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Funniest Hellen Keller Jokes

Funny Hellen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead.

I wrote a book called Endless Love It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller walks in a bar And a wall, a chair and 3 people

Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar And then a chair, and then a table.

What's the point of having Hellen Keller's house turned into a museum? If she never saw it why should I?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman.

Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Have you ever seen a picture of Hellen Keller's parents? Neither has she.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book

Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table.

Did you hear than Hellen Keller is the 13th most influential person of all time. Neither did she.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? because she was a woman.

How do you torture Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? She was a woman.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar And then a chair, and then a table

Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead.

So Hellen Keller walked into a bar... and a table, and a chair.

Hellen Keller fell into a well. She screamed and screamed until her hands went numb.

Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she.

Did you know Hellen Keller has a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller.

Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... Then a table, then a chair.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a pony? Neither did she!

Why was Hellen Keller so bad at driving? She was a woman.

Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? She’s dead

Why was Hellen Keller’s leg always yellow? Her dog was blind too.

Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar Stevie wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Hellen Keller walked into a bar, A table, and a rack.

Yesterday was Hellen Kellers birthday ..... guess I didn't hear about it

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Daiiieiwaiiaiaiir!

You know how Hellen Keller’s parents punished her? They left the plunger in the toilet.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar A stool and a table

No wonder Hellen Keller was blind and deaf... She was born in Alabama.

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Make her read a cheese grater.

Has anyone heard the new Hellen Keller album? It's okay, neither has she.

What’s Hellen Keller’s favorite color? Velcro

Who would you rather have as a QB? Blake Bortles or Hellen Keller? Answer: Helen Keller, she can at least read a defense in Braille

Do you know how Hellen Keller’s parents punished her when she got in trouble? They rearranged the furniture.

Why does Hellen Keller wear tight pants So you can read her lips

Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she's dead.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite song? 4'33"

Have you heard that new Hellen Keller joke? Don’t worry neither has she

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Give her sand paper and tell her to read it

Hellen keller walks into a bar... Then into a table and then a chair.

Does Hellen Keller celebrate Black Friday? Maybe. For all she knows it's Tuesday...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff? If your name was *blpbleblpebplplb*, you would too

Hellen Keller falling down a cliff Why couldn't she yell while falling down a cliff?

She was wearing mittens.

Hellen Keller was sure that Santa Claus existed She could feel his presents.

How do you surprise Hellen Keller? Stick a plunger in her toilet.

What's Hellen Kellers Dog's name? Hhhhnjhhghguhhhg

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? *No*

Neither did she.

In the immortal words of Hellen Keller Fnsocbfjsifbeksncjsocbdksbsbakxvrkcbfj

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms? Reading road signs at 70 mph.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Did you hear about the cliff in Hellen Keller's backyard? Neither did she

Why did Hellen Kellers dog kill itself? You would to if your name was "HERNNERRRNENNERRE"

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... Then into a table and a chair.

How does Hellen Keller drive? One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the road

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman.

TIL Hellen Keller owned a dog. Did you know that? Neither did she.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

Why was Hellen Kellers belly button bruised... Because her boyfriend was blind and deaf too

Hellen Keller had legal trouble... she missed her hearing.

Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Long Hellen Keller Jokes

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth

After pushing and screaming for what feels like an eternity, the baby is born, silent. The doctor pats the baby on the butt, but it still doesn't cry. He wraps the it in cloth and lays it in a bassinet, and gently pushes open its jaw, shining a light inside the baby's mouth. The mother is, understandably, in a panic.

"Incredible" the doctor says, to nobody in particular.

"What?!" the mother shrieks out, nearly falling off of the table trying to crane her neck to see.

"Well ma'am" the doctor continues, "my impression is that your baby has a condition that she shares famously with Hellen Keller."

"Oh my god, she's mute?!"

"I'm afraid so. Also dead."

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