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My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she said in her diary.

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My dad: *makes that's what she said joke* me: stop I'm only 10 My dad: thats what she said

Are there any therapists who interject "That's what she said!" during their sessions? If not, it's a hole that needs to be filled.

My wife says I never pay attention to her... ... at least I think that's what she said.

Can we please stop with the "that's what she said" jokes? It's getting way too big and i can't take it anymore.

"Door, let me inside." "That's what I told your mom last night."

"...come again?"

"And that's what she said."

"That's what she said" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said.

Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue,
roses are red.
We're doing it backwards,
That's what she said.

My dad keeps saying that's what she said. Dad; (Putting cereal in his bowl)

Me: Can you please put it in my thing also?

Dad: That's what she said.

Me: Please stop.

Dad: That's what she said.

Me: Please, I'm only ten!!!

Dad: That's what she said.

My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow.

My wife says I never pay any attention to her. I think that's what she said.

Getting kicked out I once got kicked out of a group for making too many "That's what she said" jokes.
Who knew you couldn't do that a feminist convention?

My girlfriend broke up with me recently, told me I only care about myself and that I "never listen to her".. At least I think that's what she said, haven't seen her in awhile

Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference" and so my wife, bless her, replied with a stellar "that's what she said".
True story from yesterday morning, just wanted to share our mirth :)

My wife left me, saying I was a compulsive liar Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.

I'm way too childish. I should stop saying "That's what she said" "That's hard Michael"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"

''Want to hear a rape joke?'' ''No''

''That's what she said!''

I don't like "That's what she said" jokes Why? Cause, that's what I said.

My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time.

My new years resolution was to stop saying "That's what she said" But then my friend said "Wow. That's going to be HARD."


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"Stop stereotyping me and sexualizing everything I say!" "That's what SHE said!"

Bill O'Reilly LET GO! That's what she said.

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Wife's birthday gift

Just got one-upped by my coworker on break, thought I'd share:

Me: Wife's birthday is in a few days.

Him: Oh? What are you getting her?

Me: Off ;)

Me: Seriously though, probably just something small.

Him: That's what she said :D

Me: ಠ\_ಠ

Family Thanksgiving was never the same

True story:

We were all sitting starting thanksgiving dinner and someone cracked open the soda, it hissed and my mom goes "that's just air escaping" and without pause I said "that's what she said"

Everyone lost it.

Good times to reply "that's what she said"

"Stop that! How old are you, honestly?"

"Boys, stop talking and get back to work" (teacher)

"I think it's too big" (moving furniture)

"Great shot!"

"Why does this have to be so hard?"

"It's stuck!"

"Blow all of them at once" (birthday candles)

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