Skyrim Jokes

What would a Skyrim guard say if he saw you choking a little girl? No loli gaggin'

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What's the difference between Skyrim and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 6 years

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What’s the difference between the Thalmor and a brick? A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim

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If you're starting a stealth build in skyrim Make sure to use leather armor, because it's made of hide.

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How do you set your digital location to Skyrim? You use NordVPN

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You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging.

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How do you tell a joke in Skyrim? You shout it out.

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Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge.

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A Microsoft Dev walks into a room.... Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.

Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"

Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"

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People say the brain is a computer, but if it is... Why can't it run Skyrim?

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The Fallout games are the most unrealistic games I've ever played. I mean, how is there no Skyrim remastered for the Pip-Boy?

5/7 unplayable.

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/r/funny is about as funny as the second time you heard, '... until I got an arrow through the knee.' in Skyrim. /r/jokes is like the hundredth time you heard that.

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Where do people go in Skyrim to buy ice cream? To their local Dovah Queen

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With each new release of skyrim on differing platforms, what is guaranteed for skyrim superfans? More solitude

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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Slow fade in on forest)

Because he was in a cart, tied up, on his way to Helgen to be executed.

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The Elder Scrolls V

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SKYRIM

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[Skyrim] Why are the stormcloaks black and blue? Because they can't see the White*-*Gold Concordat.

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What would the Dragonborn’s weapon be if Skyrim was a modern setting? A Shoutgun, obviously!

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What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin

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Skyrim joke What did the Dark Brotherhood assassin say after him Mom tucked him in?

Night, mother.

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What do you call a rimjob on an airplane? Skyrim

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