Dinosaur Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric

What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet.

EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!

Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!

*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*

Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!

What dinosaur has the best teeth? A flossiraptor.

Why should you never fight a dinosaur You will get jurasskicked

What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold? A dinosr

Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.

What do you call a black dinosaur Tyroneosaurus

What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronosaurus Rex

What's another word for dinosaur? thesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur with clean teeth? A Flossaraptor

What do you call a dinosaur without gold? A dinosr

Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh? You bet Jurassican.

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex.

What do you call a dinosaur with a broken leg? An owmilegisaur

Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur

TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period.

How scared was the dinosaur? Petrified.

Did you hear about the cross dressing dinosaur? He decided to try Sarah's tops.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction.




Thank high me for that one.

Why can’t you fight a dinosaur? Because you’ll get Jurasskicked

What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur

What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea? A Tea-rex.

My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.

What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor!


I'll just show myself out...

Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,


'Oh, was that today?'

One from my 3yo - why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chicken

How can you tell if someone’s a psychiatrist? Check their feet. If they are wearing dinosaur socks, they are a psychiatrist.

It’s a simple roar sock test.

What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself? Dino sore.

Please forgive me for the dad joke.

What kind of dinosaur avoids manual labour? Mybakisaur.

Why don't dinosaur talk? they are already dead.

What do you call a dinosaur in a hurry? A prontosaurus.

What dinosaur is known by many names A Thesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur that can fly? A saurus.

What do you call dinosaur without it’s gold? A dinosr!

I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but... it was a fossil arm