That's What She Said Jokes

My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she said in her diary.

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Funny That's What She Said Jokes
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My dad: *makes that's what she said joke* me: stop I'm only 10 My dad: thats what she said

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Are there any therapists who interject "That's what she said!" during their sessions? If not, it's a hole that needs to be filled.

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My wife says I never pay attention to her... ... at least I think that's what she said.

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Can we please stop with the "that's what she said" jokes? It's getting way too big and i can't take it anymore.

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"Door, let me inside." "That's what I told your mom last night."

"...come again?"

"And that's what she said."

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"That's what she said" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said.

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Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue,
roses are red.
We're doing it backwards,
That's what she said.

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My dad keeps saying that's what she said. Dad; (Putting cereal in his bowl)

Me: Can you please put it in my thing also?

Dad: That's what she said.

Me: Please stop.

Dad: That's what she said.

Me: Please, I'm only ten!!!

Dad: That's what she said.

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My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow.

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My wife says I never pay any attention to her. I think that's what she said.

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Getting kicked out I once got kicked out of a group for making too many "That's what she said" jokes.
Who knew you couldn't do that a feminist convention?

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My girlfriend broke up with me recently, told me I only care about myself and that I "never listen to her".. At least I think that's what she said, haven't seen her in awhile

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Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference" and so my wife, bless her, replied with a stellar "that's what she said".
True story from yesterday morning, just wanted to share our mirth :)

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My wife left me, saying I was a compulsive liar Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.

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I'm way too childish. I should stop saying "That's what she said" "That's hard Michael"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"

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''Want to hear a rape joke?'' ''No''

''That's what she said!''

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I don't like "That's what she said" jokes Why? Cause, that's what I said.

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My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time.

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My new years resolution was to stop saying "That's what she said" But then my friend said "Wow. That's going to be HARD."


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"Stop stereotyping me and sexualizing everything I say!" "That's what SHE said!"

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Bill O'Reilly LET GO! That's what she said.

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