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I really enjoy telling Dad Jokes Sometimes he laughs.

An old Jew on his deathbed A 90 year-old Jew is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?" And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here."

He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?" And they reply, "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last."

And he says: "Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?" And they too tell him that they are here.

So the old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says, "If everybody is here ... why is the light on in the kitchen?"

Some people really like Orion's Belt But I think it's just a big waist of space.

Edit: Sorry for the bad pun, but you gotta give it at least 3 stars.

Funniest Jokes

Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide this morning Imagine how surprised he must have been.

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I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I can take a look around, but they said "no" and slammed the door on me My parents can be real jerks sometimes.

Recently my son asked me why two turtles were playing piggyback. That's when I new it was time for the talk.

'Son', I said. 'Those are tortoises'.

When Trump announced job creations... I didn't think it was for the same position over and over again.