Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?
She was wearing mittens.
What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?
The volleyball net.
Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?
Because she's dead.
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
Hellen Keller walks in a bar
And a wall, a chair and 3 people
Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Hellen Keller walks into a bar
then into a chair, and then into a table.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar
And then a chair, and then a table.
What's the point of having Hellen Keller's house turned into a museum?
If she never saw it why should I?
Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse?
Neither did she.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller?
Neither has she.
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a woman
Have you ever seen a picture of Hellen Keller's parents?
Neither has she.
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
Hellen Keller walks into a bar...
Then a chair, then a table.
Did you hear than Hellen Keller is the 13th most influential person of all time.
Neither did she.
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she's dead.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
because she was a woman.
How do you torture Hellen Keller?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car?
She was a woman.
Hellen Keller walks into a bar
And then a chair, and then a table
Hellen Keller walks into a bar...
Then a table
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Cause she's dead.
So Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
and a table, and a chair.
Hellen Keller fell into a well.
She screamed and screamed until her hands went numb.
Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller?
Well neither did she.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a dollhouse in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse?
Neither did Hellen Keller.
Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land.
Don't worry, she didn't know it either.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
Then a table, then a chair.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a pony?
Neither did she!
Why was Hellen Keller so bad at driving?
She was a woman.
Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?
She’s dead
Why was Hellen Keller’s leg always yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar
Stevie wonder and Hellen Keller walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
Did you know that Hellen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
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