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For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr

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My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats. I guess I should really get off Tumblr

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My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats. Guess I can’t go on tumblr anymore.

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My doctor told me I should avoid trans fats So I've just deleted my Tumblr.

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Why is Tumblr so unhealthy? It's full of trans fats.

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According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.

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My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr

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My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life... Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.

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What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen? They are afraid of triggers.

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My doctor said I should avoid trans fats So I stopped going on tumblr

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Why is Tumblr bad for you? Because it contains too much Transfat.

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My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipes from tumblr.

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So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr. She's all over the dashboard!

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If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat

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My doctor told me to start avoiding trans fats So I stopped going on tumblr

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What do you call a crying glass of wine? Tumblr

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette? Omeletteyoufinish


-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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According to my doctor, it'd be healthiest to stay away from trans fats. I'm really going to miss tumblr.

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My doctor told me to remove trans fats... Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?

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my doctor told me to eat more taco bell well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant




src: tumblr

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My doctor told me to avoid trans fats. I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.

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What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats

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Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi. So I'm forcekin.

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As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat. Goodbye Tumblr!

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Q: Why don't robots have brothers? A: Because they all have trans-sisters.


^^^thanks ^^^tumblr

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger

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Leather armor is the best for sneaking. Its literally made of hide.









OG joke from Tumblr dont know from who

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My doctor told me to stay away from transfats So I can't go on Tumblr

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing? Because it's non binary

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Did you hear about the white Slovakian tumblr user? He had to Czech his privelige.

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Whats the difference between Tumblr and abortion? Planned Parenthood.

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Why isn't Tumblr considered social media? Because everyone on there is just talking to themselves.

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My doctor told me to stop having to much transfats Boy, I’m gonna miss Tumblr

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Why do people in tumblr walk around in odd numbers? Because they can't even

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So a Tumblr user walks into a bar... and angrily writes a callout post on the rod that assaulted them.

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