I told my mate i was on my way to a Filipino lesson He said "Hey i've been wanting to learn a new language, can i tagalog?"
What do you call a Filipino man who gets really nervous every time he plays poker? A Manila folder
As a Filipino in 2017
Whenever I break a promise, I just say:
"Well, you voted for a man who promised to clean the government in three to six months! Get used to it."
Filipino Word of the Day: Chicken Nut Bread Juan: My girlpren hab asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread..
Just cracked a bottle of wine, and going to watch Phillippines TV... Time for some Filipino noir.
What's the difference between a fat chick and a Filipino drug dealer? Eventually, the drug dealer gets taken out.