Basketball Jokes

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Funniest Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country.

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The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court The game would be cancelled.

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My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. 😊

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So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it...

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*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

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The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season Apparently they never take any shots.

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The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters

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They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall. They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini golf.

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What do Jewish people and basketball games have in common? The tip off.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone

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How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan.

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why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls...

-Jim Norton

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's

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Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.

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Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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TIL a blue whale is so big, if you laid it out on a basketball court they would have to cancel the game.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball

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Blind basketball players... You've got to hand it to them

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I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...


Because you always win.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles

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What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan

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What position does Thor like to play as in a game of basketball? AsGuard.

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Two Mexicans were playing basketball Juan on Juan

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Why were the group of fish afraid to play basketball? Because then there would be another school shooting.

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What do you call two mexican clones playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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Why do tech companies have a basketball hoop in their parking lot? So that their employees won’t have troubleshooting.

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What did the flat-earther say when he got a frisbee for Christmas? Oh boy! A basketball!

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What do you call a professional basketball player from the middle east? Ball Qaeda

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What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs...

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Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

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Why would Achilles be a horrible basketball player? He'd always get his ankles broken.

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Why did the basketball player with corona virus got kicked from the team? Because he started to travel too much.

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Making Love to a Woman is a Lot Like Playing Basketball Well, they're similar in the sense that I've done neither.

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I went to the local basketball park to pay my respects to Kobe. I tried to do a helicopter dunk but I missed my landing and crashed.

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Why did the Basketball team hire a Podiatrist? To help them with the agony of da feet!

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What basketball team does a lazy high school student hate the most? The Pacers

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Why do tech companies have basketball hoops in their parking lots? So they won't have troubleshooting

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I want to open a Korean restaurant with basketball great Kareem Abdul Jabbar. . . We’ll call it Korean Abdul Jabbarbecue.

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What’s up with names referring to America in sports? Like the Yankees? Patriots? Don’t even get me started with the Olympic Basketball team.

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Why are Americans the best basketball players? Because they shoot accurately

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What do you call an effeminate vampire who smells good and plays basketball? DIO-Durant!

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What do you get when you cross LeBron James and a ground hog? 6 more weeks of basketball season!

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Earvin Johnson is a basketball player who contracted HIV in the 90s and survived. I guess he really deserved the nickname "Magic Johnson" after all.

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Why did Columbine lose all thier basketball games? 'cause they lost the two best shooters.

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UCLA is cancelling tonight's basketball game against Montana. No Ball.

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What do you call a basketball playing WW2 war veteran Dunk-Kirk

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What does womens basketball and the west coast have in common? Almost no Dunkin'!

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What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball? a Vallhalla Balla

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So Magic Johnson is now the President of Basketball Operations for the Lakers... And apparently it was out of line for me to ask if he is running it on his own or if he has aids.

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A dissapointed dad is driving his son home from his highschool basketball game "Dad... I don't know what happened, I gave it 110 percent, just like Coach told me to!"

"110 percent of zero is still zero."

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Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player.

White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible.

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You are just like Magic Johnson. But without the basketball skills or the height or actually being anything like him, you just have AIDS.

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What did Helen Keller's parent's give her to keep her busy? A basketball.

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