Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.
Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America.
If Hillary Clinton won she would’ve been the first F president. I didn’t say female because someone deleted the emale.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.
Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President.
What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?
Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something
How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark.
Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email
This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society
Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency: "I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."
What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?
What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar.
They ask the bartender, "What have you got?"
The bartender points to two taps.
They say, "What? That's it?! We don't like either of those choices!"
The bartender says, "Now you know how I feel."
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate... America says, "What is this, a joke?"
They should send Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Mexico border Since no one can get over her...
Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Hillary Clinton could've been the first f president. Sorry, I meant to write female but the emale got deleted.
The year is 2016. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both travelling in the same plane. Plane comes crashing down. Who survives? America.
Why do people like Hillary Clinton? When she can't even stand herself?
If Hillary Clinton was elected, she would have been the first f president. I would say female, but the emale got deleted.
What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated.
There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.
What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners.
If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America
Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
Hillary Clinton should have been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.
Hillary Clinton should’ve been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are sitting in a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America
Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
Guess What Happened To Hillary Clintons Emails! \[Removed\]
I once went to dinner with Hillary Clinton, but the waiter never came to our table. I guess it was a secret server.
Russia admitted today to hacking the DNC in an attempt to get Donald Trump elected They went on to say that they decided not to take any action, however, once they saw Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.
Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama are running for president in 2020
It's black and white
What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared.
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives?
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are running for Presidency. Who will win? Certainly not the people.
What bill is supported by Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, and Bernie Sanders? The dollar bill