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Funniest Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country.

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The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court The game would be cancelled.

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My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. 😊

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So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it...

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*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

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The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season Apparently they never take any shots.

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The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters

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They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall. They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini golf.

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What do Jewish people and basketball games have in common? The tip off.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone

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How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan.

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why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court? He heard the referees were blowing fouls...

-Jim Norton

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's

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Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.

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Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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TIL a blue whale is so big, if you laid it out on a basketball court they would have to cancel the game.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim? Annette

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball

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Blind basketball players... You've got to hand it to them

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I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...


Because you always win.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles

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What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan

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Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book

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What do you call two mexican clones playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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Why do tech companies have a basketball hoop in their parking lot? So that their employees won’t have troubleshooting.

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If you're a tall person and someone asks you if you play basketball Ask them if they play mini golf

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My two Mexican friends decided to see who's the best at basketball They played Juan on Juan

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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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What did the flat-earther say when he got a frisbee for Christmas? Oh boy! A basketball!

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What do you call a professional basketball player from the middle east? Ball Qaeda

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Why are black people so skilled at basketball? The main aspects are shooting and stealing.

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Why would Achilles be a horrible basketball player? He'd always get his ankles broken.

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What basketball team does a lazy high school student hate the most? The Pacers

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Why do tech companies have basketball hoops in their parking lots? So they won't have troubleshooting

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Do you know what athletes I really look up to? Basketball players

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What’s up with names referring to America in sports? Like the Yankees? Patriots? Don’t even get me started with the Olympic Basketball team.

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What do you get when you cross LeBron James and a ground hog? 6 more weeks of basketball season!

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What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball? a Vallhalla Balla

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You are just like Magic Johnson. But without the basketball skills or the height or actually being anything like him, you just have AIDS.

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What did Helen Keller's parent's give her to keep her busy? A basketball.

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My girlfriend is not allowed to go on vacation. If she wants to travel she better pick up a basketball and start walking around the house!

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