In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle
A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it
My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop making Pokémon references...
'You need to make a choice' she said 'It's either me or the stupid pokémon references!'
'I understand', I replied, holding back tears. 'Sandra, I choose you!!!'
Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu.
This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer? Ash.
I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.
I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now.
I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now.
Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
Why do Pokémon have eyes? So they can pikachu
I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go The servers go down on me every day
So I finally got Pokémon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists.
What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something
My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!
What do the Police and Pokémon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal
Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokémon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokémom.
A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating
Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
Because it might pi-ka-chu
I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick
What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common? Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!
Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon All he does is shout his name
What does Pokemon and a prison break have in common? You gotta catch Jamal.
A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar. And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.
A guy walks into a bar... his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away.
What do you call a jewish Pokemon? A Circumscyther.
What do you call a sick Pokémon? Pikachoo
I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder
What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal
Which pokemon tells the most jokes about pokemon? Metapod
What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon
Why shouldn't you shower with a pokemon around? He might Pikachu!
I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon
Hey girl, do you play Pokemon GO? Because I wouldn't mind helping you hatch some of your eggs.
I am trying to become a good Pokemon Trainer. But my dad keeps releasing all the rats I catch
How do you get a pokemon erect. Pp up.
What Pokemon sneezes the most? Pika-choo
You know, Pokemon are ODDISH!!! But sea mammals are OTTER!!!!
I thought giving my GF a Pokémon would make her love me But she told me "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"
I got a chance to play the new Pokemon game set in London but the pokemon only knew Acid Splash, Cut, and SelfDestruct
What did the trainer say to the pokemon that was dwelling on the past Sudowoodo could o'
Pokemon go in January is the worst Everyone is joining all the gyms
In America you peek at pokemon... ... in soviet Russia pokemon peekatchu
What's a stalkers favourite pokemon? Pikachu
How does an Italian pokemon say hello? ciaoazard
How to you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash
My friend asked me why I always use pokemon puns My only response was "Wynaut?"
What Pokemon has a craving for inedible objects?
Which Pokemon will never give you up?
A Rick Gastly!
Hey jokers, it's my first post here.
My favorite Pokemon is Weedle Cause Weedle get you high!
STDS are like Pokemon My dad gave me the best ones when I was 12
Why don't you ever shower with a Pokemon? They might Pikachu
What do you get from Pokemon getting bullied by people? Next-gen animal abuse
I like my women like I like my Pokemon Cards Sticky
If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards... Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.
What class did the Pokemon skip? GEO-DUDE!
What's Batman's favourite Pokémon? Cubone, because they both don't have parents :(
How do you get 200 Pikachu's on a train? You Pokémon
The Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum released a PSA that visitors were not allowed to play Pokemon GO! Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash
An old woman just kept using all her pokemon up I guess that's just what happens when old women go through metapods.
A 30 year old man is playing the newest Pokémon game when he hears, "you shouldn't be playing that..." He quickly responded, "Forgive me, Father, but the 90s are over."
When it comes to making Pokemon puns you could say I'm Machamp
Went to the Olympics, played some Pokemon GO Found a Zikachu.
Ran into a Poké urologist today... He makes Pokémon go.
What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!
Hey girl, you ever played Pokemon Snap? 'cause I keep trying to get a Pikachu
Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu.