What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs
Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
The ending of Game of Thrones makes sense, think about it. Arya went west, Jon went north, Drogon went east, and the show went south.
What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Game of thrones spoiler!!!! Now that all the nerds aren't paying attention, party at my house this Saturday.
My crush said I'm like a brother to her Lucky she likes game of thrones
Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?
He is Hodorless
Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones? Because of its dwarf star.
Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
Because they like to push two twins together to make a king.
(Game of Thrones ref)
What does Titanic, The Sixth Sense, and Game of Thrones have in common? Icy dead people.
The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given. That'll cause riots.
What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.
I wanted to read more Now I watch game of thrones with the subtitles on
What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common? They’re more realistic than The Bachelor.
What do beds and Game of Thrones have in common? Put 2 twins together and you get a king.
What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world? Casts of Game of Thrones.
The girl I liked said I was like a brother to her Lucky for me she likes game of thrones.
"Lord of the Rings" had a better ending that "Game of Thrones" I guess that's what happens when the author writes it.
If you spell Breaking Bad backwards, you will get "Dab Gnikaerb" Which still makes more sense than Game of thrones\` entire season 8
Game of Thrones: season 8 That’s it. That’s the joke.
What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people
[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: "Table for one, please."
People complain about Game of Thrones having a lot of incest... ...but Bran could have broken his arms instead of his legs
Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence. "Icey dead people"
Game of Thrones is really getting out of hand... Even websites are dying in the new season.
What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.
My buddy told me his least favourite season of Game of Thrones was season 5. Shame.
My girlfriend climaxed at the season finale of Rick and Morty
She also climaxed at the finale of Iron fist.
And again at the season Finale of Game of Thrones.
She keeps coming to conclusions
Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended: Bit of an auntie climax don't you think?
So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019 They're really dragon it out
I watched all of Game of Thrones back to back with the girlfriend, Fortunately I was the one facing the TV.
What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die.
What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones? Luftsansa
If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers? Icy Dead People
My friend still hasn’t seen season 8 of Game of Thrones. And every time I try to broach the subject she just yells at me, “No Spoilers!” So I gave up on trying to warn her That she shouldn’t name her baby, Khaleesi.
Game of Thrones series finale That’s it, that’s the joke
The guy who played "The Mountain" from Game of Thrones is 50% of a Norse god. He's Hafthor.
What is the difference between Game of Thrones and the syrian civil war? One is for entertainment... and the other one is a TV-show.
Game of thrones season 8 wins an Emmy for the Best drama series That's all.
What did they name Game of Thrones' first stock exchange? Investeros
Who's the wildest knight in Game of Thrones? Ser Engeti
My friend recently subscribed to HBO and asked me if I could help him with the name of the disaster TV show he had been hearing everyone talk about at work. Apparently, it's not Game of Thrones S8.
Now that Game of Thrones is ending, you know who my dad thinks should write pirate books?
George "Arrre Arrre" Martin
What do the last ten minutes of Dexter and the last season of Game of Thrones have in common? They ruin eight years of your life.
The people promoting Game of Thrones Season 8 should be paid a bonus. Because it is the best season ever :()
It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life.
Game of Thrones Season 8. That’s the joke.
A Game of Thrones helpline launched to help distressed fans to cope with the end of the series. I imagine they're Snowed under.
Game of thrones season 8 That's it
Monty python and the Game of thrones
Game of Thrones finale That's it.
A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first? None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.
Redditers have forgotten how great Game of Thrones seasons 1-7 were But to be fair, so have Benioff and Weiss
[Spoiler] Game of Thrones spoiler ahead
It's too bad that the Iron Throne was destroyed.
Good thing the new king comes with his own chair.
But honestly, the real joke is thinking anyone will look at this joke with a title like that.
Bran wasn't in Game of Thrones He was in Wheels of Fortune.
Season 8 of Game of Thrones That is all
I know who dies first in the last Game of Thrones... The legacy of a once-great show
What do Game of Thrones and Eazy E have in common? They’ve both had problems wrapping it up.
My opinion on Game of Thrones is changing every day. It Varys
Game of Thrones Season 8 it's like losing your virginity Before 'it' happens you are nervous, the first two days after it you are extremely happy and then one week later you realize how bad and strange it was.
In Game of Thrones Winter Came... And everyone left unsatisfied
Find a line in a TV show that fit that show perfectly
-What is dead may never die-
Game of Thrones
You know who's the best character in the Game of Thrones show right now? It *Varys*
If a round of musical chairs were played using toilet bowls instead of chairs... would it be Game of Thrones?
Game of Thrones score update. Daenerys Targaryen has blown a 3-dragon lead.
Game Of Thrones Joke (semi-spoiler contained within) I don't know why Brianne was surprised Jamie left; she already knew he was a hands off kinda guy.
Last week was my first time watching Game of Thrones I still haven't seen an episode.
What are the spiders like in Game of Thrones? Varies.
Game of Thrones's Night King disappointed me ... He's not even able to hit the broad side of a Bran...
My friends haven't been talking to me since the day I told them I didn't watch Game of Thrones. To be completely fair they didn't do that before either.
Game Of Thrones [SPOILERS]
Who killed the Night King?
Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"
"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"
I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.
Just played a round of musical chairs using toilet bowls... Game of thrones.
Best Game of Thrones ending theory An old Sam reads from his book *A Song of Ice and Fire* “and the kingdoms lived in peace from that day on. And that, kids, is how I met your mother.”
If you reuploaded an entire episode of Game of Thrones onto YouTube would it be copy wight infringement?
If Game of Thrones teaches us anything it is that Mexico should build the wall. Whingers are coming.
If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon? Moron.
Game of Thrones will be coming later than expected in 2019. I guess the television shows are closer in spirit to the books than we originally thought.
Which character in Game of thrones has a healthy digestive system Bran
Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble? Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.
I feel sorry for Jorah in Game Of Thrones He clearly loves Daenerys, but she just isn't one to savour the Mormont.
What did the guy who finished watching Game of Thrones say? My watch has ended
To decide the best tv show ever, I started comparing Game of Thrones & Breaking Bad for two hours Finally it came down to The Wire
I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)
Arnold: What door?
[Game of Thrones] If you give Littlefinger two choices... He'll always prefer the ladder
Comparing Game of Thrones with The Lord of the Rings... I noticed a stark difference.
If I've learned anything from watching Game of Thrones.. It's that family always cums first.
What did you think of the Game of Thrones season finale? I thought it was auntie-climactic.
My girlfriend and I just watched the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones back to back unfortunately my side wasn't facing the tv
How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones? Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad... But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.
Game of Thrones Spoiler Joke I heard the Night King just got a hold of one rarest YuGiOh cards
If Trump was cast in Game of Thrones, which character would he play? Littlefingers
Game of thrones actors numbers leaked online
Someone called Kit Harrington...
"Hello, who's this?!"
Peter Dinklage gets wallet stolen at 'Game of Thrones' premiere How could anyone stoop so low?
What does Haley Joel Osment call white walkers from Game of Thrones? Icy dead people
Game of Thrones: What is the difference between a Stark and a Lannister? In a Stark house, family comes first. In a Lannister house, family cums first.