What's the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician? A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people
People told Beethoven he could not be a musician because he was deaf. He didn't listen though.
Guys I really want to break up with my Jazz musician girlfriend but I can't The Sax is too good
What's the difference between a musician & a park bench? A park bench can support a family of 4
Don't let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do.
Look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he'll never be a musician because he was deaf.
But did he listen?
Many people told Beethoven he would never be a musician just because he was deaf But did he listen?
What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.
A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Did you hear about the musician who played through the silent part of a song? He was charged with resisting a rest
What's the difference between a musician and a park bench? A park bench can support your family.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party? I'll be Bach.
What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4.
What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Why did the musician get fired Because he couldn't fix a minor problem that ended with major consequences and got himself in treble.
A woman stood in court accused of attacking her musician husband with his own guitars.
The judge looked down from his elevated position and asked "First Offender?"
The accused replied "No your honour, first a Gibson then a Fender".
I once met a very misfortunate polyamorous musician He was in a no strings attached relationship with his guitar.
A musician with bad eyesight goes to a optician
Optician: How may I help you?
Musician: I need something to help me C sharp
In another timeline In another timeline Hitler becomes a musician and opens a chain of very successful record stores named the Vinyl Solution.
What do you call a traveling musician with no hands, who also loves to wrestle? No-Holds Bard.
The sound of a musician on the stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound of a pigeon on a stage doesn't. The reason is a coo sticks
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. The reason is a coo sticks.
I made up a dad-style musician joke:
Q. What is Donald Trump's least favorite guitar chord?
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be a musician First thing is, that I don't have the talent and the second is, that I cannot C sharp due to my glasses
The world's greatest blues musician and the world's greatest jazz musician are having dinner together. Who pays the tip? Nobody. They don't charge at the soup kitchen.
What did the musician say when their track was very long? This song goes as far as the I can sing.
First post here so idk if it’s already been done. What kind of erection does a musician get? A tromboner
What is it called when a musician has to use the toilet for the fourth time in a day? The fourth movement.
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do Everyone told Beethoven he couldn’t be a musician just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
What’s the difference between a musician and a bucket of chicken? A bucket of chicken can feed a family of four.