The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court The game would be cancelled.
My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. ?
*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.
The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season Apparently they never take any shots.
The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters
They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall. They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini golf.
What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone
TIL Dennis Rodman once tried to start a topless women’s basketball league The league flopped due to too little support.
Why did the duck cross the basketball court?
He heard the referees were blowing fouls...
Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.
What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
TIL a blue whale is so big, if you laid it out on a basketball court they would have to cancel the game.
I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school
I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...
Because you always win.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!
Mexican Basketball I watched my two Hispanic cousins play basketball. It was a game of juan-on-juan.
A man is playing basketball with his son... “Son, if you can make this shot, I’ll get you a new amp for that guitar you play. But if you miss, you have to eat this bag of sand. What’ll it be? &?”
My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot Musta been like 5,000 degrees in there
Racist Jokes (Sorry if I offend you)
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
**A Basketball Coach**
What do you call a black guy surrounded by six white guys?
(Again, sorry if I offended you. Just trying to make a joke.)
What’s the difference between being in prison and playing on a basketball team? On a basketball team, your guards won’t leave you hanging.
So the Devil goes to God and says "We're having a basketball tournament." Then God says "Hold up, give me one second."
Did you hear about the wheelchair basketball team that was banned from the Paralympics? They all tested positive for WD-40!
Why did basketball players switch to longer shorts? Because you couldn't see Larry's Bird but you could see Magic's Johnson.
The portly bald wizard just made a basketball appear out of thin air. He must be a sportscaster.
What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys
What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys, football coach
What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
The German National Basketball team just signed an exclusive sponsorship deal with Nike From now on the only sneakers they'll be wearing are Herr Jordan's
why are basketball players who suck at dribbling a high risk for covid 19? because they've traveled recently
To be honest,the PE teacher should be the smartest in all teachers He gets paid the same than others,but he can play basketball all day even when working
I heard people say they think I'm going insane due to the quarantine I still can't believe my basketball would say that about me.
Told my daughter basketball season was postponed because of the virus... She said "they should ban baseball instead". Asked her why and she goes "wasn't this all caused by bats?"
Why did the basketball player with corona virus got kicked from the team? Because he started to travel too much.
Making Love to a Woman is a Lot Like Playing Basketball Well, they're similar in the sense that I've done neither.
I went to a Syracuse University basketball game. The president showed up. The secret service got confused and started guarding the mascot.
I went to the local basketball park to pay my respects to Kobe. I tried to do a helicopter dunk but I missed my landing and crashed.
I tried out for basketball But I didn't make the team because I'm failing English and the coach says I have terrible Hyundai coordination.
I’d say I’m pretty good at basketball but my best statistic has to be I’ve won every game I’ve started. Which is pretty good for someone who has never played basketball.
If you rush a circumcision to be able to watch the start of a basketball game You are quickly taking the tip off not to miss the tip off
What’s the difference between a French woman and a basketball team? A basketball team actually showers after 4 periods.
Why do tech companies have basketball hoops in their parking lots? So they won't have troubleshooting
Balls of Age People who play basketball are 20. People who play baseball are 30. People who play golf are 60. Notice how when u grow older, your balls get smaller?