Hellen Keller walks into a bar
A stool and a table
No wonder Hellen Keller was blind and deaf...
She was born in Alabama.
How do you punish Hellen Keller?
Make her read a cheese grater.
Has anyone heard the new Hellen Keller album?
It's okay, neither has she.
What’s Hellen Keller’s favorite color?
Velcro
Who would you rather have as a QB? Blake Bortles or Hellen Keller?
Answer: Helen Keller, she can at least read a defense in Braille
Do you know how Hellen Keller’s parents punished her when she got in trouble?
They rearranged the furniture.
Why does Hellen Keller wear tight pants
So you can read her lips
Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?
Because she's dead.
What was Hellen Keller's favorite song?
4'33"
Have you heard that new Hellen Keller joke?
Don’t worry neither has she
How do you punish Hellen Keller?
Give her sand paper and tell her to read it
Hellen keller walks into a bar...
Then into a table and then a chair.
Does Hellen Keller celebrate Black Friday?
Maybe. For all she knows it's Tuesday...
Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?
If your name was *blpbleblpebplplb*, you would too
Hellen Keller falling down a cliff
Why couldn't she yell while falling down a cliff?
She was wearing mittens.
Hellen Keller was sure that Santa Claus existed
She could feel his presents.
What's Hellen Kellers Dog's name?
Hhhhnjhhghguhhhg
Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set?
*No*
Neither did she.
In the immortal words of Hellen Keller
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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
She's dead.
How did Hellen Keller break her arms?
Reading road signs at 70 mph.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.
Did you hear about the cliff in Hellen Keller's backyard?
Neither did she
Why did Hellen Kellers dog kill itself?
You would to if your name was "HERNNERRRNENNERRE"
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
Then into a table and a chair.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the road
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?
She is a woman.
TIL Hellen Keller owned a dog. Did you know that?
Neither did she.
Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too
What did Hellen Keller name her dog?
Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.
Why was Hellen Kellers belly button bruised...
Because her boyfriend was blind and deaf too
Hellen Keller had legal trouble...
she missed her hearing.
Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman.
How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?
She was shouting for help.
Hellen Keller walks into a bar
Then a table, then a chair
How do you confuse Hellen Keller?
step on her books with golf shoes
How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes)
How do you get even with Hellen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet
What would be a cruel joke to play on Hellen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
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