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Roses are red, cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Roses are red Roses are red.
Violets are....red

Tulips are red

My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's

To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?

Cincinnati zoo

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Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy But hey, we’ve updated our privacy policy

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Roses are red... Violets are glorious.

I wouldn't surprise

Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red, Rum is good... Too much rum..Now no wood :(

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Roses are red, acorns are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
This coconut will do

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Roses are red, I've got a bad cough Settings -> Notifications -> Trending -> **OFF**

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Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand...
But I'm thinking of you.

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roses are red, tulips are red, violets are red. my garden is on fire :(

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Roses are red, potato chips are savory... The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

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Violets are blue, roses are red We’re doing this backwards

That’s what she said

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Roses are reddish... Roses are reddish

Violets are bluish

If it weren't for Christmas

We'd all be Jewish

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Roses are red... Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't spend Valentine's,

With Oscar Pistorious

^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out

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Roses are red, violets are green.. ..If you were on acid you would know what I mean.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,

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Roses are red, violets are red Dandelions are red,

Guys help my garden is on fire

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Roses are red... Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are glorious Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

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[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

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Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

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Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

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Roses are Red... Violets are red. Tulips are red. Bushes are red. Trees are red.

I set your garden on fire.

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A poem about old ladies underwear Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Margarets are green.

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Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire

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Roses are reddish, violets are blueish If it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be jewish.

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Roses are red... Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean

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A poem I read to my gf while proposing Roses are Red

Today is the Day

Plot Twist

I'm Gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a knife. Get in the van.

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Roses are Red Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Pornhube is down
Your Facebook will do

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A short poem about schizophrenia. Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

And so am I.

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For the valentines spirit Roses are red violets are blue I am pregnant but it is not from you

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Roses Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Schizophrenic,
so am I

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roses are red, violets are blue in soviet russia, poems write you.

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Roses are red 9/11 was an inside job

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Roses are red, your shoes are lookin fine Homosexuality was considered a mental illness in Sweden until 1979

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New Roses Are Red Jokes

This is a good rhyme/quote for your ex Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

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Roses are red, violets are purple, I’m schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are Red, Tires are Black So why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Roses are red, Cloaks are brown... It's over, Anakin!
I have the high ground!

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Roses are red, violets are blue... BBQs are fun unless you're a Jew.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... I'm a pyromaniac.

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Roses are red Violets are violet

This makes no sense

Autistic pilot

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Roses are red, blue is the sky........... Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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Roses are red Violets are green,
you are a ginger with no self-esteem

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Roses are red, violets are violet Start getting it right, or I'm getting violent.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I am a schizophrenic
And so am I.

(Credit to 'What about bob?')

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Roses are red, Violets are blue WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!

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Soviet Poem Roses are red
Violets are red
If you are not red
You get bullet to head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Vodka cost less, then dinner for two...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..... ... and so am I.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a personality disorder... And so do I...

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