"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."
When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan
But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
Edit: *Alleged* contribution of $1 million. Also, thank you kind gilder
What do Apple and Donald Trump have in common? I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
The problem with Trump jokes: Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes.
What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
After the UN summit, it was really shameful to see so many people basically openly mocking a mentally challenged child. Though to be fair, Trump probably had it coming.
Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
Hitler died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946...
It's going to be easy for Trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere
Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.
A conversation with god about Trump
John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John: Yeah, trumpets.
God: "Never mind. They'll know."
Why did Donald Trump marry an immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American want to do.
Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.
I wish I had Trump as a teacher.
Citations would be easy
"You know it, I know it, everyone knows it"
The problem with Trump jokes Republicans don't think they are funny, and Democrats don't think they are jokes.
Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"
Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.
People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference. Hitler was good at making speeches
Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
If Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on a stranded island, who would survive? The United States of America
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Barack Obama? One gets made fun of for the color of his skin, and the other is Barack Obama!
Trump and Pense at a press briefing.
Trump: “if we tested less, we’d have less cases”.
Trump: “I told you not to call me that in public”.
Please stop calling Donald Trump an idiot. As an idiot myself, it's very offensive that people think he's one of us.
Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives? The United States of America.
How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern? They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.
So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency. Welcome back President Obama we missed you.
So President Trump got into his Bunker because of the Riots. As a german Guy I can say from experience that from this moment its not getting any better.
Steve Jobs would've made a better president than Donald Trump But that's comparing apples to oranges
What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
It shouldn't be surprising our first black president was elected prior to Trump It's always darkest before Don
Little Boy: Daddy I want to be like president Trump when i grow up! Dad: "Well pick one son, you can't do both"
What's the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.
Experts say Donald Trump been setting an outstanding example during the Covid-19 outbreak 28 consecutive press briefings spent washing his hands
How does Trump differ from terrorist organisations? Terrorist organisations take responsibility for their actions.
There have been countless people criticizing Donald Trump for his delayed reaction to the Novel Coronavirus Probably could have gotten things going a lot quicker with a picturebook Coronavirus
The Trump administration just announced ...
... no gatherings of 10 or more people.
Once again they found another way to separate Mexican families.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Trump was brought down By a virus from China , named after a Mexican beer?
Why didn’t congress impeach Trump ? Because Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
Someone threw a beer at President Trump during last nights National Championship Game. It was a draft, so he easily dodged it.
Why was Melania so excited when Donald Trump became president Because she can call herself the first lady instead of the third wife
Could you imagine if trump actually moved the files from govt servers to a private server? That would be Hillaryous.
I don’t know why people expect to find aliens in Area 51 Trump would have deported them by now!