Are there any therapists who interject "That's what she said!" during their sessions? If not, it's a hole that needs to be filled.
My wife says I never pay attention to her... ... at least I think that's what she said.
Can we please stop with the "that's what she said" jokes? It's getting way too big and i can't take it anymore.
"Door, let me inside."
"That's what I told your mom last night."
"...come again?"
"And that's what she said."
"That's what she said" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said.
My dad keeps saying that's what she said.
Dad; (Putting cereal in his bowl)
Me: Can you please put it in my thing also?
Dad: That's what she said.
Me: Please stop.
Dad: That's what she said.
Me: Please, I'm only ten!!!
Dad: That's what she said.
My wife says I don't listen to her. I think that's what she said, anyhow.
Violets are blue, roses are red
Violets are blue,
roses are red.
We're doing it backwards,
That's what she said.
My girlfriend broke up with me recently, told me I only care about myself and that I "never listen to her".. At least I think that's what she said, haven't seen her in awhile
My wife says I never pay any attention to her. I think that's what she said.
Getting kicked out
I once got kicked out of a group for making too many "That's what she said" jokes.
Who knew you couldn't do that a feminist convention?
I'm way too childish. I should stop saying "That's what she said"
"That's hard Michael"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
I don't like "That's what she said" jokes Why? Cause, that's what I said.
/r/im14andthisisdeep? ...I'm 12 and that's what she said
''Want to hear a rape joke?''
''No''
''That's what she said!''
My wife left me, saying I was a compulsive liar Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.
This one's a long one and gonna be fun That's what she said haha gottem
My new years resolution was to stop saying "That's what she said"
But then my friend said "Wow. That's going to be HARD."
...
"Stop stereotyping me and sexualizing everything I say!" "That's what SHE said!"
My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time.
Bill O'Reilly LET GO! That's what she said.
Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference"
and so my wife, bless her, replied with a stellar "that's what she said".
True story from yesterday morning, just wanted to share our mirth :)
. That's what she said