What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop making Pokémon references...
'You need to make a choice' she said 'It's either me or the stupid pokémon references!'
'I understand', I replied, holding back tears. 'Sandra, I choose you!!!'
Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something
My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!
A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating
Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
Because it might pi-ka-chu
I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.
What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common? Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!
A guy walks into a bar... his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away.
What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?
What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)
What do police officers and pokemon have in common? attacking the enemy until their weak then trying to catch them.
When I first moved to the US, I learned English by playing Pokemon Red It was super effective
I am trying to become a good Pokemon Trainer. But my dad keeps releasing all the rats I catch
Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the pokemon gen 5 controversy? He had to skip it because he couldn't choose between black or white
If you could choose between living in a world of eternal peace, or in a world where humans live side by side with Pokémon .. Which starter would you choose ?
If I got a penny for every time I wasn't cool
I'd have... NO PENNYS!
*whips out deck of Pokemon cards*
Nintendo just announced they're changing Pokemon Sword & Shield to Pokemon Circle & Oval After Game Freak decided to cut every corner.
A guy is getting arrested
The guy says: Officer, why are you arresting me? This is **medical** marijuana, I have the card right here in my pocket.
Officer: First of all this is crack cocaine. Secondly, that’s a pokémon card.
I thought giving my GF a Pokémon would make her love me But she told me "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"
If Pokemon was a real life thing I feel like the phrase gotta catch em all would be in reference to S.T.Ds..... and I would have won a long time ago....
I miss the Pokemon games that let you name your rival, to whatever you wanted. Now apparently certain names are "offensive" and "racist".