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Funniest Camp Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.

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Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...

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Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What is the difference between a Pakistani Wedding and a Taliban training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.

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Why can't you run through a camp ground? You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone.

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A hole was found in a nudist camp wall The police are now looking into it.

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There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it.

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What’s the difference between a children’s hospital and an ISIS training camp? I dunno, I just fly the drones

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When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, i just fly the drone

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I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp.

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A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

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[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is "I'll be 6 soon!"

"Nope"

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A hole There's a hole in the nudist camp wall.

The police are looking into it.

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A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.

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A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office... "I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"

"Thank you so much, sir!"

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There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it.

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Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drones.

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.

Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?

The one who can eat the last donut.

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government. 1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp.

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What’s the difference between Anne Frank and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp

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What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a muslim wedding and a terrorist training camp? I don't know either, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Where does a Jew with ADHD go? a Concentration Camp.

(It flared it religion when its suppose to be a pun?)

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Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani school I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong

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Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer? A concentration camp.

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I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower.

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How did the jewish boy cure his ADD? He was sent to a concentration camp

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This summer, Johnny's parents want to send him to a concentration camp. They complain that he can't concentrate.

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I just heard this dont know if its been posted before Percy Jackson fans: i want to go to camp half blood

Harry Potter fans: i want to go to Hogwarts

Narnia fans: i want to go to Narnia

Hunger Games fans: im good

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What's the difference between a scout and a Jew? A scout comes back from their camp

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What do you get when you put an angry elephant in a camp ground? A trample tentrum.

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Where do ADHD kids spend their Summer? Concentration camp

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I’m trying to start a study camp for people who can’t focus in class... But nobody will join my concentration camp!

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What’s the best way to deal with kids with ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp.

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How do you tell the difference between an isis camp and a school? Please hurry, time is something I’m running out off

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How much energy does it take to run a concentration camp? 6 million joules.

(I don't support what happened in the holocaust, I'm just an idiot playing with words)

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I tried to set up a new summer school in Isreal ... For kids with ADHD, but now I am told the name of it, Jewish Concentration Camp won’t work 🧐

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A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks. It was called “Vingt In the Sun”

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My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp. Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.

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I was trying to buy some storm insurance for my camp site, but was refused. They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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Holocaust jokes aren’t funny. My grandfather died at a concentration camp. When he fell from the watch tower.

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What was Hitler’s favorite band? Death Camp For Cutie

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? In John Cougar's Melon Camp .

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Did you hear about the Orange Holocaust? It was a death camp for Cuties

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What do you call a retreat for Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp

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Why do cannibals camp alone? Because while camping you should never sleep next to your food source.

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I'm starting a school for testing the strength of different juices It's called the Juice Concentration Camp

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Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall? It turned into a concentration camp

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I recently took a trip to Germany where I paid to take a tour of a concentration camp. Seems unfair since other people got in for free.

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What is the first thing they do at boot camp? Take the privates out and inspect them.

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How was Boy Scout camp? Intents

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Where do kids with ADHD go during summer break? Concentration camp.

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When is it okay to send a disabled person to a concentration camp? When their disability is attention deficit disorder.

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What do you call a program that teaches kids how to make orange juice? A concentration camp

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What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish terrorist camp? America will let in people from the terrorist camp.

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My son went to camouflage camp last summer. We never saw him again.

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Where do you sent diluted Juice? To the concentration camp.

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A kid meets Hitler while visiting in a concentration camp. The kid asks him "What will I be when I grow up?"

"I don't know, man", Hitler answered. "A soap or a shoe maybe. Probably a lampshade".

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Can we please stop with the holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off the guard tower.

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I'm starting a school for kids with ADHD. I'm calling it a Concentration Camp.

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Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for help? To a concentration camp.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy.


(Sorry for untasteful reference)

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Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp

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(very dark) what's the difference between jews and boy scouts? the boy scouts return home from the camp

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Where do shoes receive their military training? Boot Camp

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What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp

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Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp

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Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Where did the Jewish boy go to get rid of his ADHD problem? Concentration Camp.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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Why couldnt the egg make it through boot camp? Cuz he cracks under pressure.

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