I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!"
Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."
Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man: "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?" "I am not Master Akira."
I held a door for an elderly Japanese man.
He said "Sank you."
Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?
What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
What do Japanese cannibals eat
Edit: Wow my first post is actually doing pretty well.
Thanks for upvotes and comments. I really don't know how to react.
Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man, “Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?” “I am not Master Akira.”
I get the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
Whats the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she finally gets it
How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial? He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a persons aura changes right before they die. Cyan-aura.
What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused on my trip to Japan Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables
I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.
I mixed up the words "Jacuzzi" with "Yakuza"... ...Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?
What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?
How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people?
Use a Geiger counter
*Credit: my friend who has a lot of dark humour
The Hardest Part About Breaking Up With A Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
I am a natural talent You better leave me alone! I know judo, karate, taekwondo and bunch of other Japanese words!
Whenever I ask my friend what the first number in Japanese is, his allergy acts up He always says, "It's itchy."
I keep getting the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia!
This morning eleven naked Japanese men came into my room. Apparently it’s my bu-cake day or something?
I haven’t seen this one here before...
What’s the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the hint.
Japanese ninjas were historically required to wrap any gifts in the same cloth they used to cover their faces They had to mask their presents
Did you hear about the puzzle masters who tried to overthrow the Japanese government but were only partially successful? It was a pseudo coup
My brother was dating a Japanese woman for a while but was dumped today. You could say that he was disoriented
What's the difference between a Japanese kamazazi and a member of ISIS? One's a Zoomer, one's a Boomer.
Did you hear about the Japanese man who suffered burns trying to save a bar? He did it for his own Sake
Wise Master Akira
A Japanese man asked his master:
"Master Akira, why does everybody think that we all look the same?"
And he answered:
"I am not Master Akira."
I got mixed up between the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
Did you hear about the Japanese poet who smoked a boatload of opium and overthrew the shogun? They called it a high coup.
Why it is difficult to break-up with japanese people? Because you have to drop the bomb twice for them to understand the message
A Japanese man walks into a bar and claims he is actually very irish. Bartender says, "oh! My daughter loves your music!"
I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up the other day Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
There was once a cannibalistic Japanese serial killer who killed and ate my mother. I asked why he would do such a thing. He said, I just love the taste of Umami.
I went to a Japanese restaurant the other night and the chef was very angry... He lost his tempura
What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? The breakup: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.