Hilarious Basketball Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Basketball Jokes

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court The game would be cancelled.

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My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. ?

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*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

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The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season Apparently they never take any shots.

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The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters

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They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall. They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini golf.

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What do Jewish people and basketball games have in common? The tip off.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone

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TIL Dennis Rodman once tried to start a topless women’s basketball league The league flopped due to too little support.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls...

-Jim Norton

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Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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TIL a blue whale is so big, if you laid it out on a basketball court they would have to cancel the game.

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Why did the rooster cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis

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Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? He shoots, he scores.

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Blind basketball players... You've got to hand it to them

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles

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I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...

Because you always win.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!

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Mexican Basketball I watched my two Hispanic cousins play basketball. It was a game of juan-on-juan.

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A man is playing basketball with his son... “Son, if you can make this shot, I’ll get you a new amp for that guitar you play. But if you miss, you have to eat this bag of sand. What’ll it be? &?”

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee was blowing fouls.

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My tennis career has taught me that I can be the best basketball player ever Nothing but net

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My girl wants to travel so bad I told her to pick up a basketball and take three step

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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what do you call 2 Mexican people playing basketball juan on juan

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How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan

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How did Link win the basketball game? With his hookshot... (Sorry)

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My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot Musta been like 5,000 degrees in there

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Racist Jokes (Sorry if I offend you) What do you call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?

**A Basketball Coach**

What do you call a black guy surrounded by six white guys?

**Police Brutality**

(Again, sorry if I offended you. Just trying to make a joke.)

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowl.

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What’s the difference between being in prison and playing on a basketball team? On a basketball team, your guards won’t leave you hanging.

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So the Devil goes to God and says "We're having a basketball tournament." Then God says "Hold up, give me one second."

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Did you hear about the wheelchair basketball team that was banned from the Paralympics? They all tested positive for WD-40!

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New Basketball Jokes

Did you hear about that bloody hilarious basketball team? The Hemoglobetrotters?...

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What does a Russian basketball player say when he scores Nothing but Nyet

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α and β played a 1v1 basketball match β won, because it was Beta.

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What does an old man have in common with a basketball player? They both dribble

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How do professional basketball players wear swim shorts? Nothing but net.

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I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Why did basketball players switch to longer shorts? Because you couldn't see Larry's Bird but you could see Magic's Johnson.

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I couldn't figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger Then it hit me.

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I was playing basketball with some Italians... ...and they told me to get in the calzone.

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The portly bald wizard just made a basketball appear out of thin air. He must be a sportscaster.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys Basketball Coach.

What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys, football coach

What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
Warden

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Why would Achilles be a horrible basketball player? He'd always get his ankles broken.

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The German National Basketball team just signed an exclusive sponsorship deal with Nike From now on the only sneakers they'll be wearing are Herr Jordan's

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Me playing basketball is like me playing pool I only make shots for the wrong team

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why are basketball players who suck at dribbling a high risk for covid 19? because they've traveled recently

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To be honest,the PE teacher should be the smartest in all teachers He gets paid the same than others,but he can play basketball all day even when working

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I heard people say they think I'm going insane due to the quarantine I still can't believe my basketball would say that about me.

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Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!

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I like my chicken like I like my basketball players. Extra crispy

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Told my daughter basketball season was postponed because of the virus... She said "they should ban baseball instead". Asked her why and she goes "wasn't this all caused by bats?"

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Why did the basketball player with corona virus got kicked from the team? Because he started to travel too much.

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Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time :)

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Making Love to a Woman is a Lot Like Playing Basketball Well, they're similar in the sense that I've done neither.

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I went to a Syracuse University basketball game. The president showed up. The secret service got confused and started guarding the mascot.

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Why should you never play basketball with spiders? They're all 8-footers!

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Why'd the chicken cross the basketball court? The ref was calling fowls.

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I went to the local basketball park to pay my respects to Kobe. I tried to do a helicopter dunk but I missed my landing and crashed.

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I tried out for basketball But I didn't make the team because I'm failing English and the coach says I have terrible Hyundai coordination.

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I’d say I’m pretty good at basketball but my best statistic has to be I’ve won every game I’ve started. Which is pretty good for someone who has never played basketball.

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Why did the Basketball team hire a Podiatrist? To help them with the agony of da feet!

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When basketball stars die they don't pass away ...they cross over

RIP Mamba :(

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What basketball team does a lazy high school student hate the most? The Pacers

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If you rush a circumcision to be able to watch the start of a basketball game You are quickly taking the tip off not to miss the tip off

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They call me the basketball polygamist I have so many missus

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What’s the difference between a French woman and a basketball team? A basketball team actually showers after 4 periods.

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Why do tech companies have basketball hoops in their parking lots? So they won't have troubleshooting

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What did the Devil Worshiping basketball player say? Baal is life

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Balls of Age People who play basketball are 20. People who play baseball are 30. People who play golf are 60. Notice how when u grow older, your balls get smaller?

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Why are the best basketball players so tall? Because their knee grows.

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If a midget dates a basketball player... Is it considered a long-distance relationship?

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Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat? Dunkin' Donuts

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Why’d the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls.

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A brawl took place in a basketball game. A judge came in and used his gavel to stop it. He brought order in the court

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Why can't basketball players go on vacation? They aren't allowed to travel

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I want to open a Korean restaurant with basketball great Kareem Abdul Jabbar. . . We’ll call it Korean Abdul Jabbarbecue.

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My friend freaked tf out because I asked him to come over to play basketball I don't understand why anyone would get upset about being invited to shoot some horse

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Do you know what athletes I really look up to? Basketball players

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I can't believe my wife won't let me play catch with our son After all, *she's* the one who told me to "stop messing around with that basketball when there's a baby in the house!"

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Fun office A ping pong table makes an office fun the same way a basketball court makes a prison fun

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Couldn't understand why the basketball was getting bigger Then it hit me

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How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it.

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Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind. It will be missed.

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What do you call to Mexicans playing basketball Juan on Juan

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What does a basketball player, internet addict & sad fisherman all have in common? Nothin' but net.

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What’s up with names referring to America in sports? Like the Yankees? Patriots? Don’t even get me started with the Olympic Basketball team.

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When flat-earth people play basketball they must be like... "Yo pass me the frisbee bro!"

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Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player? Dunkin' Donuts

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What did the basketball player get when he went to Russia looking for free prostitutes? Nothing but nyet.

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What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score? SlamDrunk!

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Why are Americans the best basketball players? Because they shoot accurately

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Toronto missed out on an opportunity to call their basketball team the torontosaurus rexes Boo me, I deserve it

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