Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.
If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns... Then you’re looking in Alderaan places
Why did they release Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6 before episodes 1, 2 & 3? In charge of the schedule Yoda was.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was
Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.
Did you hear that Disney+ is making a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future where the time machine is half car and half person? It’s called the Man-DeLorean.
Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids. However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.
My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart.
Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?
Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.
Me: Divorce is strong with this one.
So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character You should've seen the Luke on her face.
Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?
Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.
Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.
Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.
Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.”
He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”
I took my Wife to a marriage counsellor
She said she was sick of my Star Wars jokes.
I told the counsellor
Divorce is strong with this one.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.
[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han....
Tell Leia after they separated?
*May Divorce be with you.*
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of direction, Yoda was.
In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue.
It was a Wookiee mistake
I couldn’t get the new Star Wars movie to work on my TV It didn’t have its Adam Driver’s license.
Why were the Star Wars movies released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
An extremist Star Wars fanatic walked into the centre of a large crowd at a Star Trek convention, shouted "Admiral Ackbar!" at the top of his voice and activated the thermal detonator that he held in his hand.
Yotto, .... Yotto.
My siblings and I were watching Star Wars for the first time yesterday.
We got to the part where Luke's hand got cut off.
My little brother commented: "Guess he's Han Solo now."
Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.
First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...
Classic wookie mistake.
(Oldie, but never gets olde)
Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th... Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!
My brother's still single on star wars day. Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca not so much
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Why are there so many annoying characters in the Star Wars series? George Lucas left the door ajar jar.
why aren't star wars jokes popular?
they are usually quite *forced*
(just like this one)
What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?
Sorry, I'll get my coat.
My friend’s son Luke
loves that his parents chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming their kids.
However, his sister Chewbacca is less amused..
I'll never forget my Uncles last words on his death bed
"I am your Father"
Still doing the Star Wars impressions right to the end.
People are talking about Britain leaving the EU. And I'm like: "Wait, when was Britain part of Star Wars?"
My wife said I talk about Star Wars too much, and wants to end out relationship. “May divorce be with you” I replied.
Disney was truly progressive and brave when choosing Rey as the new face of star wars. I can't even remember the last time I saw a kleptomaniacal hero
How do you call a Star Wars movie about Luke’s journey to solving his erectile problems? The Rise of Skywalker.