Hilarious Hellen Keller Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Hellen Keller Jokes

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.

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Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead.

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I wrote a book called Endless Love It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

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Hellen Keller walks in a bar And a wall, a chair and 3 people

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Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table.

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Hellen Keller walked into a bar And then a chair, and then a table.

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What's the point of having Hellen Keller's house turned into a museum? If she never saw it why should I?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman.

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Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Have you ever seen a picture of Hellen Keller's parents? Neither has she.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table.

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Did you hear than Hellen Keller is the 13th most influential person of all time. Neither did she.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? because she was a woman.

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How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? She was a woman.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar And then a chair, and then a table

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead.

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So Hellen Keller walked into a bar... and a table, and a chair.

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Hellen Keller fell into a well. She screamed and screamed until her hands went numb.

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Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she.

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Did you know Hellen Keller has a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either.

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Hellen Keller walked into a bar... Then a table, then a chair.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a pony? Neither did she!

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Why was Hellen Keller so bad at driving? She was a woman.

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Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? She’s dead

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Why was Hellen Keller’s leg always yellow? Her dog was blind too.

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Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar Stevie wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she.

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New Hellen Keller Jokes

Hellen Keller walked into a bar, A table, and a rack.

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Yesterday was Hellen Kellers birthday ..... guess I didn't hear about it

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Daiiieiwaiiaiaiir!

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You know how Hellen Keller’s parents punished her? They left the plunger in the toilet.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar A stool and a table

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No wonder Hellen Keller was blind and deaf... She was born in Alabama.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller? Make her read a cheese grater.

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Has anyone heard the new Hellen Keller album? It's okay, neither has she.

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What’s Hellen Keller’s favorite color? Velcro

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Who would you rather have as a QB? Blake Bortles or Hellen Keller? Answer: Helen Keller, she can at least read a defense in Braille

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Do you know how Hellen Keller’s parents punished her when she got in trouble? They rearranged the furniture.

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Why does Hellen Keller wear tight pants So you can read her lips

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Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she's dead.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite song? 4'33"

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Have you heard that new Hellen Keller joke? Don’t worry neither has she

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How do you punish Hellen Keller? Give her sand paper and tell her to read it

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Hellen keller walks into a bar... Then into a table and then a chair.

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Does Hellen Keller celebrate Black Friday? Maybe. For all she knows it's Tuesday...

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff? If your name was *blpbleblpebplplb*, you would too

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Hellen Keller falling down a cliff Why couldn't she yell while falling down a cliff?

She was wearing mittens.

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Hellen Keller was sure that Santa Claus existed She could feel his presents.

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How do you surprise Hellen Keller? Stick a plunger in her toilet.

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What's Hellen Kellers Dog's name? Hhhhnjhhghguhhhg

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? *No*

Neither did she.

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In the immortal words of Hellen Keller Fnsocbfjsifbeksncjsocbdksbsbakxvrkcbfj

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms? Reading road signs at 70 mph.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Did you hear about the cliff in Hellen Keller's backyard? Neither did she

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Why did Hellen Kellers dog kill itself? You would to if your name was "HERNNERRRNENNERRE"

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Hellen Keller walked into a bar... Then into a table and a chair.

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How does Hellen Keller drive? One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the road

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman.

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TIL Hellen Keller owned a dog. Did you know that? Neither did she.

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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

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Why was Hellen Kellers belly button bruised... Because her boyfriend was blind and deaf too

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Hellen Keller had legal trouble... she missed her hearing.

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Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a chair

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? step on her books with golf shoes

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What would be a cruel joke to play on Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball, and tell her to read it.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate? Neither of them got to sea!

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Why was Hellen Keller such a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was *ahruaergtw*

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Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black?
every day

How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity?
Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Why is Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog is blind too

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a basketball.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Ahglabagrof".

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was "MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."

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