What would a Skyrim guard say if he saw you choking a little girl? No loli gaggin'
What's the difference between Skyrim and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 6 years
What’s the difference between the Thalmor and a brick? A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim
If you're starting a stealth build in skyrim Make sure to use leather armor, because it's made of hide.
How do you set your digital location to Skyrim? You use NordVPN
You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging.
How do you tell a joke in Skyrim? You shout it out.
Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge.
A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....
Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.
Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"
Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"
People say the brain is a computer, but if it is... Why can't it run Skyrim?
The Fallout games are the most unrealistic games I've ever played.
I mean, how is there no Skyrim remastered for the Pip-Boy?
/r/funny is about as funny as the second time you heard, '... until I got an arrow through the knee.' in Skyrim. /r/jokes is like the hundredth time you heard that.
Where do people go in Skyrim to buy ice cream? To their local Dovah Queen
With each new release of skyrim on differing platforms, what is guaranteed for skyrim superfans? More solitude
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Slow fade in on forest)
Because he was in a cart, tied up, on his way to Helgen to be executed.
The Elder Scrolls V
[Skyrim] Why are the stormcloaks black and blue? Because they can't see the White*-*Gold Concordat.
What would the Dragonborn’s weapon be if Skyrim was a modern setting? A Shoutgun, obviously!
What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin
What did the Dark Brotherhood assassin say after him Mom tucked him in?
What do you call a rimjob on an airplane? Skyrim