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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*
Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus
What dinosaur has the best teeth? A flossiraptor.
Why should you never fight a dinosaur You will get jurasskicked
What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold? A dinosr
Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.
What do you call a black dinosaur Tyroneosaurus
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronosaurus Rex
What's another word for dinosaur? thesaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with clean teeth? A Flossaraptor
What do you call a dinosaur without gold? A dinosr
Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh? You bet Jurassican.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a broken leg? An owmilegisaur
Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur
TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period.
How scared was the dinosaur? Petrified.
Did you hear about the cross dressing dinosaur? He decided to try Sarah's tops.
What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?
A reptile dysfunction.
Thank high me for that one.
Why can’t you fight a dinosaur? Because you’ll get Jurasskicked
What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur
What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
A Tea-rex.
My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.
What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur?
A Flossiraptor!
I'll just show myself out...
Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff
As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'
One from my 3yo - why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chicken
What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself?
Dino sore.
Please forgive me for the dad joke.
What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth... Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?
How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a warm beverage? Tea, Rex?
How does a dinosaur get out of a swimming pool? Wet.
What is a dentist's favorite Dinosaur? A Flossorapter
Why don't dinosaur talk? they are already dead.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A "Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus"
How do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Do-You-Think-He-Saw-urus Rex
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Credit: Jurassic Park
Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might." It blew up over night.
Why did the dinosaur that overdosed on a steroid die? It took a large one, the rest is history.
I just came home from an archaeology party where we all looked for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur. It was quite the shin dig.
What do you call a dinosaur with many names? A thesaurus
What do you call dinosaur without it’s gold? A dinosr!
What do you call a dinosaur that wont move? A STAYgosaurus (it doesnt really work but ya know you better laught :B)
What do you call a dinosaur that likes to work out? Tricepsaresore
You know what dinosaur jokes are? Meteorcre.
What dinosaur is known by many names A Thesaurus
What kind of dinosaur has multiple ways of saying the same thing? A Thesaurus
I thought I had found a dinosaur leg But fossil arm.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.
What did the dinosaur say to the meteor? Com-et me bro
Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur. As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call the vocabulary dinosaur? The Thesaurus Rex!
What did the dinosaur wish when the meteor hit? More wishes.
What is the most common dinosaur? Mybackissoar
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
What's the fastest dinosaur? Prontosaurus
What's a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork
What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived? Extinct.
What do you call a dinosaur that can read the future ? A tarot-dactyl
What do you call a dinosaur that likes long walks? A T-Reks
What do you call a Muslim dinosaur? Falafel Raptor
What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear? A Jurassic Parka
What Is a Dictator Dinosaur Called Tyrant-O-Saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that makes music? A velocirapper.
I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but... it was a fossil arm
What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower? A cruciferous rex!
What do you call a MtF dinosaur?
... a Tranny-saurus Rex
(Not sure if this joke is PC or not)
What do you call a dinosaur that gets in a car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck.
What do you call a cheating dinosaur? Dinowhore
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.
What kind of dinosaur is always hiding and very paranoid? A youthinkhesaurus
Cambridge University just discovered a new species of dinosaur They say it had a stocky build with orange scales and feathers on its head. They are naming it Grabsalotopuss.
What did the caveman say when he stumbled upon a pooping dinosaur? "That's pooposterous!"
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronasaurus
What dinosaur was in the most pain? the tyranno-sorest rex
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhe-saurus
What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold? Give him a Jurassic parka.
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