Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dinosaur Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric

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What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet.

EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!

*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!

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What dinosaur has the best teeth? A flossiraptor.

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur You will get jurasskicked

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What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold? A dinosr

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Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a black dinosaur Tyroneosaurus

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What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronosaurus Rex

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What's another word for dinosaur? thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur with clean teeth? A Flossaraptor

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What do you call a dinosaur without gold? A dinosr

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Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh? You bet Jurassican.

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If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

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What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a broken leg? An owmilegisaur

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Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur

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TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period.

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How scared was the dinosaur? Petrified.

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Did you hear about the cross dressing dinosaur? He decided to try Sarah's tops.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction.

Thank high me for that one.

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Why can’t you fight a dinosaur? Because you’ll get Jurasskicked

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What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur

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What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea? A Tea-rex.

My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.

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What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor!

I'll just show myself out...

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Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,

'Oh, was that today?'

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One from my 3yo - why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chicken

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What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself? Dino sore.

Please forgive me for the dad joke.

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What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth... Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?

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How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage? Tea, Rex?

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How does a dinosaur get out of a swimming pool? Wet.

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What is a dentist's favorite Dinosaur? A Flossorapter

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Why don't dinosaur talk? they are already dead.

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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A "Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus"

How do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?

Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus Rex

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What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Credit: Jurassic Park

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Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might." It blew up over night.

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New Dinosaur Jokes

Why did the dinosaur that overdosed on a steroid die? It took a large one, the rest is history.

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I just came home from an archaeology party where we all looked for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur. It was quite the shin dig.

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What do you call a dinosaur with many names? A thesaurus

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What do you call dinosaur without it’s gold? A dinosr!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wont move? A STAYgosaurus (it doesnt really work but ya know you better laught :B)

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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to work out? Tricepsaresore

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You know what dinosaur jokes are? Meteorcre.

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What dinosaur is known by many names A Thesaurus

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What kind of dinosaur has multiple ways of saying the same thing? A Thesaurus

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I thought I had found a dinosaur leg But fossil arm.

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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.

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What did the dinosaur say to the meteor? Com-et me bro

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Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur. As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call the vocabulary dinosaur? The Thesaurus Rex!

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What did the dinosaur wish when the meteor hit? More wishes.

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What is the most common dinosaur? Mybackissoar

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

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What's the fastest dinosaur? Prontosaurus

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What's a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer? Comet.

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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork

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What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived? Extinct.

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What do you call a dinosaur that can read the future ? A tarot-dactyl

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What do you call a dinosaur that likes long walks? A T-Reks

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What do you call a Muslim dinosaur? Falafel Raptor

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What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear? A Jurassic Parka

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What Is a Dictator Dinosaur Called Tyrant-O-Saurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that makes music? A velocirapper.

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I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but... it was a fossil arm

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What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower? A cruciferous rex!

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What do you call a MtF dinosaur? ... a Tranny-saurus Rex

(Not sure if this joke is PC or not)

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What do you call a dinosaur that gets in a car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck.

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What do you call a cheating dinosaur? Dinowhore

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What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.

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What kind of dinosaur is always hiding and very paranoid? A youthinkhesaurus

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Cambridge University just discovered a new species of dinosaur They say it had a stocky build with orange scales and feathers on its head. They are naming it Grabsalotopuss.

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What did the caveman say when he stumbled upon a pooping dinosaur? "That's pooposterous!"

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What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronasaurus

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What dinosaur was in the most pain? the tyranno-sorest rex

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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhe-saurus

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What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold? Give him a Jurassic parka.

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