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Funny Hellen Keller Jokes
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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.

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Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table.

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Hellen Keller walked into a bar And then a chair, and then a table.

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What's the point of having Hellen Keller's house turned into a museum? If she never saw it why should I?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman.

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Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Have you ever seen a picture of Hellen Keller's parents? Neither has she.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book

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Did you hear than Hellen Keller is the 13th most influential person of all time. Neither did she.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? because she was a woman.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? She was a woman.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar And then a chair, and then a table

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table

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So Hellen Keller walked into a bar... and a table, and a chair.

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Hellen Keller fell into a well. She screamed and screamed until her hands went numb.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she.

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Did you know Hellen Keller has a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was Hellen Keller so bad at driving? She was a woman.

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TIL Hellen Keller owned a dog. Did you know that? Neither did she.

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Hellen Keller had legal trouble... she missed her hearing.

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Why was Hellen Kellers belly button bruised... Because her boyfriend was blind and deaf too

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Why is Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog is blind too

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Did you hear about the cliff in Hellen Keller's backyard? Neither did she

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Hellen Keller was sure that Santa Claus existed She could feel his presents.

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Have you heard that new Hellen Keller joke? Don’t worry neither has she

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What would be a cruel joke to play on Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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New Hellen Keller Jokes

You know how Hellen Keller’s parents punished her? They left the plunger in the toilet.

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Does Hellen Keller celebrate Black Friday? Maybe. For all she knows it's Tuesday...

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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