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Funniest Baseball Jokes

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is.

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Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is

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Years ago, I viciously beat up my high school bully with a baseball bat. Both of his arms were broken. Come to think of it, that's probably why I felt brave enough to beat him up.

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I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland

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Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home

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Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.

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Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why don't orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored

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Back in the DOS days, I wrote a single file program that was a hit. baseball.bat

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Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors.

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What was the score of the Ethiopian baseball game? Eight-nothing

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My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday So I took her to a baseball game

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A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him.

After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

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Three old women sneak some Jack Daniels into a baseball game, taking shots after each half inning. What inning is it now? It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.

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Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They've never known what home is.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where Home is

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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger... And then it hit me.

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Orphans.. Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because...they don't know where home is

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Why can’t orphans play baseball? Bc they don’t know where home is

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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They never know where home is

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China really got the best baseball team. Them people took out half of the world with one bat.

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Why aren't orphans good at baseball? Becuase they don't know where home is

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Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!

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Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team? They were truly ruthless.

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3 old ladies go to a baseball game with a bottle of liquor. They finish the bottle...what inning is it and what are the circumstances on the field? Bottom of the fifth and all the bags are loaded.

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AND NOW: For the funniest pun ever stolen from another website... I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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I like my women like I like my non sequiturs... Baseball is fun.

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Which country can play baseball the best? China because they knocked out the entire world with just one bat.

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How do you avoid bats flying into your face? Don't go to baseball games.

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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I didn't know why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Than it hit me.

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A man dies after being struk by a baseball, foul play is suspected.

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What's the difference between the Cowboys and the Indians? One plays football the other plays baseball

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I was wondering why the baseball was getting closer and closer to me And then it hit me

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Baseball fans in Chicago and Boston got married. It's not a same-sox marriage.

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When Dr. Who was in college He was the first baseman on the baseball team.

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Due to COVID concerns, short-lived games of Major League Baseball spring training were cancelled... right off the bat.

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What do a baseball bat and a box of chocolates have in common? They can both kill a dog.

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So apparently the wave at baseball games have now been banned. Pollock drowned.

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I COULD’NT FIGURE OUT WHY THE BASEBALL KEPT GETTING LARGER Then it hit me

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Son asks his Dad if he can throw baseball with him. The Dad takes the ball and says, "I'll pitch the ball."

The son runs out onto the field, full of happiness and excitement.

The Dad drops the baseball in the trash and walks away.

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Ever hear about the Baseball Park inside a Skyscrapper? It was quite the elevator pitch

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The store I work at received a bunch of baseball caps with Pikachu on them. My manager held one up and said, "You know what would happen if you put this on?" "You'd look like an Ash hat!"

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The Atlanta quarterback should become a baseball pitcher... He's great at throwing.

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Why did little Johnny hate baseball? Every time he reaches third base, his teammates tell him to go home.

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I was trying to figure out how to properly hold a baseball bat then it struck me

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