Hilarious Ethiopian Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Ethiopian Jokes

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What’s the difference between America and Ethiopia There’s Ethiopian food in America

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How do you spot a rich Ethiopian? By the Rolex around his waist.

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If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?

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Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis

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Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? It's having a mid life crisis
(Sorry If it's too dark)

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Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.

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A tasteless joke. People who can't hear are called deaf.
People who can't see are called blind.
People who can't talk are called mute.

What do you call people that can't taste food?

Ethiopian

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Why does an Ethiopian baby cry It’s having a midlife crisis

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BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.

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Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg"

Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What's an Ethiopian's favorite book? "My Life And Other Short Stories"

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did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.

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What's wrong with that 5 year old Ethiopian? He's having a mid-life crisis

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What was the score of the Ethiopian baseball game? Eight-nothing

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Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis.

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Why are ethiopian children always crying? Midlife crisis.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Glue bread to the ceiling

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Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there.

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Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit? He ate 6 crocodiles before the rescuers could get him out.

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Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What's the fastest thing in Africa? Ethiopian with a dinner ticket.

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How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants? a pair of pants only has one fly.

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How do you recognize a rich Ethiopian? He wears a Rolex around his waist.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Tape a piece of bread to the roof.

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Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

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Have you tasted ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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An old Ethiopian proverb You can't have your cake or eat it.

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Why was the 10-year old Ethiopian upset? He was having a midlife crisis.

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How did the first Ethiopian get to the moon? He was tinkering with an elastic band.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Don't worry neither have they.

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Have you had Ethiopian food before? Yeah well, neither have they.

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What's something that both an American and an Ethiopian can never have? Just one potato chip.

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I've never eaten Ethiopian food. But neither have most Ethiopians.

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow? Just add water.

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My wife and I went to an Ethiopian restaurant for our anniversary. The food was great, but the service was terrible. We had to wait 30 minutes to have our water refilled. Granted, the waitress had to walk six miles.

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New Ethiopian Jokes

How can you tell weather or not an ethiopian guy is rich? Look for the Rolex fastened around his stomach.

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What has a mouth with teeth and flies? An Ethiopian child.

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As i was leaving the library today, a couple were giving me the bad eye. How rude... I don't know what I did to be honest. It all happened after I placed a book titled 'Ethiopian Cuisine' in the Fiction section.

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What did the starving ethiopian rapper say? Give me a fat beet!

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What happens to an Ethiopian child at the age of 13 Midlife crisis

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How do you get an Ethiopian to disappear? You turn them 90 degrees.

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How do you spot a rich Ethiopian man? By the Rolex around his waist

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Ethiopian Food Me: Hey, Greg, do you like Ethiopian food?

Greg: Yeah, had it last week, it was pretty good.

Me: Hey, Josh, have you had Ethiopian food?

Josh: Yeah.

Me: They didn't.

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What is the fastest animal on Earth? A chicken in an Ethiopian village!

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Put food on the ceiling.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian breakfast? Well neither have they.

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Do you know the traditional Ethiopian cuisine ? Don't worry, they don't either

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How do you kill 1000 flies at once? Swat an Ethiopian

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What did the little Ethiopian boy get for his 4th birthday? Flowers.

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What is the best part of dating an Ethiopian girl? You know they'll swallow.

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How do you call an ethiopian family portait? A barcode.

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How do you spot a rich Ethiopian? He's wearing a watch around his waist.

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My parents told me if I smacked a fly an ephiopian child will die... But if I smack an Ethiopian child 100 flies will die.

Edit: I see the spelling mistake in the title, oops

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My friend was going to Ethiopia My friend was going to Ethiopia, so I asked him

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"

"No, sadly"

"That's ok, neither have they"

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