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Funniest Hillary Clinton Jokes

Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.

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Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.

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Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

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If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.

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So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America.

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If Hillary Clinton won she would’ve been the first F president. I didn’t say female because someone deleted the emale.

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Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

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What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?

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Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016

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I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted

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What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something

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How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark.

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Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email

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This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it

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Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society

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Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency: "I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

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What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?

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What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar. They ask the bartender, "What have you got?"

The bartender points to two taps.

They say, "What? That's it?! We don't like either of those choices!"

The bartender says, "Now you know how I feel."

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate... America says, "What is this, a joke?"

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They should send Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Mexico border Since no one can get over her...

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Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Hillary Clinton could've been the first f president. Sorry, I meant to write female but the emale got deleted.

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The year is 2016. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both travelling in the same plane. Plane comes crashing down. Who survives? America.

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Why do people like Hillary Clinton? When she can't even stand herself?

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If Hillary Clinton was elected, she would have been the first f president. I would say female, but the emale got deleted.

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What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated.

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There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.

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[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump get into a car accident. Who survives? America

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Trump should build a wall with Hillary Clinton's emails. Seems like the only thing people can't get over.

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What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise

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Hillary Clinton should have been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.

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Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them.

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Hillary Clinton is getting her own video game. Left 4 Dead: Benghazi

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? America.

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Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton.

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I'm going to the Halloween party at my office today as President Hillary Clinton I'm not going to show up.

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Guess What Happened To Hillary Clintons Emails! \[Removed\]

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Hillary Clinton should’ve been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes, who survives? America.

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Hillary Clinton is scheduled for a book signing in Brookfield, CT at Costco Strange that she chose Costco, because Bill prefers BJ's

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I once went to dinner with Hillary Clinton, but the waiter never came to our table. I guess it was a secret server.

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Miss Columbia, Hillary Clinton, and La La Land won Miss Universe, the U.S. Presidency, and Best Picture. In theory.

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Russia admitted today to hacking the DNC in an attempt to get Donald Trump elected They went on to say that they decided not to take any action, however, once they saw Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.

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Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now.

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What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared.

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What does Hillary Clinton do when she sees a sniper in Bosnia? Ducks on the ground

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Hillary Clinton should partner with Microsoft.. Then I wouldn't need to worry about getting any spam email

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*

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Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft.

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What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive.

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Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton "doesn't suck."

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are running for Presidency. Who will win? Certainly not the people.

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I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!

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Could someone help me decide what's more two faced... Hillary Clinton or the coin

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What bill is supported by Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, and Bernie Sanders? The dollar bill

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