Hilarious Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's

To get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?

Cincinnati zoo

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Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
This coconut will do

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Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,

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Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

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Roses are red, violets are blue I’m just telling you gardening facts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm no longer a poet,
I got fired.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme

this is not one of them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns, Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

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Roses are Red Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Pornhube is down
Your Facebook will do

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I listen to Metallica, my neighbours do too

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... ...Vodka costs less than dinner for two

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roses are red, violets are blue in soviet russia, poems write you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Aisha was 9, Mohammad was 52

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two

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Roses are red, violets are blue I am a schizophrenic
And so am I.

(Credit to 'What about bob?')

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Roses are red, violets are blue How hard is it, to leave the EU?

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Roses are red, violets are blue Never gonna run around and *desert youuu*

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue .. Nothing poetic, they are just facts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic and so I’m I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a personality disorder... And so do I...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

-Oscar Levant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Boku no pico

is getting season 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Vodka cost less, then dinner for two...

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Roses are red, violets are blue... BBQs are fun unless you're a Jew.

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This is a good rhyme/quote for your ex Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..... ... and so am I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!

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