Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country.

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court The game would be cancelled.

My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. 😊

So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it...

*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season Apparently they never take any shots.

The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters

They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall. They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini golf.

What do Jewish people and basketball games have in common? The tip off.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone

How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan.

why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls

Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls...

-Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's

Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.

Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

TIL a blue whale is so big, if you laid it out on a basketball court they would have to cancel the game.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball

Blind basketball players... You've got to hand it to them

I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...


Because you always win.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles

What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan

Why were the group of fish afraid to play basketball? Because then there would be another school shooting.

What do you call two mexican clones playing basketball? Juan on Juan

Why do tech companies have a basketball hoop in their parking lot? So that their employees won’t have troubleshooting.

What did the flat-earther say when he got a frisbee for Christmas? Oh boy! A basketball!

What do you call a professional basketball player from the middle east? Ball Qaeda

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs...

Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

I want to open a Korean restaurant with basketball great Kareem Abdul Jabbar. . . We’ll call it Korean Abdul Jabbarbecue.

You are just like Magic Johnson. But without the basketball skills or the height or actually being anything like him, you just have AIDS.