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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead

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What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Game of thrones spoiler!!!! Now that all the nerds aren't paying attention, party at my house this Saturday.

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Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran

He is Hodorless

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Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones? Because of its dwarf star.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given. That'll cause riots.

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What does Titanic, The Sixth Sense, and Game of Thrones have in common? Icy dead people.

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What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common? They’re more realistic than The Bachelor.

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What do beds and Game of Thrones have in common? Put 2 twins together and you get a king.

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The girl I liked said I was like a brother to her Lucky for me she likes game of thrones.

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"Lord of the Rings" had a better ending that "Game of Thrones" I guess that's what happens when the author writes it.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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Game of Thrones: season 8 That’s it. That’s the joke.

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What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people

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My buddy told me his least favourite season of Game of Thrones was season 5. Shame.

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[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: "Table for one, please."

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Game of Thrones is really getting out of hand... Even websites are dying in the new season.

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What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.

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People complain about Game of Thrones having a lot of incest... ...but Bran could have broken his arms instead of his legs

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Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence. "Icey dead people"

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die.

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What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones? Luftsansa

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Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended: Bit of an auntie climax don't you think?

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So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019 They're really dragon it out

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I watched all of Game of Thrones back to back with the girlfriend, Fortunately I was the one facing the TV.

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What did the guy who finished watching Game of Thrones say? My watch has ended

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My girlfriend and I just watched the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones back to back unfortunately my side wasn't facing the tv

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This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin

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[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor.

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Game of thrones season 8 wins an Emmy for the Best drama series That's all.

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Comparing Game of Thrones with The Lord of the Rings... I noticed a stark difference.

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If Trump was cast in Game of Thrones, which character would he play? Littlefingers

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What do Game of Thrones and Eazy E have in common? They’ve both had problems wrapping it up.

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Redditers have forgotten how great Game of Thrones seasons 1-7 were But to be fair, so have Benioff and Weiss

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Find a line in a TV show that fit that show perfectly -What is dead may never die-
Game of Thrones

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Now that Game of Thrones is ending, you know who my dad thinks should write pirate books? George "Arrre Arrre" Martin

I'm sorry.

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[Spoiler] Game of Thrones spoiler ahead It's too bad that the Iron Throne was destroyed.

Good thing the new king comes with his own chair.

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But honestly, the real joke is thinking anyone will look at this joke with a title like that.

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My opinion on Game of Thrones is changing every day. It Varys

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Game of Thrones score update. Daenerys Targaryen has blown a 3-dragon lead.

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Last week was my first time watching Game of Thrones I still haven't seen an episode.

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If you reuploaded an entire episode of Game of Thrones onto YouTube would it be copy wight infringement?

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Game of Thrones will be coming later than expected in 2019. I guess the television shows are closer in spirit to the books than we originally thought.

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Game of thrones actors numbers leaked online Someone called Kit Harrington...

"Hello, who's this?!"

"It's Ben."

"Ben who..?!?"

"Ben-d knee."

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