What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
(This has been my favorite joke for years, so I thought I’d share! :) Pretty sure I originally saw if from a tumblr post, it’s not my original joke)
My doctor told me to remove trans fats... Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi. So I'm forcekin.
Leather armor is the best for sneaking.
Its literally made of hide.
OG joke from Tumblr dont know from who
How are tumblr users opposite from police officers? Tumblr users are trigger happy around white men.
Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table. That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.
It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and tumblr One's a moronic waste of space with no understanding of how the American political system works, and a borderline fetishistic hatred of Hillary Clinton. The other is Donald Trump
Why isn't Tumblr considered social media? Because everyone on there is just talking to themselves.
So a Tumblr user walks into a bar... and angrily writes a callout post on the rod that assaulted them.
Why should you avoid tumblr when your on a diet
Because, it's full of trans fats
edit add a coma
How many tumblr users does it take to change a lightbulb? Light is triggering, shitlord. DOWN WITH THE BULBTRIARCHY
OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.