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Funniest Star Wars Jokes

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was

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If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns... Then you’re looking in Alderaan places

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Why did they release Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6 before episodes 1, 2 & 3? In charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

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The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was

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Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

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Star wars joke Han solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Off course we are

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Why were the Star Wars movies made in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of production, Yoda was.

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Did you hear that Disney+ is making a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future where the time machine is half car and half person? It’s called the Man-DeLorean.

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Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

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Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it

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How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu

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Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much

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My girlfriend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D.. and I said, yes, but they R2-D2.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Star Wars joke. Han: Are we in the right path?
Yoda: Offcourse, we are.

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My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids. However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

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My wife and I decided to see a therapist because our marriage was falling apart. Therapist: So, what seems to be the problem?


Wife: I can't take it anymore. I can't live with him making Star Wars puns all the time.


Me: Divorce is strong with this one.

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So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character You should've seen the Luke on her face.

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was.

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Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?

Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.

Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.

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Why were the star wars movies made 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2 , 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.

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Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.” He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”

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I took my Wife to a marriage counsellor She said she was sick of my Star Wars jokes.
I told the counsellor
Divorce is strong with this one.

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

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*May Divorce be with you.*

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of direction, Yoda was.

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In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue. It was a Wookiee mistake

RIP Peter.

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When I was learning to drive, my driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car. I can’t believe that the fool thinks Star Wars is real.

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Why were the Star Wars movies released episodes 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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When making a star wars joke Always be sure to use the 4s

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I couldn’t get the new Star Wars movie to work on my TV It didn’t have its Adam Driver’s license.

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What do climate change and Star Wars have in common? Warm warm warm

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Who played Annakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels? Emperor Palpatine

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Why were the Star Wars movies released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

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Fun.Da.Mentalist. An extremist Star Wars fanatic walked into the centre of a large crowd at a Star Trek convention, shouted "Admiral Ackbar!" at the top of his voice and activated the thermal detonator that he held in his hand.

Yotto, .... Yotto.

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What do you get when you cross Shakespeare and Star Wars? R2D or not 2D2

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What’s a Star Wars fan’s favourite drink Qui Gon Gin

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Why were Star Wars 4,5,6 set before 1,2,3 ? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was put!

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My siblings and I were watching Star Wars for the first time yesterday. We got to the part where Luke's hand got cut off.

My little brother commented: "Guess he's Han Solo now."

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Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend. First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

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Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th... Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!

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My brother's still single on star wars day. Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What do you call an invisible Star Wars droid? C-thru-PO

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What did the Star Wars fan with a lisp say? May the Fourth be with you.

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Quarantined Star Wars troopers be like "I miss people" First off all, you always miss.

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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"

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What do you call a fight between film actors? Star wars!

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Why did star wars 4-6 come before 1-3 Because in charge of planning, Yoda was

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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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Why are there so many annoying characters in the Star Wars series? George Lucas left the door ajar jar.

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why aren't star wars jokes popular? .

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they are usually quite *forced*

(just like this one)

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how do you make a creative Star Wars joke? you have to think outside of the jarjar

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Why does Star Wars have a classical music score? Because the Empire likes Bach!

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What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars? Pal-poutine

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Sorry, I'll get my coat.

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If XXXTenatacion was in Star Wars who would he be Jah Jah Binks

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My friend’s son Luke loves that his parents chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming their kids.

However, his sister Chewbacca is less amused..

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What are Star Wars clone troopers muscles built of? Kamino acids.

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If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars references... Well then you are lost

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I'll never forget my Uncles last words on his death bed "I am your Father"

Still doing the Star Wars impressions right to the end.

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People are talking about Britain leaving the EU. And I'm like: "Wait, when was Britain part of Star Wars?"

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Who is the chattiest Star Wars character? Jabber The Hutt

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My wife said I talk about Star Wars too much, and wants to end out relationship. “May divorce be with you” I replied.

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If I were a Star Wars droid.... I would be called 80-HD

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Fozzy Bear was in Star Wars He was an Ewokka-wokka

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Disney was truly progressive and brave when choosing Rey as the new face of star wars. I can't even remember the last time I saw a kleptomaniacal hero

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How do you call a Star Wars movie about Luke’s journey to solving his erectile problems? The Rise of Skywalker.

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What’s the most popular Star Wars action figure in Japan? Toy-Yoda.

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My son's Star Wars joke. What do you give to a stinky Jedi?

De-Yoda-rant

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The old star wars movies were so good even the stormtroopers miss them.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because episode 7 led to two horrible Star Wars sequels.

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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. She asked how warm? I said lukewarm

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The way Star Wars should've ended. SPOILER Old Lady- "What's your name?

"Rey"

"What's your surname?"


.....Long dramatic pause......


"Binks."

Fade to Black

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I know what's going to save the next Star Wars movie. Cast Chuck Norris as the Force.

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WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew

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Can you name one Star Wars pun? Coruscant.

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Ever wonder why Star Wars has so many plot holes? It's because the stormtroopers keep missing

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In the new Star Wars movie Ray should have gotten undressed in front of Luke Then it would have been a real rise of skywalker

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How do you know your phone has a full battery in the Star Wars universe? Chargar Blinks

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My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids. His sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

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Why did the Star Wars Movies come out in the order of 4 5 6 1 2 3 ? In charge of the sequence Yoda was.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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Our son Luke loves that we used Star Wars as inspiration to name our children... His siblings R2-D2 and Chewbacca aren’t as amused

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In Star Wars, how can you find out about the clone trooper's backstory? See attic of the clones.

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What’s a stoners favorite Star Wars movie? The Hempire Strikes Back

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My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite star wars character.. You should have seen the luke on her face....

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Someone told me Disneyland started serving Wookie burgers in the Star Wars park... I hear they're a little chewy.

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Star Wars My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids. His sister Chewbacca und his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

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My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids. Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

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My Star Wars obsessed son wouldn't stop asking for a car. So I bought him a toy Yoda.

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