Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide this morning Imagine how surprised he must have been.
If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools. Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She said, “Where would you find the time?” I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
Give a man a fire, and he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an alter made of antlers.
Detective: dear god
Officer: most likely yes