Hilarious Basketball Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country.

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The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court The game would be cancelled.

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My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. 😊

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So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it...

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*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

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The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season Apparently they never take any shots.

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The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters

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They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall. They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini golf.

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What do Jewish people and basketball games have in common? The tip off.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone

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How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan.

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why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls...

-Jim Norton

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's

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Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.

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Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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TIL a blue whale is so big, if you laid it out on a basketball court they would have to cancel the game.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball

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Blind basketball players... You've got to hand it to them

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I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...

Because you always win.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles

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What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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My girl wants to travel so bad I told her to pick up a basketball and take three step

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee was blowing fouls.

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How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan

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My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot Musta been like 5,000 degrees in there

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Racist Jokes (Sorry if I offend you) What do you call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?

**A Basketball Coach**

What do you call a black guy surrounded by six white guys?

**Police Brutality**

(Again, sorry if I offended you. Just trying to make a joke.)

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How did Link win the basketball game? With his hookshot... (Sorry)

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the Ref was blowing fouls.

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Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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If you're a tall person and someone asks you if you play basketball Ask them if they play mini golf

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New Basketball Jokes

Why would Achilles be a horrible basketball player? He'd always get his ankles broken.

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What basketball team does a lazy high school student hate the most? The Pacers

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Why do tech companies have basketball hoops in their parking lots? So they won't have troubleshooting

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Do you know what athletes I really look up to? Basketball players

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What’s up with names referring to America in sports? Like the Yankees? Patriots? Don’t even get me started with the Olympic Basketball team.

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What did the flat-earther say when he got a frisbee for Christmas? Oh boy! A basketball!

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What do you call a professional basketball player from the middle east? Ball Qaeda

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Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

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My two Mexican friends decided to see who's the best at basketball They played Juan on Juan

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Why do tech companies have a basketball hoop in their parking lot? So that their employees won’t have troubleshooting.

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What do you get when you cross LeBron James and a ground hog? 6 more weeks of basketball season!

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What do you call two mexican clones playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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I was wondering why the Basketball kept getting bigger then it hit me

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the referee was blowing fowls

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What do you call a basketball playing WW2 war veteran Dunk-Kirk

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What is it called when a basketball player from Boston attacks you in the ocean? A Shaq attack

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a couple prisoners were playing basketball out in the yard when a car pulled up just outside the fence. he said "pass to me I'm free"

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Why did the doorman quit his job to play basketball? Cause he got handles

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Two stutterers are playing basketball Two stutterers are playing basketball and the guy with the ball says: "Ffffffffffaul!"
The other guy says:"Nnnnnno wwwwway!"
The first guy asks:"Wwwwwwwhy?"
The second guy says: "Yyyyyuo called it too late."

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I used to be addicted to basketball... but I rebounded.

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What does womens basketball and the west coast have in common? Almost no Dunkin'!

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What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball? a Vallhalla Balla

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How do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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How to Mexicans like to play basketball? Juan-on-Juan

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Whenever I feel like Travelling I pick up a Basketball and take 3 steps

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What do you call two Spanish guys playing basketball ? Juan on Juan

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My Girlfriend told me that she wanted to travel... I told her to pick up a Basketball and take 3 steps forward.

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Why did the Canadian meteorologists lose to the American meteorologists in basketball? Because it was unfair in height

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Now I know why black people are so good at basketball It's because theyre so used to putting their hands up in defense.

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I was wondering why someone was calling a basketball a duck Then it hit me

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I hate basketball First I start dribbling, then I throw up

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Why did Columbine High School lose all their basketball games? They lost their 2 best shooters

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The Hogwarts basketball team is the worst in all the Wizarding World. They can only score 9 in 3 quarters.

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Whats the most interesting book for a blind person? A basketball

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I found this written on a basketball hoop Things I hate

1. Graffiti

2. Lists

3. Irony

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Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? Because she ran away from the ball.

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Why was FDR so bad at basketball? Congress wouldn't let him pack the court.

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I was wondering why the basketball kept getting larger and larger Then it hit me

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So Magic Johnson is now the President of Basketball Operations for the Lakers... And apparently it was out of line for me to ask if he is running it on his own or if he has aids.

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Snapchat and basketball are pretty similar for me. Screen. Shot. Get. Blocked.

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Whenever I hear brick I always yell out "HOUSE!" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games

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A dissapointed dad is driving his son home from his highschool basketball game "Dad... I don't know what happened, I gave it 110 percent, just like Coach told me to!"

"110 percent of zero is still zero."

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan

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You are just like Magic Johnson. But without the basketball skills or the height or actually being anything like him, you just have AIDS.

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What did Helen Keller's parent's give her to keep her busy? A basketball.

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What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs...

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Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal at the same time.

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What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan

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Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you suck at basketball.

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Why do thugs play basketball? Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.

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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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My girlfriend is not allowed to go on vacation. If she wants to travel she better pick up a basketball and start walking around the house!

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