Game Of Thrones Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead

What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Game of thrones spoiler!!!! Now that all the nerds aren't paying attention, party at my house this Saturday.

My crush said I'm like a brother to her Lucky she likes game of thrones

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran

He is Hodorless

Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones? Because of its dwarf star.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given. That'll cause riots.

What does Titanic, The Sixth Sense, and Game of Thrones have in common? Icy dead people.

What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common? They’re more realistic than The Bachelor.

What do beds and Game of Thrones have in common? Put 2 twins together and you get a king.

"Lord of the Rings" had a better ending that "Game of Thrones" I guess that's what happens when the author writes it.

The girl I liked said I was like a brother to her Lucky for me she likes game of thrones.

What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world? Casts of Game of Thrones.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Game of Thrones: season 8 That’s it. That’s the joke.

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people

[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: "Table for one, please."

Game of Thrones is really getting out of hand... Even websites are dying in the new season.

What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.

People complain about Game of Thrones having a lot of incest... ...but Bran could have broken his arms instead of his legs

Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence. "Icey dead people"

My buddy told me his least favourite season of Game of Thrones was season 5. Shame.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die.

What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones? Luftsansa

Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended: Bit of an auntie climax don't you think?

So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019 They're really dragon it out

I watched all of Game of Thrones back to back with the girlfriend, Fortunately I was the one facing the TV.

This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin

People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad... But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

My girlfriend and I just watched the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones back to back unfortunately my side wasn't facing the tv

[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor.

Comparing Game of Thrones with The Lord of the Rings... I noticed a stark difference.

Game of thrones season 8 wins an Emmy for the Best drama series That's all.

I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows) Hodor: Hodor!!!

Arnold: What door?

If Trump was cast in Game of Thrones, which character would he play? Littlefingers