Hilarious Sloth Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said,

It. all. happened. so. fast.

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A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, "It all happened so fast."

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How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top.

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You let a sloth give you gonnorhea?! *slow clap*

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They say I have a body built for Sin That sin being Sloth.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

The interrupting sloth.

The interrupting sloth who?

Ahhhhhh!

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#17268 Three turtles robbed a sloth. When the police asked the sloth what happened, the sloth replied: I don’t know, it all happened so fast.

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You managed to get gonorrhea from a sloth? *slow clap*

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A sloth goes to a bar to get drunk. After a long time and a lot of drinks the bartender asks the sloth why he is there.

The sloth replies, "I'm depressed, my wife is leaving me. I bet she's already halfway through the kitchen."

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So this sloth reported a mugging by three turtles to the police... ...When asked what happened he said, “I don’t know officer, it all happened so fast!”

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You got gonorrhea from a sloth...? *slow clap*

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Overheard the wife on the phone ... Just heard the wife talking to one of her friends, she described me as a wild animal in bed 😲😁😁😁😁

BTW what is a Sloth

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What does a sloth do when the forest is on fire? Burn as well.

(Translated from Czech)

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What do you call an intelligent sloth? Slo-mo sapiens

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[OC] So a Sloth goes to tell a joke and says... “Knock...”

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Tortoise say when she was dating the Sloth? Let’s taake it sloooooow.

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What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.

Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.

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A sloth walks into a bar 10 minutes later, bartender says "Sorry we're closed."

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How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope.

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The Sloth and the Gang of Snails There was a sloth, and one day he was mugged by a gang of snails. The police showed up and asked the sloth "Can you tell us what happened?" and he said "I don't know, it all happened so fast".

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What did the sloth wear to the swimming pool? His speedo

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What kind of food can you make from a sloth? Slothage.
(Original terrible joke)

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A sloth walks into a bar Well actually, I got ahead of myself, it’s still walking there...

This is taking longer than I expected...

Never mind, I’ll finish the joke when the sloth finally gets here.

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