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Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.
Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.
There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America.
If Hillary Clinton won she would’ve been the first F president. I didn’t say female because someone deleted the emale.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.
What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?
Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something
How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark.
Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email
This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society
Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency: "I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."
What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?
What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar.
They ask the bartender, "What have you got?"
The bartender points to two taps.
They say, "What? That's it?! We don't like either of those choices!"
The bartender says, "Now you know how I feel."
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate... America says, "What is this, a joke?"
They should send Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Mexico border Since no one can get over her...
Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Hillary Clinton could've been the first f president. Sorry, I meant to write female but the emale got deleted.
The year is 2016. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both travelling in the same plane. Plane comes crashing down. Who survives? America.
Why do people like Hillary Clinton? When she can't even stand herself?
If Hillary Clinton was elected, she would have been the first f president. I would say female, but the emale got deleted.
What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated.
There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.
If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America.
Trump should build a wall with Hillary Clinton's emails. Seems like the only thing people can't get over.
If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America.
Hillary Clinton would've been the first F president I would've said female, but she deleted the email.
What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice.
What does Hillary Clinton and La La Land have in common? They both thought they were going to win.
Hillary Clinton should have been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
News: Hillary Clinton concedes her defeat to Donald Trump in a private phone call. Safe to say she's learned her lesson with emails!
Guess What Happened To Hillary Clintons Emails! \[Removed\]
Hillary Clinton should’ve been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are sitting in a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America.
I'm going to the Halloween party at my office today as President Hillary Clinton I'm not going to show up.
Trump is going to reveal the classified JFK assassination details Turns out it was Hillary Clinton.
Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
Hillary Clinton is scheduled for a book signing in Brookfield, CT at Costco Strange that she chose Costco, because Bill prefers BJ's
I once went to dinner with Hillary Clinton, but the waiter never came to our table. I guess it was a secret server.
Hillary Clinton's New Book Is Already A Bestseller, And It Isn't Even Out Yet Kinda like how she had won all those primaries before anyone got to cast a vote!
The day after FBI Director James Comey was fired...
...Hillary Clinton sent him an e-mail. It started,
*Dear James,*
*I hope this e-mail reaches you.*
Miss Columbia, Hillary Clinton, and La La Land won Miss Universe, the U.S. Presidency, and Best Picture. In theory.
What two words will, when heard, get any Trump supporter to rant at length about Hillary Clinton? "Donald" and "Trump".
Russia admitted today to hacking the DNC in an attempt to get Donald Trump elected They went on to say that they decided not to take any action, however, once they saw Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.
Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama are running for president in 2020
Honestly...
It's black and white
How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill.
What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared.
9/11 gave rise to "Truthers", Obama gave rise to "Birthers", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called "Saucers"?
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives?
America.
Hillary Clinton has been frequenting a new restaurant, reports say. I guess the main appeal of it is her own private server.
Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill
Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton "doesn't suck."
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are running for Presidency. Who will win? Certainly not the people.
The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs
The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky...
...and Monica blew it!
What bill is supported by Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, and Bernie Sanders? The dollar bill
I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies.... Most likely she'll lie still
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