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Funniest Camp Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...

Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.

Funny Camp Jokes

Why can't you run through a camp ground? You can only ran, because it's past tents.

A hole was found in a nudist camp wall The police are now looking into it.

When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

An old survivor of the Auschwitz death camp dies and goes to heaven. Passing through the Pearly Gates he tells god a holocaust joke to which god replies, "I don't find that funny." The old survivor says, "Well...I guess you had to be there."

What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone.

I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up. I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.

I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp.

[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is "I'll be 6 soon!"

"Nope"

A hole There's a hole in the nudist camp wall.

The police are looking into it.

A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office... "I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"

"Thank you so much, sir!"

There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drones.

A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp

A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week he said the first day was the hardest.

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms. It didn’t do so well, people kept telling me “Concentration Camp” was a bad name.

What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the different between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone

Police humors Someone cut a hole in the nudist camp fence. The police are looking into it.

Someone stole the toilet from the police headquarters. The cops have nothing to go on.

Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp

I got an internship job at a nudist camp I’m doing it for the exposure

Where do German parents send their children with ADD for the Summer? Concentration Camp

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.

The head instructor at the Al-Qaeda's training camp starts his lesson on suicide bombing... "Now listen up closely everyone be, I'm only gonna be showing this once".

My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani school I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones.

Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.








A lot of you probably heard this before. I heard it for the first time and felt like sharing

I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer.

I ran away from fat camp I guess it worked.

Where do you send your kid to be cured of ADD? A concentration camp

I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong

What is the difference between an Afghan terror camp and an Afghan nursery? No idea, I just fly the drone.

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I want my little brother to be in a concentration camp He keeps playing fortnite instead of studying for his classes, smh

What a murderer do in a delivery room? Spawn camp

Kids today are so distracted! Cell phones, laptops, TV, Netflix - they just cannot focus! That's why I'm opening up a summer camp aimed to get kids to focus. I'm calling it the Concentration Camp!

Why do you need a password to make a camp fire? So you can log in.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp He fell off the watchtower

in france a dinner jacket is le smoking a track suit is le jogging. a camp site is le camping. a bowling alley is le bowling. that they call their swimming pools la pissing is why i've never been able to trust them

I just heard this dont know if its been posted before Percy Jackson fans: i want to go to camp half blood

Harry Potter fans: i want to go to Hogwarts

Narnia fans: i want to go to Narnia

Hunger Games fans: im good

What’s the difference between a Taliban camp and a Pakistani school? I don’t actually know I just fly the drone.

During boot camp training, a young mathematician is instructed to pull the pin of a grenade, count down from three and then throw. He died by -6.

What do you call a director who likes to camp inside during a pandemic? Tentin Quarentino

Why won't Donald Trump camp in the woods? He wants to avoid all those politicks.

a jew bought a camp site and then said “now this is mein kampf.”

A hole has been found in the nudist camp fence Police are looking into it.

What do you get when you put an angry elephant in a camp ground? A trample tentrum.

Where do ADHD kids spend their Summer? Concentration camp

At christmas dinner, when my uncle proudly announced that he had started a summer camp for deaf-mute teenaged boys, nobody said anything. We all knew he was just feeling a little cocky.

When I was younger, I had a tough time concentrating in school My parents told me that if I didn't improve, they would have to send me to Concentration Camp

Where do pregnant women go in the summer? Labor Camp

What is the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? The Boy Scouts came home from camp

My great grandfather died at a concentration camp in Germany He fell off the guard tower

If you have a camp to help people with ADHD... would it be called a concentration camp?

I was molested at fat camp but I think I was asking for it because my clothes were so tight.

-Jessica Kirson

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

How do you know a woman is probably too old to bang? She has a camp stamp instead of a tramp stamp.

There's a anti vax kids only summer camp It's called the cemetery

Why did Trump fire John Bolton? John Bolton thought it was bad to invite the Taliban to Camp David around the anniversary of 9/11.

No punch line here. Doesn't mean it isn't a joke.

You’ll never believe it but I got invited to Camp David by the President! Just kidding, he invited the Taliban, not me

How do you tell the difference between an isis camp and a school? Please hurry, time is something I’m running out off

What's a group of people with ADHD? a Non-Concentration camp

Where do kids with ADHD get sent for summer break? Concentration camp

My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD. It's known as a Concentration Camp.

