Hellen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar And then a chair, and then a table.

What's the point of having Hellen Keller's house turned into a museum? If she never saw it why should I?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman.

Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Have you ever seen a picture of Hellen Keller's parents? Neither has she.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture.

Did you hear than Hellen Keller is the 13th most influential person of all time. Neither did she.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? because she was a woman.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? She was a woman.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar And then a chair, and then a table

Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table

So Hellen Keller walked into a bar... and a table, and a chair.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller.

Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she.

Hellen Keller fell into a well. She screamed and screamed until her hands went numb.

Did you know Hellen Keller has a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... Then a table, then a chair.

Why was Hellen Keller so bad at driving? She was a woman.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar Stevie wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.

Hellen Keller had legal trouble... she missed her hearing.

TIL Hellen Keller owned a dog. Did you know that? Neither did she.

Why did Hellen Kellers dog kill itself? You would to if your name was "HERNNERRRNENNERRE"

Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff? If your name was *blpbleblpebplplb*, you would too

Why is Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog is blind too

Why was Hellen Kellers belly button bruised... Because her boyfriend was blind and deaf too