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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.
Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet...
But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies
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Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was
My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was
Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
Star wars joke
Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are
Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.
Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it
How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu
Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much
My girlfriend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D.. and I said, yes, but they R2-D2.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Star Wars joke.
Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.
So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character You should've seen the Luke on her face.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was.
Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.”
He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”
Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.
[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han....
Tell Leia after they separated?
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*May Divorce be with you.*
Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work?
Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns
Husband: Divorce is strong in this one
My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
A man and woman go to marriage counseling
Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?
Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.
Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.
What's a police officer's favorite Star Wars movie? The Empire Strikes Blacks
My wife said to me if I don't stop quoting Star Wars she's going to leave me I replied "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Metaphors
Metaphors who?
Metaphors be with you
Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was!
Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.
Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Star Wars came before episodes 1, 2, and 3... ...because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says "metaphors be with you"
In the you story universe, the most iconic dialogue of Star Wars is It's over mannequin,I have the high ground
What do you get when you cross Shakespeare and Star Wars? R2D or not 2D2
Why did star wars 4-6 come before 1-3 Because in charge of planning, Yoda was
I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke was climbing inside of a Tauntaum. I said to keep warm. Lukewarm.
My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.
What do Star Wars, the U.S. Civil War, and the Taliban have in common? In all of them, the rebels were the good guys
What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.
This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone
This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone.
I plan to spend a lot of time looking down at han solo.
I’m currently writing a script about the battles of Polaris and Betelgeuse… I’m calling it “Star Wars”
What Do You Call a Fight Between Auschwitz Prisoners Star Wars
What's a car company's favorite star wars character? Han duh.
If a Mexican Star Wars existed, the best character would be Juan Solo
My son Luke loves how I named all our children after Star Wars characters... My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
What app did the Star Wars fan use to order Chinese food? eWok
With Star Wars, how come Episodes IV, V, VI were shown before Episodes I, II, III? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was
Which Star Wars ship is most likely to be unemployed with a crushing amount of student loan debt? The Millenial Falcon
Why were Star Wars fans upset with the new scenes filmed by Ron Howard? Because Lord and Miller shot first.
They Should Make A Star Wars Themed Cooking Competition. They could call it Stir Wars.
Hey guys why where star wars 4,5,6 made before 1,2,3? Because in charge of production yoda was.
The last bit of Star Wars Episode VII was my favourite. Han's down.
Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth
So my wife said she is sick of all the Star Wars jokes ... I said, just wait until tomorrow - it's the Revenge of the the Fifth
Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
Do you know exactly what Darth Vader did at the end of Star Wars... He Overthrew the Emperor
I think i made this up?
In star wars a lot of people lose hands. Like enough that there has to be an entire hand economy. Star wars must have a lot of hand jobs.
I thought this, it made me laugh, and i think i made it.
What happens if you mix sesame street and Star Wars?
Cookie Wookies.
X-post /r/showerthoughts
How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how
My friend just watched the first star wars trilogy and told me that his heart skipped a beat by seeing Princess Leia
I told him to be careful because that's how she died.
Is it too soon?
Yeah it's too soon
What to watch on TV tonight A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
The first standalone Star Wars movie sucked [No Rogue one spoilers] Setting the plot around saving Jabbas baby, what where they thinking.
What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian
I was going to make a joke abouy Star Wars but... It'd be too forced
What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank
If they have yet another Death Star type weapon in Star Wars...
They should just name it cancer because it's the most successful star killer at this moment.
May you rest in piece David Bowie and Alan Rickman.
My 7 year old niece didn't realize she made a joke while playing Star Wars with me.
Me (Darth Vader): What have you done with those plans?!?
Her (Leia): It's over there in that little box.
Me: How can a disc fit in that little box?
Her: It was a floppy disc.
I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead
Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca
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