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Funniest Star Wars Jokes

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was

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My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

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The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was

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Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

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Star wars joke Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are

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Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.

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Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

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Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it

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How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu

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Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much

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My girlfriend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D.. and I said, yes, but they R2-D2.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Star Wars joke. Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.

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So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character You should've seen the Luke on her face.

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was.

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Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.

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Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.” He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

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*May Divorce be with you.*

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of direction, Yoda was.

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Why were the Star Wars movies released episodes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

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I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now? A woman.

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Why were the Star Wars movies released in that order? In charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

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What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..

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Star Wars Fans Want The Last Jedi To Be Removed From The Star Wars Cannon They are Separatists!

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What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.

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[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper

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What do you get when you cross Shakespeare and Star Wars? R2D or not 2D2

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Why were Star Wars 4,5,6 set before 1,2,3 ? In charge of scheduling Yoda was put!

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Why did star wars 4-6 come before 1-3 Because in charge of planning, Yoda was

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I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke was climbing inside of a Tauntaum. I said to keep warm. Lukewarm.

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Our son Luke loves that we used Star Wars as inspiration to name our children... His siblings R2-D2 and Chewbacca aren’t as amused

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What do Star Wars, the U.S. Civil War, and the Taliban have in common? In all of them, the rebels were the good guys

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What did Yoda say about the musical theater production that he hated? "LAME IS."

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Happy Star Wars Day.

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This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone.

I plan to spend a lot of time looking down at han solo.

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A Star Wars fan, a bitcoin investor and an anti-Trumper walk into a bar... Which one tells you about it first?

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What Do You Call a Fight Between Auschwitz Prisoners Star Wars

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Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.

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I was going to make a joke abouy Star Wars but... It'd be too forced

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Drank a whole bottle of fancy vodka to celebrate Star Wars day Only a Fifth, still it's Absolute.

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