What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers
What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder.
What do you call a hot Filipino? A Filipiño.
A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ... "You can't be seated without a Thai."
did you hear about the Filipino contortionist? he was a Manilla folder
I'm half filipino and half greek so what am I? I'm a freek
How would you know if someone else is a Filipino?
They would tell you.
Source: I am Filipino
Why didn't the Filipino banana go to work today? He wasn't peeling well.
Filipino Word of the Day: Chicken Nut Bread Juan: My girlpren hab asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread..
What do you call a Filipino man who gets really nervous every time he plays poker? A Manila folder
As a Filipino in 2017
Whenever I break a promise, I just say:
"Well, you voted for a man who promised to clean the government in three to six months! Get used to it."
My friend asked me to learn Filipino with him but I didnt want to tag alog.
Just cracked a bottle of wine, and going to watch Phillippines TV... Time for some Filipino noir.
What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.
Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio
What's the difference between a fat chick and a Filipino drug dealer? Eventually, the drug dealer gets taken out.
Why are Filipino people so clingy? Because they always Tagalog.