Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?
A reptile dysfunction.
Thank high me for that one.
What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.
Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff
As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'
Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
You all like dinosaurs...right?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
My wife told me to chill with the dinosaur jokes.
I told her Jurassicing a lot of me.
Yes it is terrible, yes I am a dad and yes ill stop scrolling and go to bed now. Salam my friends.
Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot?
Jurassic times call for Jurassic
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels. She said "Try Sarah Topps!"
What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself?
Please forgive me for the dad joke.
How can you tell if someone’s a psychiatrist?
Check their feet. If they are wearing dinosaur socks, they are a psychiatrist.
It’s a simple roar sock test.
What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth... Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?
Scientists say they discovered a rare breed of dinosaur known for infidelity It was called Doyouthinkhesaurus
A new species of dinosaur that mates with its mother has been discovered They’re calling it the Oedipus Rex.
Why didn't the dinosaur go to jail when he stole the other dinosaur's eggs? Because he had diplodocus immunity.
So there I was, baby oil in one hand, dinosaur glove puppet snugly on the other one. I felt pretty stupid when the titles rolled and I realised the dvd was actually called *Walking* with dinosaurs
So ever since new years my son has been making dinosaur noises. Hes really getting into the roaring 20's
What do you call a dinosaur that never skips chest day?
...I’ll show myself out
I took my son to the library today
He is really into dinosaur books, so I asked the librarian if she knew of any good authors of dinosaur books.
She said "Try Sarah Topps"
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him? Do you want some tea, Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur who can control thunder?
Sorry I thought of this and had to share, to find out if I had read it here or if it's the rarity of an original-ish joke
What do you call a dinosaur that wont move? A STAYgosaurus (it doesnt really work but ya know you better laught :B)
My battery powered dinosaur toy has stopped working. I guess it just has a bad case of e-reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a female Dinosaur with herpes?
I am drunk and watching Jurassic Park. Forgive me if this had been thought of before, I assume it had but it made us laugh a lot. Have a great night!