I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!"
Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."
Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man: "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?" "I am not Master Akira."
I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian.
I held a door for an elderly Japanese man.
He said "Sank you."
Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?
How do you say " 'sup dawg" in Japanese? Konichihuahua
What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
What do Japanese cannibals eat
Edit: Wow my first post is actually doing pretty well.
Thanks for upvotes and comments. I really don't know how to react.
How do you say goodbye to 20,000 Japanese? With a big wave.
What do you call a Japanese spice demon? Pepper-oni.
Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man, “Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?” “I am not Master Akira.”
What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!
I get the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
How do you say "no" in Japanese? EA.
How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave
I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua
How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial? He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote.
What do you call a fantastic Japanese teacher? Sensei-tional
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? ..Because Logan left him hanging.
I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused on my trip to Japan Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables
How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl cry? 10 tickles
I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.
What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion? Ryan
I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself.
What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food. ... sushi did.
How can you tell difference between Chinese & Japanese? With Geiger counter.
I drop kicked a Japanese woman today
After holding the door open for her, she said to me "Sank you"
How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!
Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
So, I was dating a Japanese girl... The relationship grew old rather quickly so I decided to break up with her. When I told her, she just stood there in disbelief. It's like you have to drop the bomb twice for them to get the message.
What is the worse part of breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice to get the message.
How does a Japanese alligator express its gratitude? Aligato
What font do Japanese people use Times new ramen
What did the Japanese stoner say? Toke yo
Me: what’s three nine in Japanese?
Them: San kyu.
Me: you’re welcome.
What do you call a man cooking stir-fry in a Japanese technology company? Sony wok man.
What do you call the degree of heat present in a typical japanese dish usually consisting of seafood, meat and vegetables that have been battered and deep fried? Tempurature.
During WW2, the Japanese had their own version of Great Britain’s Vera Lynn. Her most popular song was called, “Whale Meat Again.”
I decided to learn the history behind Japanese animation It was a bizarre adventure
What do you say when you want to sit in the passenger seat of a Japanese car? I call shogun!
I got the words "jaccuzi" and "yakuza" confused Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
How do Japanese say what’s up? Wasa-bi
Did you hear about the Japanese man who suffered burns trying to save a bar? He did it for his own Sake
I accidentally got the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
I got the words "jaccusi" and "yakuza" confused. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
I realized my relationship with my Japanese girlfriend wasn't working. I told her that we should end it but she didn't seem to get that. So I had to drop the bomb twice before she understood.
Breaking up with my Japanese girlfriend was harder than I thought it would be.. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got it.
How does a Japanese Pimp say hello? "Wasabi!"
I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” messed up Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia
I don’t think Japanese get offended by hight jokes It will go over their head.
A man typed the name of the new Japanese Emperor into his iPhone, but the autocorrect mistakenly changed it to Emperor Naruto.
I messed up between Jacuzzi and the Yakuza. I’m in hot water now with the Japanese Mafia.
I asked my wife to buy me Japanese food .. Sushi did
What do you call a mix between Japanese Martial Arts and a Bar Mitzvah? Jewjitsu
Why didn’t the Japanese get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging
What do you call a Japanese MILF with a dark complexion? Hiroshi Ma.
How do you say 'thank you' to a Japanese Brazilian? Obrigado gozaimasu
what do you call a person obsessed with japanese gaming consoles?
Don't touch my mustache.
How do Japanese bloods say whats up to eahother? Wassah B?
Why are the Japanese so afraid of obese Americans? The last time they let a Fat Man in their country, Nagasaki disappeared.
My Japanese friend met with an accident I vdecided to visit him in the hospital. When I entered his room he started saying "watashi no sanso chubu kara oriru" over and over until he died. Apparently it means "get off from my oxygen tube".
what's a Japanese ghosts favorite type of cake? Boo Cah-Ke
What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.
How do a Japanese Chihuahua say hello? KONICHIHUAHUA!! 😀
I once told a bully " don't mess with me, I know karate " ... & 4 other Japanese words.
We can thank the Japanese for the abundance of peanut snacks on airplanes.. Their most common response to post-flight, phone-based, satisfaction surveys was: "Not enough legume."
TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :(
I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street.
Afterwards he said, "Sank you." So I punched him in the face.
He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator
The door was closing, so I held it open for him.
He replied with, "Sank you".
Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?
American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City.
An old joke from a pub
Why is professional boxing like Japanese sweet corn?
After World War 2, birth rates and the libido among Japanese males was at an all-time low. Why? They lost their tojo.
What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa.
A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England. The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor.