What do you call a white kid who’s also a furry? An animal cracker
What do you call a Caucasian furry? An animal cracker...
Why did the fetishist come so quickly? He had an appointment and was in a furry.
What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr
See You Next Tuesday
What's furry on the outside..
Wet on the inside..
Starts with a C...
Ends with a T...
And has U & N in-between?
How do you spread the Furry disease? By using pathOwOgens.
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.
What has 4 legs, is green, furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.
If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be? Nos-fur-atu
So I read on a website to "treat your furry friend once a week." So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.
You should never divorce a furry. I don’t remember why, but I think it’s an old wife’s tail.
What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters? Ani-Kin
What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed? A subwoofer
The FBI was following a furry. They were on his tail.
Never rob a bank if you are a furry. The police will be hot in pursuit, you will be hot in fursuit.
Why are there so many furry flat earthers? Because they don't have Occam's Razor.
What kind of car does a furry drive? A Murrcedes.
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Pacman must be a furry Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU
What’s a furry‘s favorite instrument? The owo
What do you call a furry who doesn’t bathe? A furry
What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium
What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger
What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
What's a furry's favorite game? Trivial Fur Suit
Furry jokes? I'd rather knot
Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry. Edit: Turns out it was just a squirrel
What do you call a furry frog? A ribbit.
What did Beethoven say to his hairy piano playing dog, Lise? "Come here, furry Lise."
What do you call a furry when you're about to take their virginity? A guinea pig
I got fired as the driver of a school bus yesterday I was meant to bring them to a renaissance fair and accidentally dropped them off at a furry gathering
What do you call a furry ending their life? sUwUcide
I've recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle. I think it really *suits* me.