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Funniest Furry Jokes

Who’s the happiest person at a furry convention? The one with the flamethrower.

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My gf broke up with be because I came out as a furry Big woof

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See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside..

Wet on the inside..

Starts with a C...

Ends with a T...

And has U & N in-between?

A coconut!

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How do you spread the Furry disease? By using pathOwOgens.

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I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.

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Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.

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I dated an older furry once... She was a cougar

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What do you call a furry hip hop group? The Uwu-Tang Clan

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What do you call a furry who doesn’t bathe? A furry

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What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed? A subwoofer

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So I read on a website to "treat your furry friend once a week." So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.

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What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters? Ani-Kin

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I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah

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Pacman must be a furry Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU

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Why are there so many furry flat earthers? Because they don't have Occam's Razor.

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I got fired from my job at the toy factory I was sewing two furry balls on tickle-me-elmo

When the boss asked why, I told him he'd emailed me telling me to do it.

"Please give the Elmo's two test tickles before shipping"

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What kind of car does a furry drive? A Murrcedes.

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Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry. Edit: Turns out it was just a squirrel

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Who’s the happiest person at a furry convention? Whoever has the flamethrower!

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Once, I looked out my window and saw a wolf entering a house. Soon following a woman screaming, Turns out it was a man revealing he was a furry to his wife.

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What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium

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What is written on the furry Declaration of Independence. Life, liberty, and the fur suit of happiness.

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Furry jokes? I'd rather knot

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What's weird, hairy, and on fire? A furry

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Why did the furry cross the road Cause his dic was in the chicken

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“Going down the rabbit hole” is an expression meaning to enter into a strange or complicated situation, And also to a person exploring their new furry kink.

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What do a anime fan and a furry have in common? They both like dragon balls

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What did Beethoven say to his hairy piano playing dog, Lise? "Come here, furry Lise."

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What do you call a furry frog? A ribbit.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer? LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.

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What do you call a furry that got laid off and laid at the same time. A furloughed fur load.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream? A McFlurry.

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A furry walked into a bar And said OwO

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What do you call a furry when you're about to take their virginity? A guinea pig

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I've recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle. I think it really *suits* me.

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Did you hear about the Furry Convention in King’s Landing this year? It drag-on, and on, and on.

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What's furry and filled with red lights? Hamsterdam

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What do you call a furry ending their life? sUwUcide

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What type of car does a pirate furry drive? A Fur-ARR-y.

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My girlfriend woke me up early this morning because she needed help finding her other furry boot. Ugg...

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What does a furry thats had a stroke look like Uwu

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What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

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