What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground
What do you call a childrens book aimed at synaesthetes? Horton hears a hue.
I can’t believe the way they used the Childrens Health Insurance Program during the budget debate... It was like a bargaining CHIP.
What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old.
What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file
There is nothing nicer than hearing childrens screams coming from your basement It was so much fun turning off the power while my daughter and her friends were playing with a ouija board
I heard in the news that thay've found harmful materials in cosmetics and childrens crayons, but in the defense of the big corporations... They're doing asbestos they can.
Why will childrens programming never show ghostly pollinators? Because they are Boo Bees.