Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dinosaur Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric

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What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet.

EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!

*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!

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What dinosaur has the best teeth? A flossiraptor.

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur You will get jurasskicked

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What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold? A dinosr

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Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a black dinosaur Tyroneosaurus

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What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronosaurus Rex

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What's another word for dinosaur? thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur with clean teeth? A Flossaraptor

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What do you call a dinosaur without gold? A dinosr

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Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh? You bet Jurassican.

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If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

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What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a broken leg? An owmilegisaur

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Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur

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TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period.

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How scared was the dinosaur? Petrified.

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Did you hear about the cross dressing dinosaur? He decided to try Sarah's tops.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction.

Thank high me for that one.

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Why can’t you fight a dinosaur? Because you’ll get Jurasskicked

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What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur

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What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea? A Tea-rex.

My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.

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What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor!

I'll just show myself out...

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Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,

'Oh, was that today?'

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One from my 3yo - why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chicken

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't accept its gender? A Tranasaurus Rex

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How can you tell if someone’s a psychiatrist? Check their feet. If they are wearing dinosaur socks, they are a psychiatrist.

It’s a simple roar sock test.

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What kind of dinosaur avoids manual labour? Mybakisaur.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why don't dinosaur talk? they are already dead.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a hurry? A prontosaurus.

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What dinosaur is known by many names A Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that can fly? A saurus.

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What do you call dinosaur without it’s gold? A dinosr!

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New Dinosaur Jokes

What was the tastiest dinosaur? Steakasaurus.

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Who is in charge of the dinosaur mafia? The iguanadon.

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A new species of dinosaur that mates with its mother has been discovered They’re calling it the Oedipus Rex.

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What do you call a dinosaur with many names? A thesaurus

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What was the tastiest dinosaur to have roamed the Earth? Steakosaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that wont move? A STAYgosaurus (it doesnt really work but ya know you better laught :B)

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What kind of dinosaur couldn't be a dancer? An Ankylosaur.

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I once ate a dinosaur It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

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What kind of dinosaur has multiple ways of saying the same thing? A Thesaurus

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Whats a childs favourite dinosaur? A Duplodocus

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I thought I had found a dinosaur leg But fossil arm.

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What do you call the vocabulary dinosaur? The Thesaurus Rex!

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I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but... it was a fossil arm

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What dinosaur was in the most pain? the tyranno-sorest rex

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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