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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.
Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.
What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a Pakistani Wedding and a Taliban training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.
Why can't you run through a camp ground? You can only ran, because it's past tents.
What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone.
A hole was found in a nudist camp wall The police are now looking into it.
There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it.
What’s the difference between a children’s hospital and an ISIS training camp? I dunno, I just fly the drones
When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, i just fly the drone
I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp.
A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is
"I'll be 6 soon!"
"Nope"
A hole
There's a hole in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office...
"I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you so much, sir!"
There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it.
Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp.
What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drones.
Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.
Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?
The one who can eat the last donut.
A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.
Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes back from camp.
How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone
A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week he said the first day was the hardest.
Where should children with ADHD be sent? A Concentration Camp!
What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? One comes back from camp.
My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Poor guy fell out of the guard tower.
What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani school I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp? I have no idea, I just fly the drone
What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp.
I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong
What is the difference between an Afghan terror camp and an Afghan nursery? No idea, I just fly the drone.
Two boomers finish restoring an old Jeep and the first thing they do is drive to a nudist camp. They wanted to show off their old Willys.
What’s the best way to deal with kids with ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp.
My great grandfather died at a concentration camp in Germany He fell off the guard tower
How do you tell the difference between an isis camp and a school? Please hurry, time is something I’m running out off
How much energy does it take to run a concentration camp?
6 million joules.
(I don't support what happened in the holocaust, I'm just an idiot playing with words)
My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD. It's known as a Concentration Camp.
Walking into a concentration camp be like Auschwitz here we go again
A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks. It was called “Vingt In the Sun”
My grandfather died in a German concentration camp He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower..
My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp. Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.
I was trying to buy some storm insurance for my camp site, but was refused. They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
Holocaust jokes aren’t funny. My grandfather died at a concentration camp. When he fell from the watch tower.
Who led the first revolt in a concentration camp? Hansel and Gretel.
How did the jewish boy cure his ADD? He was sent to a concentration camp
Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall? It turned into a concentration camp
What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a cantaloupe all go to? A John Cougar Melon Camp
I recently took a trip to Germany where I paid to take a tour of a concentration camp. Seems unfair since other people got in for free.
Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer? A concentration camp.
What is the first thing they do at boot camp? Take the privates out and inspect them.
What's the difference between a hospital and an ISIS training camp? I dunno, I just operate the drone.
What's the difference between jews and scouts? Scouts come back from the camp.
So I'm a Camp Counselor taking a short nap at work....
And I'm laying my head on my backpack. One of campers says "What're you doing?"
I reply. "Taking a nap on my pillow."
She says, "That's not a pillow."
I respond, "Anythings a pillow, if you put your mind to it."
How was Boy Scout camp? Intents
A truck carrying olive oil crashed into a truck carrying red wine vinegar, inside a nudist camp First responders reported that everyone nearby was well dressed
What do you call a cheap hooker at a concentration camp? A Hoe Low Cost
Where do cantaloupes go in the summer? To John Cougar's Mellon Camp
What's the difference between a syrian school and an isis camp? I don't know,i just fly the drones.
My grandpa died in a concentration camp He got so drunk one night that he fell of a watch tower
My uncle works at a camp for kids who are about to be molested I mean everyone complains about their job but he loved everyday of his
Height matters For example, a difference in how high the rocket flew determined the years the scientists spent in a labor camp.
Did you hear about the hole in the nudist camp wall? The police are looking into it.
Where do kids with ADHD go during summer break? Concentration camp.
My young cousin is very fussy. He went on camp recently...
When he returned, he said, "Our camp director snores when he sleeps. But no one told him to be quiet".
I said, "Why didn't anyone tell him to be quiet?"
"He was driving the bus".
My sister is fat so they sent her to a weight loss camp.... I have ADHD, so they're sending me to a concentration camp
There is a hole in the nudist camp's wall. Police are looking into it.
What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back home from camp.
Joke for LoL, Dota2, and smite players. Why are Jewish junglers the worst? They always die at the first camp.
Son and Dad $$$
Son is away for the summer in a camp. He runs out of pocket money so he writes to his dad:
No money
No fun
Your son
Dads response:
How sad
Very bad
Your dad
What do you call a program that teaches kids how to make orange juice? A concentration camp
What is the difference between Islamic militant camp and a school? I don't know, I just sign the executive orders.
What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish terrorist camp? America will let in people from the terrorist camp.
My son went to camouflage camp last summer. We never saw him again.
Can we please stop with the holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off the guard tower.
I'm starting a school for kids with ADHD. I'm calling it a Concentration Camp.
What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients?
It's called Concentration camp therapy.
(Sorry for untasteful reference)
Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp
What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person?
The Boy Scout comes home from camp.
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What do you do with a Jewish person that has ADHD? Put them in a concentration camp...
Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are
(very dark) what's the difference between jews and boy scouts? the boy scouts return home from the camp
What's a Jew's least favorite thing about summer? Going to camp.
What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp
A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-
What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'
What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors.
Where did the Jewish boy go to get rid of his ADHD problem? Concentration Camp.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower.
Why couldnt the egg make it through boot camp? Cuz he cracks under pressure.