Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.
Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was
My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was
Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
Star wars joke
Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are
Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.
Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed
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Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it
How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu
Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much
My girlfriend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D.. and I said, yes, but they R2-D2.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Star Wars joke.
Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.
So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character You should've seen the Luke on her face.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was.
Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.
Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.”
He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.
[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han....
Tell Leia after they separated?
*May Divorce be with you.*
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of direction, Yoda was.
Why were the Star Wars movies released episodes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.
I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now? A woman.
Why were the Star Wars movies released in that order? In charge of sequence, Yoda was.
My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.
What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..
Star Wars Fans Want The Last Jedi To Be Removed From The Star Wars Cannon They are Separatists!
What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.
[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper
What do you get when you cross Shakespeare and Star Wars? R2D or not 2D2
Why were Star Wars 4,5,6 set before 1,2,3 ? In charge of scheduling Yoda was put!
Why did star wars 4-6 come before 1-3 Because in charge of planning, Yoda was
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke was climbing inside of a Tauntaum. I said to keep warm. Lukewarm.
Our son Luke loves that we used Star Wars as inspiration to name our children... His siblings R2-D2 and Chewbacca aren’t as amused
What do Star Wars, the U.S. Civil War, and the Taliban have in common? In all of them, the rebels were the good guys
What did Yoda say about the musical theater production that he hated?
Happy Star Wars Day.
This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone
This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone.
I plan to spend a lot of time looking down at han solo.
A Star Wars fan, a bitcoin investor and an anti-Trumper walk into a bar... Which one tells you about it first?
What Do You Call a Fight Between Auschwitz Prisoners Star Wars
Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
I was going to make a joke abouy Star Wars but... It'd be too forced
Drank a whole bottle of fancy vodka to celebrate Star Wars day Only a Fifth, still it's Absolute.