Pokemon Jokes

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it

My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop making Pokémon references... 'You need to make a choice' she said 'It's either me or the stupid pokémon references!'

'I understand', I replied, holding back tears. 'Sandra, I choose you!!!'

Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu.

This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer? Ash.

I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.

I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now.

I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now.

Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

Why do Pokémon have eyes? So they can pikachu

I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go The servers go down on me every day

So I finally got Pokémon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists.

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something

My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!

What do the Police and Pokémon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal

Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokémon..... Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokémom.

A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.





Because it might pi-ka-chu

I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.

I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick

What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common? Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!

Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon All he does is shout his name

What does Pokemon and a prison break have in common? You gotta catch Jamal.

A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar. And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.

Tinder is like Pokémon GO You swipe to catch monsters.

Which pokemon tells the most jokes about pokemon? Metapod

What do Pokemon do when they look at you through a window? They pikachu.

Pokemon go in January is the worst Everyone is joining all the gyms

I thought giving my GF a Pokémon would make her love me But she told me "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"

What Pokemon sneezes the most? Pika-choo

Went to the Olympics, played some Pokemon GO Found a Zikachu.

In America you peek at pokemon... ... in soviet Russia pokemon peekatchu

I got a chance to play the new Pokemon game set in London but the pokemon only knew Acid Splash, Cut, and SelfDestruct

How do you get a pokemon erect. Pp up.