Hilarious Superhero Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Superhero Jokes

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man.

Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!

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What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool.

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What's the Difference Between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, the other is a simple command.

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I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants. I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.

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When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic". So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"

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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a command.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it.

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My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man.

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What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a command.

(Be gentle its my first joke)

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero but Iron Woman just a simple command.

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Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three, Two to die, and One to never get over it

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Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.

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A man applies to be a superhero as a part of the X-Men When asked what his super power is, the man replies "Hindsight".

The doctor says "That won't be of any use to us".

The man replies, "Yes, I see that now".

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What's the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.

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What's the difference between iron man and iron woman? The one is a superhero and the other one is a simple command.

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If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command

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I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore. And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.

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What did the Superhero wear to Court? His Class Action Suit

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Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman. The Ex-Men.

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I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero. With grape powder comes great responsibility.

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool.

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What do you call a superhero who's made out of instant noodles? Ra-man.

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Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero? Anti-Man

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How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego.

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I was having a look... In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!

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Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern.

And his least favorite?

Deadpool.

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Ironman and Ironwoman.. Whats the difference? One's a superhero - the other's a simple instruction!

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I liked to pretend my dad was a superhero He was always the invisible man...

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Why couldn’t the press take pictures of the fastest superhero? No Flash photography.

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Who is the only superhero that could beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One's a superhero, the other is a command.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? Iron man is a superhero while iron woman is a command.

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What is difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? First one is superhero. Second one is command.

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There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men.

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if Iron Man is a superhero, then what's Iron Woman? A command

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Imagine a world without bloated superhero movies... ...wouldn't it be marvelless?

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New Superhero Jokes

Check out my new OC superhero (do not steal). **Lysol Man!**

His blood is made of disinfectants and he's very, very sick.

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What's the name of the Thai superhero that fights crime while dressed as currency? Bahtman.

Or is it The Bahtman?

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What's the name of the superhero that stops crimes by nagging the evil-doers? Chider-Man.

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There was once a superhero called "The Crocodile" She was flying around the city, when a man yelled. "Is that a bird?" He said. "Is that a plane?" Asked a woman. "No- it's the poor people's heroine!"

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What do you call a crazy superhero? _Super Nuts_

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Which superhero is also a form of transport? Bus Lightyear!

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Did you know marvel was going to add Islamic superhero’s But DC already made suicide squad

Possible repost can’t remember where I heard it

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman One is a superhero and the other is a simple command

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What superhero is the best at driving? Peter PARKer

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a Superhero and the other is a simple instruction.

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What's the difference between Iron Man an iron woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple instruction.

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What do you call an all kid superhero team....... Just Kids League

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What's the difference between a superhero and an ant that cannot speak? Nothing, both are mutants.

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What superhero could Mr. Clean easily defeat? Spider-Man, it’s just takes a little pledge.

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I wore my superhero outfit today and I'm not sure why everyone was staring at me. I thought it was conventional attire.

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Why did the pastry store stop selling superhero costumes? Because not many heroes wear crepes.

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There was a superhero named Richman he had Purchasing Power

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As a child, I always thought of my mom as a superhero Since my dad was away on Meta leave.

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I thought my dad was a superhero but he lied When he jumped out the window, he didn't fly.

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As a child, I always thought of my uncle as a superhero Since I found him in my closet, in his underwear

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Who is the most gender confused superhero? Tony Stark, because he identifies himself as Iron Man when actually he's a *fe*male.

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Which superhero would you want as a neighbor? I'm not sure, but definitely not The Flash.

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Which superhero loves to whip out his junk in public? The Flash

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What do you call an Alt-Right superhero who can run very fast? The Fash.

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There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool.

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