I was told I was going to a Military boot camp So I showed up in Yaddas

Rant: Please stop posting holocaust jokes. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp and it's very painful. He fell off the guard tower.

Walking into a concentration camp be like Auschwitz here we go again

I got really excited when girlfriend asked me to do some edging around her flower garden Unfortunately her Mormon summer camp experiences were different than mine.

The theme for this year’s Met Gala was Camp The outfits were in-tents.

band camp joke Q: What kind of bagel can fly?


A: a PLAIN BAGEL

Where do video game clones go to get their training? Bootleg camp

A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks. It was called “Vingt In the Sun”

My grandfather died in a German concentration camp He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower..

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Long Camp Jokes

A drill sergeant ran his platoon of recruits all over the camp in the hot sun with heavy packs on.

As they stood there, exhausted, he put his face up to one of the recruit's face and said, "I'll bet you're wishing I would die so you could come and urinate on my grave, aren't you?"

And the recruit says, "No, sir! When I get out of the army I'm never gonna stand in another line again!"

An Irish Lumberjack

A large Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny Irishman showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the Foreman's door.

The Foreman took one look at the small Irishman and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the Irishman.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the Foreman. "Take your axe and go cut it down."

The Irishman headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the Foreman's door.

"I cut the tree down," said the Irishman.

"*Holy smokes!*" Said the Formean. "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

"In the Sahara Forest," replied the Irishman.

Confused, the Forman asked "...don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"

"Is that what they call it now?"

An American, A Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island

An American, A Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of no where. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks. The American points to the Canadian and says: "you will be in charge of building and maintaining a fire", the Canadian nods. Then he points to the Japanese and says: "you will be in charge of supplies.", the Japanese nods. "And I will be in charge of building shelters, we will meet back here by sunset". They agreed and went off their own ways. By sunset, the American has built this beautiful sturdy shelter, enough for 3 plus more. The Canadian created a big steady camp fire all ready to cook whatever they got. But the Japanese is no where to be found. After a few more hours, night falls and there were still no signs of the Japanese. They got worried and decided to go into the forest to look for him. They inch slowly towards the forest with cautions because they don't know what wild beasts roam at night. As soon as they stepped into the forest, a bush rustles, and out jumped the Japanese man screaming "SURPRISE!!!"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go hunting

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all went out camping and hunting together. After setting up camp the brunette left to go hunt. 24 hours later the brunette came back with a deer. The others were in awe of the brunette and asked, "How did you do it?"

The brunette replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, shot the deer."

The next day the redhead went out and returned 48 hours later with a bear. The blonde and brunette were in complete awe and asked, "How did you do it?"

The redhead replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, shot the bear."

The next day the blonde went out and returned three days later completely broken, bruised, and bloody. The brunette and redhead were shocked and horrified asking, "What happened!?"

The blonde replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, got hit by a train."

In WW2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors

If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British



If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German



If they retreat, they're French



If they switch to your side, they're Italian



If they apologize, they're Canadian



If nothing happens for a few minutes then suddenly your camp is leveled to the ground, they're American

Three Aliens are discussing the fate of earth.

After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.

"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to subjugate them. We need to kill the rest before they kill more of us!"

"Our losses are precisely why we can't kill them all," said the second. "The cost of this invasion was more than any of us could have predicted! We need to enslave them! Have them harvest their own planet for us so we can recoup our losses."

Yet a third had another idea. "We could transport them back home and sell them to the zoos! People would pay dearly to see these them".

The first two vetoed the third. Shipping that number of people half way across the galaxy was too much, they must stay where they were, dead or alive.

This went on for several months with neither of the three able to convince the two. A compromise was finally reached - the humans would be enslaved, but public executions would take place first, to keep them in line. Some few would be taken home and sold to the zoos.

The alien leaders flew down to earth and arrived at the first of the compounds where the humans were being kept. They announced their plan to enslave the humans. As was expected, there was anger from the crowd. Several started shouting and making obscene gestures. Those were pointed out to the alien guards and brought to the front were they were executed in the most horrific way.

