Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*
Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!
What dinosaur has the best teeth? A flossiraptor.
Why should you never fight a dinosaur You will get jurasskicked
What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold? A dinosr
Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.
What do you call a black dinosaur Tyroneosaurus
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyronosaurus Rex
What's another word for dinosaur? thesaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with clean teeth? A Flossaraptor
What do you call a dinosaur without gold? A dinosr
Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh? You bet Jurassican.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a broken leg? An owmilegisaur
Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur
TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period.
How scared was the dinosaur? Petrified.
Did you hear about the cross dressing dinosaur? He decided to try Sarah's tops.
What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?
A reptile dysfunction.
Thank high me for that one.
Why can’t you fight a dinosaur? Because you’ll get Jurasskicked
What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur
What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.
What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur?
I'll just show myself out...
Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff
As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'
One from my 3yo - why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chicken
How can you tell if someone’s a psychiatrist?
Check their feet. If they are wearing dinosaur socks, they are a psychiatrist.
It’s a simple roar sock test.
What does a dinosaur say when he hurts himself?
Please forgive me for the dad joke.
What kind of dinosaur avoids manual labour? Mybakisaur.
Why don't dinosaur talk? they are already dead.
What do you call a dinosaur in a hurry? A prontosaurus.
What dinosaur is known by many names A Thesaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that can fly? A saurus.
What do you call dinosaur without it’s gold? A dinosr!
I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but... it was a fossil arm
What was the tastiest dinosaur? Steakasaurus.
A new species of dinosaur that mates with its mother has been discovered They’re calling it the Oedipus Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with many names? A thesaurus
What was the tastiest dinosaur to have roamed the Earth? Steakosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that wont move? A STAYgosaurus (it doesnt really work but ya know you better laught :B)
What kind of dinosaur couldn't be a dancer? An Ankylosaur.
I once ate a dinosaur It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had
What kind of dinosaur has multiple ways of saying the same thing? A Thesaurus
Whats a childs favourite dinosaur? A Duplodocus
I thought I had found a dinosaur leg But fossil arm.
What dinosaur was in the most pain? the tyranno-sorest rex
Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus