People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference. Hitler was good at making speeches
Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind
Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Inn by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
My joke was removed for comparing Trump to Hitler Apparently it's against the rules to make personal attacks on someone even after they've been dead for over 70 years.
Worst joke I've ever heard
What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers?
One of them actually ended a race.
You'll never be able to go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. You'd be way too short and weak.
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue.
The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.
A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice And yet when Hitler tried it, everyone threw a fit
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy
Kinda scared for 2017 Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more
Hitler walked in to a bar...
The bartenders says "whoa, hitler I thought you were dead"
Hitler says "no, just hiding. I'm planning to kill the rest of the Jews and 5 clowns"
The bartender asks "why the clowns?"
Hitler says "see no one cares about Jews"
Adolf Hitler and my wife have the same birthday. It's crazy to think that such a loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people... Shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler.
It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader.
Confederates are reverse Hitlers. Hitler first sucked at art and then lost the war while Confederates first lost the war and then sucked at art.
In another timeline In another timeline Hitler becomes a musician and opens a chain of very successful record stores named the Vinyl Solution.
Napoleon wore a red shirt so no one could see him bleed if he was shot. Hitler wore brown pants
Hitler and Stalin are having a conversation
Hitler: Tell me a joke
Hitler: I don’t get it
I finally understand how people could compare Bernie Sanders to Hitler Seeing how neither of them could finish a race.
What is it that most women do in their daily lives but is considered a tragedy when Adolf Hitler did? Remove Polish using chemicals.
Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her, " On what day will I die?" She assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday. "Why are you so sure of that?", demanded Hitler. "Any day", she replied, " on which you die will be a jewish holiday."
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can actually finish the race
Hitler is judged harshly by history, but let's not ignore the heroic acts he performed, like.... He killed Hitler
Killing 31,646 people would be the equivalent of planting 20 million trees. Making hitler the biggest environmentalist ever!
What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? Hitler had some respect for the Japanese.
Why is Hitler better than Epstein? In a herioc last act, Hitler killed one of the biggest criminals of his time.
People can change Even Hitler went from being an anti-semite to finally killing the person responsible for death of million jews.
A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler
One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.
Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.