They flew to another camp and the process was repeated. Several humans raised their hands and haves them in obscene ways and those were executed, the rest enslaved.

They visited several camps and finally reached the last one, their task almost complete. They announced the plan one last time and again the humans raised their hands in anger. The alien leaders pointed them out one at a time.

"What's that one doing," said the first alien. "He isn't shaking his fist list the others."

"It almost looks like he's waving," said the second Alien.

"Let me see," said the third Alien. "Wow! I don't believe it."

"What?" Asked the second Alien.

"It's Dave!"

There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.

There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

An idiot, a barber, and a bald man go on a journey...

At some point in the journey, they decide to set up camp for the night, so they agree to stay awake in four hour shifts to guard their stuff. The barber, having the first shift, gets bored and so ends up shaving the idiot's head. When his shift ends, he wakes up the idiot, who has the second shift. As he's coming to, the idiot rubs his head and finds he has no hair. "That barber is a right moron!" he exclaims, "He's got it all wrong and woken the bald man instead of me!"

(this joke from the Philogelos, is over a thousand years old

Deer Season

Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and Melissa came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, here I am.

Deer Camp

Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and Melissa came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, here I am.

God will save me

Heard this a while back at summer camp or something of the like. Haven't seen it on here yet.

A man is drowning in a lake. A boat drives up and the captain asks him, "hey buddy, need any help?"
The man responds, "No, God will save me."

The captain reluctantly goes about his way and a little later a speedboat drives up to the drowning man. "Hey buddy, can I help you?"

"No, god will save me."

The man drowns and up in heaven he goes up to God and says, "Hey, why didn't you save me?"

God simply replies, "I sent you two boats, dumbass."

Cowboy and Indians.

An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him
back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy,
"You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for
three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps
the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse
comesback with a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think
one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him
his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something
in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the
horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the
teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die
tomorrow ... can only think one thing." The last day comes, and the
chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him
his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard
and yells, "Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"

After a terrible storm, a man and his sheepdog are stranded on a large desert island.

They manage to set up camp and survive. The man searches the island every day, but never finds any other people.

One day, as the man and his dog are walking, they find a small flock of sheep grazing.

Looking at the sheep, the man gets an idea.

Now, he isn't the kind of guy who gets into animals, but he is LONELY.

So he finds a female sheep, drops his pants, and is about to do the deed when all of the sudden the dog starts barking like crazy, jumping at him. He finally gives up and takes the dog back to camp.


He tries it a few more times and each time the dog is crazier than the last, so he begins to give up on the idea.


One morning, though, he and the dog were walking down the beach they find debris, and then an unconscious, beautiful, naked woman washed up with the tide.


He revives her. She is weak, but appreciative.

She reaches up says: "You saved me! I don't know how I can repay you!”

The guy looks deeply into her eyes and says...


"Well, if you wouldn't mind holding my dog for about 15 minutes I would be really grateful..."

A Young Russian is sent to a Siberian Work Camp

A Guard looks at him and asks "How long is your sentence?"

The young man says, "Ten years"

The guard whistles and replies, "What did you do?"

"Nothing" says the young man.

The guard laughs and says "That's a lie. For doing nothing you only get 8 years"

A captain of the Foreign Legion is transferred...

...to a new military station in the middle of the desert. When he gets there, he sees that a camel gets a special treatment: it lives in a nice room, the men gently feed it, etc.

"Tell me, why does everyone care about that camel so much?" he asks the sergeant.

"Well, you know, so many men confined to the camp for so long, without any women... so when in need, we use the camel."

"Well, that's weird enough, but if it doesn't affect the morale, I guess it's fine."

After six tough months, the captain feels the need, too. He tells the sergeant:

"Sergeant, bring that camel into my room!"

The sergeant takes the camel to his room, where the captain has his way with the animal. Next morning, the captain tells the sergeant:

"See, now I know what the men are using the camel for as well!"

"Did you also go into town to visit the girls, sir?"

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear.

Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts.

Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then on west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals.

They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each and every day.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. No sign of the missing men.

They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident.

They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach... only to find the remains of the Russian.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."

Deer Hunting

Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and Melissa came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, here I am.

