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Funniest Pokemon Jokes

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

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What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

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A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it

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My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop making Pokémon references... 'You need to make a choice' she said 'It's either me or the stupid pokémon references!'

'I understand', I replied, holding back tears. 'Sandra, I choose you!!!'

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Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu.

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This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer? Ash.

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I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.

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I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now.

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I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now.

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Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

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Why do Pokémon have eyes? So they can pikachu

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I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go The servers go down on me every day

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So I finally got Pokémon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something

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My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!

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What do the Police and Pokémon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokémon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokémom.

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A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.





Because it might pi-ka-chu

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I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.

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I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick

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What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common? Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!

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Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon All he does is shout his name

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What does Pokemon and a prison break have in common? You gotta catch Jamal.

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A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar. And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.

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If an animal was little, blue and had leaves coming out of it you'd think it's odd But if it was a Pokemon, you'd think it's just Oddish.

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Tinder is like Pokémon GO You swipe to catch monsters.

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Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. "Gotta catch Jamal"

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal

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Which pokemon tells the most jokes about pokemon? Metapod

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What do Pokemon do when they look at you through a window? They pikachu.

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So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area.

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An electric pokemon just sneezed its biggest sneeze ever Some would call that its 'Peak Achoo'

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What do you call someone who hasn't heard about Pokémon go Amish

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Pokemon go in January is the worst Everyone is joining all the gyms

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I am trying to become a good Pokemon Trainer. But my dad keeps releasing all the rats I catch

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How do you get a pokemon erect. Pp up.

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What Pokemon sneezes the most? Pika-choo

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I thought giving my GF a Pokémon would make her love me But she told me "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"

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I miss the Pokemon games that let you name your rival, to whatever you wanted. Now apparently certain names are "offensive" and "racist".

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I got a chance to play the new Pokemon game set in London but the pokemon only knew Acid Splash, Cut, and SelfDestruct

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What did the trainer say to the pokemon that was dwelling on the past Sudowoodo could o'

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Why did the shoplifter want to become a Pokemon trainer? He wanted to go catch a mall

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In America you peek at pokemon... ... in soviet Russia pokemon peekatchu

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A pokemon was sent to jail one day. They say that he was trying to pikachu in the shower

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A 30 year old man is playing the newest Pokémon game when he hears, "you shouldn't be playing that..." He quickly responded, "Forgive me, Father, but the 90s are over."

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My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled.

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How do you trigger the entire Pokémon Go fanbase? Nearby

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Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs.

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Went to the Olympics, played some Pokemon GO Found a Zikachu.

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Now that Pokemon Go is a thing alongside waterproof phones.. Someone has probably caught a pikachu in the shower.

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I found an alternative to Pokémon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears.

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Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area.

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I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan.

Gotta catch 'em all.

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a really attractive woman playing pokemon go slapped me today I only said i wanted a peekachu

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Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore... The servers go down on me all the time.

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What does the Pokémon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty? It's bells sprout.

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What do you call a religious Pokemon? A Mormon.

What do you call a Jamaican Pokemon?

A Yeahmon.

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