I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!"
Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."
Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man: "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?" "I am not Master Akira."
I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian.
I held a door for an elderly Japanese man.
He said "Sank you."
Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?
How do you say " 'sup dawg" in Japanese? Konichihuahua
What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
What do Japanese cannibals eat
Edit: Wow my first post is actually doing pretty well.
Thanks for upvotes and comments. I really don't know how to react.
How do you say goodbye to 20,000 Japanese? With a big wave.
What do you call a Japanese spice demon? Pepper-oni.
Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man, “Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?” “I am not Master Akira.”
What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!
I get the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
How do you say "no" in Japanese? EA.
How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave
I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua
How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial? He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food? Rawmen
What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote.
What do you call a fantastic Japanese teacher? Sensei-tional
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? ..Because Logan left him hanging.
I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused on my trip to Japan Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables
How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl cry? 10 tickles
I don't get why Japanese people and South Korean people just can't get along. I mean, they're all Chinese.
What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion? Ryan
I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself.
What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?
What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?
How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people?
Use a Geiger counter
*Credit: my friend who has a lot of dark humour
The Hardest Part About Breaking Up With A Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
I held the door open for a Japanese guy today He said, "sank you", so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he would bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
When did Japanese start eating egg? A long tamago
What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the Bomb twice before she gets the Message.
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me.
Its hard to break up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she understands.
Why are Japanese people so obsessed with healthy diets? It's because they never want to see another Fat Man in their lives.
I got mixed up between the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
Why did the Japanese man not get a high five Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up the other day Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia
I mixed up the word “Jacuzzi” with “Yakusa” Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
So, I was dating a Japanese girl... The relationship grew old rather quickly so I decided to break up with her. When I told her, she just stood there in disbelief. It's like you have to drop the bomb twice for them to get the message.
I asked my wife to buy me Japanese food .. Sushi did
Why are the Japanese so afraid of obese Americans? The last time they let a Fat Man in their country, Nagasaki disappeared.
Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.
What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.
What does a Japanese bakery thief say? "I Tokyo cookie."
What do you call a Japanese deep fried mattress? a Tempura-Pedic.
A Slovak oligarch, Japanese nationalist, communist and a pirate meet in a parliament... This isn't a joke. It's Czech Republic.
How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichiuaua
How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl scream Ten tickles
How do Japanese dogs say hello Konnichihuahua
A Japanese Professor took up singing He was Sensei-tional
A confused japanese student asks his master:
- Master Akira, why does all japanese people look alike?
And his master answered :
- I am not Master Akira.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Most people enjoy being tickled a few times. But the Japanese really love ten tickles, from what I've heard.
What do you call a transgender Japanese person? A Nintendo switch.
Just been to an apathetic Japanese restaurant. No forks were given.
How do you tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese people? A Geiger counter usually does the trick
How do you distinguish between a Japanese guy and a Chinese guy? Use a Geiger Counter.
What do Japanese Pirates do? Fry Pranes
What kind of car does a Japanese horse drive? A neigh-san
How do Japanese chihuahua's say hello? Konnichichuahua
Did you know that 70% of all Japanese business men have cataracts? The rest drive Rincolns.
How does a chihuahua say good day in japanese? Konnichihuahua
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg? Irene
How do a Japanese Chihuahua say hello? KONICHIHUAHUA!! 😀
What do you call a barefooted Japanese man? No sake
What do you get when you take the red circle off the Japanese flag? The French flag.
Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because Japanese hunt whales.
I heard most Japanese men have cataracts It's not true, some of them drive Rincons
A German and Japanese man walk into a B.A.R They didn't come home that night.
What's Japanese for "Terrible" EA
I've decided I'm going to major in computer science and Japanese. I'm gonna master weeb design.
A crab, a lobster, a dolphin...
and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?
[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese woman? You would have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
My Grandfather’s getting on a bit and he can’t do the things he used to. Like bomb the Japanese.
A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ... "You can't be seated without a Thai."
What do you say to a japanese-mexican Konichijuan
A Japanese man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian replies "Get out of here, you won't bring it back"
What do you call a Japanese man in America with $8932 and 40 cents?
...Yeah I know I'm a shitbird.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.
Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator
The door was closing, so I held it open for him.
He replied with, "Sank you".
Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?
What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men
What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second? Wow this blew up fast.
What did the Japanese stoner say? Toke yo
What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads
What is the worse part of breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice to get the message.
What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint.
What do the Japanese do when they have erections? They vote.
What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote.
A recent study revealed that 85% of all Japanese men have cataracts. The rest drive Rincons and Chevrorays.
A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England. The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor.
Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
How can you tell difference between Chinese & Japanese? With Geiger counter.