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Funniest Star Wars Jokes
Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.
Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was
If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns... Then you’re looking in Alderaan places
Why did they release Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6 before episodes 1, 2 & 3? In charge of the schedule Yoda was.
My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was
Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
Star wars joke
Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are
Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.
Did you hear that Disney+ is making a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future where the time machine is half car and half person? It’s called the Man-DeLorean.
Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it
How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu
Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much
My girlfriend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D.. and I said, yes, but they R2-D2.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Star Wars joke.
Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.
My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids. However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.
My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart.
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character You should've seen the Luke on her face.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was.
Marriage Counseling
Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?
Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.
Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.
Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.
Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.”
He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”
I took my Wife to a marriage counsellor
She said she was sick of my Star Wars jokes.
I told the counsellor
Divorce is strong with this one.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.
[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han....
Tell Leia after they separated?
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*May Divorce be with you.*
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of direction, Yoda was.
In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue.
It was a Wookiee mistake
RIP Peter.
When I was learning to drive, my driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car. I can’t believe that the fool thinks Star Wars is real.
Why were the Star Wars movies released episodes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.