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Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide this morning Imagine how surprised he must have been.

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*Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working

If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools. Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.

I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She said, “Where would you find the time?” I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”

Give a man a fire, and he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers. Detective: dear god

Officer: most likely yes

Why did Jeffery Epstein’s baseball career never take off? He never left the minors

What do you call a vegan burger? A misteak