The Wrestler.

There's an up-and-coming wrestler, and I mean a real wrestler not that glitzy camp showman stuff. Sweat and muscle. And he's good; with the able assistance of his manager, he's rising steadily in the ranks.

In fact he's so good, that he decides he can do it - he asks his manager to set up a title fight with The Champ.

"No way," the manager says. "Impossible. You just ain't ready."
"I am ready chief, I just know I am! I can do it!"
"No," the manager replies, "you can't. The Champ has his signature move, the 'Double-Spread-Eagle-Toe-Hold-Triple-Leg-Press'. You know this. It's so painful, that anybody he catches in it, bang! That's their career over. Nobody has ever escaped it. Forget it!"

But the wrestler won't forget it. He keeps on and on at his manager until the old man is at the end of his rope. Finally, he cracks.

"OK," he says, "you asked for it. A shot at The Champ. Well, you're getting it! But listen up; he WILL get you into his Double-Spread-Eagle-Toe-Hold-Triple-Leg-Press, and when he does I ain't waitin' around. I throw in the towel the instant you're in the Double-Spread-Eagle-Toe-Hold-Triple-Leg-Press and maybe we can still save your career!"

"I won't let you down, Chief!" the wrestler assures him. "He won't get ME into any Double-Spread-Eagle-Toe-Hold-Triple-Leg-Press!"

The big night comes, the wrestler's hubris makes him careless and the manager's worst fear is realized: The Champ gets our boy into the Double-Spread-Eagle-Toe-Hold-Triple-Leg-Press in the first minute!

The wrestler's face is a beetroot mask of agony; the Manager goes to throw in the towel, only to find it gone. He left it in the dressing room!

He sprints to go grab it, but just as he makes the dressing room he hears the sound of a bell and a massive cheer shakes the building. It's all over. He takes a seat and waits for the wrestler to reappear, which he does - staggering into the room.

"I told you kid," the Manager says. "I warned you about the Double-Spread-Eagle-Toe-Hold-Triple-Leg-Press. It's all over."

"I won," the Wrestler says. The Managers eyes pop.

"Won? What do you mean, 'won'? You can't have won! He had you! He had you in the Double-Spread-Eagle-Toe-Hold-Triple-Leg-Press! I saw it, with these eyes!"

"Oh, he did," replies the wrestler. "and it was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. He had me folded over, bent backwards - but just as I was about to black out, I saw it."

"Saw what?"

"A big pair of nuts hanging right in front of my face, just swinging there. So I bit them!"

"You - bit...?"

"Yep! Champed my teeth right down on those suckers! And then it was easy - I just stood up, threw him down and got him into a simple half-Nelson. He never stood a chance."

"My God!"

"Yep," said the wrestler. "It's incredible the sudden surge of strength you get from biting your own nuts."

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and.....

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out,
fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"
"I didn't have to," Steve replied.
"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my
sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and
she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' So, Here I am!"

A German soldier, Japanese soldier, and Italian soldier...

A German soldier, Japanese soldier, and Italian soldier are POWs in an allied camp during WWII. They are in their cells and agree not to talk while being interrogated by their captors.

The German soldier is taken first. The other two hear blood curdling screams of pain and within minutes the German tells the allies all they need to know from him. He comes back to his cell feeling ashamed.

Next, the Japanese soldier is taken. Again, there are screams echoing throughout the building. The Japanese man lasts two whole days of torture before finally giving in. He comes back in disgrace, dishonoring his homeland and family name.

Finally, it is the Italian's turn. The other two wish him luck as they know what is coming ahead for him. The terrified Italian is taken to the other room and, once again, nothing but screams of pain. However, it continues into the night, and the next day, then several days... finally two weeks of almost non-stop torture and the captors give up on him.

The allied guards angrily bring the battered and bruised Italian back to his cell and leave. The German soldier and Japanese soldier looked onto their comrade in utter shock.

"How did you make it so long? It's impossible..." said the German.

"I had no choice" shrugged the Italian. "How can they expect me to talk when they tie my hands behind my back?"

**This may be a repost, but I read it somewhere and cracked up, either way it's worth the mention, hats off to whoever came up with it**

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