What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.
My dad's a superhero
He's the invisible man.
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I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants. I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a command.
What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One is a superhero and the other is a command.
(Be gentle its my first joke)
Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero but Iron Woman just a simple command.
Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
A man applies to be a superhero as a part of the X-Men
When asked what his super power is, the man replies "Hindsight".
The doctor says "That won't be of any use to us".
The man replies, "Yes, I see that now".
What's the difference between iron man and iron woman? The one is a superhero and the other one is a simple command.
I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore. And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.
Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman. The Ex-Men.
Ironman and Ironwoman.. Whats the difference? One's a superhero - the other's a simple instruction!
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman Iron Man is a Marvel superhero while Iron Woman is a command
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? Iron man is a superhero while iron woman is a command.
What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between a superhero and an ant that cannot speak? Nothing, both are mutants.
Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie. I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers
What’s the difference between iron man and iron woman Ones a superhero and ones a simple command
What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!
What is he difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command
What's the name of the Thai superhero that fights crime while dressed as currency?
Or is it The Bahtman?
There was once a superhero called "The Crocodile" She was flying around the city, when a man yelled. "Is that a bird?" He said. "Is that a plane?" Asked a woman. "No- it's the poor people's heroine!"
Did I tell you about the time I got bitten by a radioactive priest? I was considering the superhero name "Altar boy"!
As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah, I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed
I wore my superhero outfit today and I'm not sure why everyone was staring at me. I thought it was conventional attire.
Why did the pastry store stop selling superhero costumes? Because not many heroes wear crepes.
As a child, I always thought of my uncle as a superhero Since I found him in my closet, in his underwear
A research team asked a group of drug addicts who their favorite superhero was.. Oddly enough, almost all of them said Wonder Woman. The research team doesn't really know why, I guess they're just big fans of the heroine...
There's a new superhero in town..
There's a new superhero in town and he is the 'Aluminium Man'.
He will foil your evil plans!
What superhero should you never have dinner with? Spider-Man. He never saves any Uncle Ben's.