What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference. Hitler was good at making speeches
I'm sick of people comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler wrote his own book.
Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind
Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Inn by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Hitler? Hitler had supporters.
My joke was removed for comparing Trump to Hitler Apparently it's against the rules to make personal attacks on someone even after they've been dead for over 70 years.
What could the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race.
How did Hitler keep his shoelaces from coming untied? Little knotsies.
Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race.
Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy. But he really saved the History channel.
What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race.
What did the Boston Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race.
What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft.
Worst joke I've ever heard
What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers?
One of them actually ended a race.
You'll never be able to go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. You'd be way too short and weak.
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue.
The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.
A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit
Trump is nothing like Hitler There’s no way he could write a book.
Can we stop making Hitler jokes? It really takes me out of mein kampfort zone.
How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated.
Anagram of "mother in law" Woman Hitler
Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks.
What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy
Why does Hitler like acetone? It's a Polish Remover
Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler.
What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill
Kinda scared for 2017 Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more
What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin
Hitler walked in to a bar...
The bartenders says "whoa, hitler I thought you were dead"
Hitler says "no, just hiding. I'm planning to kill the rest of the Jews and 5 clowns"
The bartender asks "why the clowns?"
Hitler says "see no one cares about Jews"
Adolf Hitler and my wife have the same birthday. It's crazy to think that such a loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people... Shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler.
Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler.
Roses are red, Violets are blue Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2
It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader.
What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race!
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little knotsies.
How did Hitler originally get into power? "Let's make Germany great again"
Why does Hitler not like going to strip clubs? He hates the Poles
What's the difference between Logan Paul and Hitler? Hitler respected the Japanese.
The comparisons between Trump and Hitler are a bit unfair... ...Hitler actually achieved his goals.
Confederates are reverse Hitlers. Hitler first sucked at art and then lost the war while Confederates first lost the war and then sucked at art.
Why did Hitler win every political race? Because he's the fascist
What’s the difference Logan Paul and hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Why did Hitler fail as an artist? He refused to mix colors.
In another timeline In another timeline Hitler becomes a musician and opens a chain of very successful record stores named the Vinyl Solution.
Napoleon wore a red shirt so no one could see him bleed if he was shot. Hitler wore brown pants
Hitler adopted a child He's now a step-Fuhrer
Why wasn’t Hitler able to foresee his own demise? Because he was part of the not-see party.
Why isn’t Hitler invited to any BBQ’s? Because he burns the Franks.
I always see people comparing Trump to Hitler, and I think that’s incredibly ignorant At least Hitler knew what he was doing
How would you call Hitler if the world was made of playdoh? Playdolf. (yeah, yeah, stupid joke, but I'm not sorry about it)
Hitler got so pissed at the 1936 Berlin Olympics He decided to finish the race himself.
Why did Hitler like most letters Because they were not Z
What kind of drink does Hitler dislike? Juice.
Hitler and Stalin are having a conversation
Hitler: Tell me a joke
Hitler: I don’t get it
Adolf Hitler has just took up golf... He always manages to find himself in the bunker.
I finally understand how people could compare Bernie Sanders to Hitler Seeing how neither of them could finish a race.
Why was Hitler grumpy at breakfast? Because he didn't like the juice.
Hitler didn't want to take a cab He is more of an Ubermensch
How did Hitler tie his shoes? Gudenteit
Hitler May have ended lots of lives But at least he put a stop to Hitler
They say Hitler used potatoes to treat his genital warts... Talk about a Dictator.
[dark] Why did Hitler commit suicide? He received the gas bill.
What is it that most women do in their daily lives but is considered a tragedy when Adolf Hitler did? Remove Polish using chemicals.
What's the difference between Hitler and epstein Hitler killed himself
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffery Epstein? At least Hitler killed himself.
Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her, " On what day will I die?" She assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday. "Why are you so sure of that?", demanded Hitler. "Any day", she replied, " on which you die will be a jewish holiday."
Why did hitler only drink water Because he hates juice
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can actually finish the race
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt Usain can actually Finish a race
Why did Hitler only drink milk for breakfast? He hated juice.
What do Hitler and Lizzo have in common? They both blame it on the juice
Hitler is judged harshly by history, but let's not ignore the heroic acts he performed, like.... He killed Hitler
Why didn't Hitler get accepted to art school? Because he didn't like to mix colours
Killing 31,646 people would be the equivalent of planting 20 million trees. Making hitler the biggest environmentalist ever!
What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? Hitler had some respect for the Japanese.
What’s the difference between a feminazi and Hitler? Hitler only had half a mustache
Why is Hitler better than Epstein? In a herioc last act, Hitler killed one of the biggest criminals of his time.
How does Hitler like his juice? Concentrated
The Real reason Hitler took his life, He got his gas bill.
People can change Even Hitler went from being an anti-semite to finally killing the person responsible for death of million jews.
Hitler built a boat in pixelated blocks and named it Mein Kraft
What kind of animal would Hitler be? Adolfin
Did You Know Hitler Was Good At Insulting People He at one point Roasted 6 Million Jews
A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler
One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.
Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.
Why did Hitler drink milk for breakfast? He didn't like juice.
Why did Hitler only drink water? He doesn't like juice.
What position would Hitler play in Hockey? Reich Wing
What makes Hitler and Jake Paul different Hitler knew when to kill himself
What's the difference between Hitler and a guy with a pet badger? One is a Bad German and the other is a Badger Man
I am sorry about this one Hitler is not allowed to grill at cookouts because he always burns the franks
What does hitler call doing his laundry? Purifying the jeans
Hitler walked into a bar. Just kidding, it was actually a Pole.
What video game did Hitler play before starting WWII? Mein Kraft
If Hitler were alive today, he'd hate playing Minecraft Whenever he'd start mining diamonds, his generals would yell out "mine fewer!"
So Hitler wrote a book about his favorite piece of furniture Mine kampfy couch
They say Hitler was driven to war because of his addiction to video games He was obsessed with Mein Kraft
Adolf Hitler is judged very harshly by history But at the end of the day, he's the one that killed Hitler.