Filipino Jokes

Funny Filipino Jokes
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What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers

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What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder.

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What do you call a hot Filipino? A Filipiño.

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A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ... "You can't be seated without a Thai."

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did you hear about the Filipino contortionist? he was a Manilla folder

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I'm half filipino and half greek so what am I? I'm a freek

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How would you know if someone else is a Filipino? They would tell you.





Source: I am Filipino

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Why didn't the Filipino banana go to work today? He wasn't peeling well.

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Filipino Word of the Day: Chicken Nut Bread Juan: My girlpren hab asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread..

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What do you call a Filipino man who gets really nervous every time he plays poker? A Manila folder

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As a Filipino in 2017 Whenever I break a promise, I just say:

"Well, you voted for a man who promised to clean the government in three to six months! Get used to it."

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My friend asked me to learn Filipino with him but I didnt want to tag alog.

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Just cracked a bottle of wine, and going to watch Phillippines TV... Time for some Filipino noir.

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What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio

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What's the difference between a fat chick and a Filipino drug dealer? Eventually, the drug dealer gets taken out.

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Why are Filipino people so clingy? Because they always Tagalog.

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