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As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero The Invisible Man
What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.
My dad's a superhero
He's the invisible man.
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What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero?
Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool.
What's the Difference Between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, the other is a simple command.
I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants. I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.
When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic". So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a command.
How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it.
My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man.
What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One is a superhero and the other is a command.
(Be gentle its my first joke)
Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero but Iron Woman just a simple command.
Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.
How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three, Two to die, and One to never get over it
Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
A man applies to be a superhero as a part of the X-Men
When asked what his super power is, the man replies "Hindsight".
The doctor says "That won't be of any use to us".
The man replies, "Yes, I see that now".
What's the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
What's the difference between iron man and iron woman? The one is a superhero and the other one is a simple command.
If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command
I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore. And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.
What did the Superhero wear to Court? His Class Action Suit
Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman. The Ex-Men.
I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero. With grape powder comes great responsibility.
What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool.
What do you call a superhero who's made out of instant noodles? Ra-man.
Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man
How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego.
I was having a look... In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!
Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?
Green Lantern.
And his least favorite?
Deadpool.
Ironman and Ironwoman.. Whats the difference? One's a superhero - the other's a simple instruction!
Which superhero can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam
I liked to pretend my dad was a superhero He was always the invisible man...
What Superhero group would Caitlyn Jenner be apart of? The X-Men
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman Iron Man is a Marvel superhero while Iron Woman is a command
What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One's a superhero, the other is a command.
Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie. I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers
if Iron Man is a superhero, then what's Iron Woman? A command
If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero.. she would be with the Ex-men. Or trans-Formers.
Which superhero loves to whip out his junk in public? The Flash
What's the name of the superhero that stops crimes by nagging the evil-doers? Chider-Man.
There was once a superhero called "The Crocodile" She was flying around the city, when a man yelled. "Is that a bird?" He said. "Is that a plane?" Asked a woman. "No- it's the poor people's heroine!"
What do you call a crazy superhero? _Super Nuts_
Did you know marvel was going to add Islamic superhero’s
But DC already made suicide squad
Possible repost can’t remember where I heard it
What superhero is the best at driving? Peter PARKer
What superhero could Mr. Clean easily defeat? Spider-Man, it’s just takes a little pledge.
What kind of superhero movie would Bruce Jenner star in? X-Men
If a nihilist were to become a superhero... ...would they wear a Futility Belt?
There was a superhero named Richman he had Purchasing Power
As a child, I always thought of my mom as a superhero Since my dad was away on Meta leave.
I thought my dad was a superhero but he lied When he jumped out the window, he didn't fly.
A research team asked a group of drug addicts who their favorite superhero was.. Oddly enough, almost all of them said Wonder Woman. The research team doesn't really know why, I guess they're just big fans of the heroine...
Which superhero would you want as a neighbor? I'm not sure, but definitely not The Flash.
Caitlin Jenner is starting a new superhero group They're called the X-Men
What superhero team should Caitlin Jenner be in? The X-men
Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his doody!
There's a new superhero in town..
There's a new superhero in town and he is the 'Aluminium Man'.
He will foil your evil plans!
Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his doody.
Which Marvel superhero was transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.
What do you call an Alt-Right superhero who can run very fast? The Fash.
What did the wedding invitation say to the fruit superhero? Save the date!
There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool.
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