My friend went completely bald years ago, but he still carries a comb with him. He just can’t part with it.
If I ever start to go bald
I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare
Why did the bald man have his hand down his pants? So he could run his fingers through his hair!
My bald dad commented on my hair earlier.
He said I had hair like an emo.
He wasn’t too happy when I said he had hair like a chemo.
Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said, Can you describe the symptoms? I said yeah, Homers a bald fat dude that drinks Duff and Marge has blue hair
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
I like playing chess with bald people in the park The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them
An old friend went bald years ago, but still carries a comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares
Hear the one about the bald guy getting bumped to business class after passengers made fun of him? Talk about the advantages of a reseating airline.
Randomly came up with this joke laying in bed one night - What do you call a bald eagle with the flu that migrates from Mexico to the US? An ill eagle immigrant...
I love playing chess with bald men in the park,
but it's hard to find 32 of them.
Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pants pocket?? So he could run a hand through his hair!!!
Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair
Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
My friend went completely bald years ago, he still carries a comb with him. He just can't part with it.
Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair.
My wife was worried about getting older, so before she woke up on her birthday, I cut off all the white hairs she had. For some reason, she woke up bald and in a bad attitude
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
My girlfriend introduced our new baby to my friends.
"Look at those chubby cheeks and bald head," they said.
I said, "Thanks, but we're here to talk about the baby."
Men who are bald in front are thinkers.
Men who are bald in back are lovers.
Men who are bald in front and back THINK they are lovers.
Philosophy in a nutshell: A blind man saw an arm amputee pull the hair of a bald guy that was smelling a deaf man listening to a mute.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him. He just can’t part with it.
I made fun of fat men and I became fat I teased the bald men and I became bald. Now I only make fun of the rich
A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.
My friend went bald years ago, but he still carries his old comb with him. He just can’t part with it.
I will one day have a pet bald eagle
Name it Freedom. Teach it to ring a bell when it wants fish, so I can let Freedom ring.
I'll show myself to the door.
A guy was mocking his bald friend that was trying products for hair growth
The bald guy had enough and said ”Can you just leave me alone!?”
The friend responded with ”Alright then, I’ll get out of your hair”
What's the difference between a bald englishman and a bald scotsman? The englishman buys himself a hat while the scotsman sells his comb.
I made fun of my brother getting a bald haircut I turned around and saw the rest of the cancer patients staring at me
I saw this bald dude that looks like a rapper that i know Turns out he's just some Common bald guy
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks I’ll never part with it!
I knew I was going bald I knew I was going bald... Well it took longer and longer to wash my face.
Why do I keep seeing pictures of bald kids in children’s hospitals? Like honestly it’s not *that* hard to wash your hair
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet? he was bald
My friend went bald years ago, he still carries a comb with him. He just couldn't part with it.
I’m going to tattoo a row of rabbits running away on the top of my head. That way if I go bald everyone can see my receding hare line.
I understand that the dove is the "bird of peace" and the bald eagle is "strength and freedom", but I honestly can't get "true love" The swallow :(
What did the owner of the Italian restaurant say to the bald man that was trying to dine-and-dash? You need a toupee!