Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.
Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.
If Hillary Clinton won she would’ve been the first F president. I didn’t say female because someone deleted the emale.
If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.
Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President.
I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something
How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark.
Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society
Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency: "I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."
What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?
What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar.
They ask the bartender, "What have you got?"
The bartender points to two taps.
They say, "What? That's it?! We don't like either of those choices!"
The bartender says, "Now you know how I feel."
Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Hillary Clinton could've been the first f president. Sorry, I meant to write female but the emale got deleted.
The year is 2016. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both travelling in the same plane. Plane comes crashing down. Who survives? America.
If Hillary Clinton was elected, she would have been the first f president. I would say female, but the emale got deleted.
What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated.
There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.
What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying.
What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer.
2/3 of all impeached presidents were done so for the same reason for embarrassing Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton walks into a bar...
Hillary Clinton walks into a bar with a pig on a leash.
The bartender looks at them and says "You can't bring that cow in here!"
Hillary replies, "It's a pig, not a cow."
The bartender says "I was talking to the pig."
Instead of ‘Clue’, we should have a game called ‘Epstein’ where the objective is to find out who the murderer is. Players include Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Prince Edwards!
Santa goes down the chimney and sees Jennifer Flowers, Monika Lewinsky and Hillary Clinton in the living room. Santa says Ho, Ho, B**ch!
How do you piss off 100s of millions of people at the same time? Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were both upstanding candidates fully deserving of the US presidency.
[Politics] Joke Advice: Don’t make Hillary Clinton jokes in this subreddit.
They’re not funny.
Rather, they’re hillary-ious.
Hillary Clinton should’ve been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.
Hillary Clinton should have been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes, who survives? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are sitting in a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America.
Why didn't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary Clinton? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Instead of Hillary Clinton, maybe Stormy Daniels should have run against Trump? I'm pretty sure she would've spanked him.
Do you know the difference between Vladimir Putin and Hillary Clinton? Vladimir Putin can win an election rigged in his favor
Hillary Clinton found out that Bill was getting it on with Monica Lewinsky. She shrugged her shoulders and said "Better her than me."
I'm going to the Halloween party at my office today as President Hillary Clinton I'm not going to show up.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Trump is going to reveal the classified JFK assassination details Turns out it was Hillary Clinton.
Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
Hillary Clinton is scheduled for a book signing in Brookfield, CT at Costco Strange that she chose Costco, because Bill prefers BJ's
I once went to dinner with Hillary Clinton, but the waiter never came to our table. I guess it was a secret server.
Hillary Clinton would've been the first F president I would've said female, but she deleted the email.
Hillary Clinton's New Book Is Already A Bestseller, And It Isn't Even Out Yet Kinda like how she had won all those primaries before anyone got to cast a vote!
The day after FBI Director James Comey was fired...
...Hillary Clinton sent him an e-mail. It started,
*I hope this e-mail reaches you.*
Trump should build a wall with Hillary Clinton's emails. Seems like the only thing people can't get over.
What does Hillary Clinton and La La Land have in common? They both thought they were going to win.
Miss Columbia, Hillary Clinton, and La La Land won Miss Universe, the U.S. Presidency, and Best Picture. In theory.