Who’s the happiest person at a furry convention? The one with the flamethrower.
My gf broke up with be because I came out as a furry Big woof
See You Next Tuesday
What's furry on the outside..
Wet on the inside..
Starts with a C...
Ends with a T...
And has U & N in-between?
How do you spread the Furry disease? By using pathOwOgens.
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.
I dated an older furry once... She was a cougar
What do you call a furry hip hop group? The Uwu-Tang Clan
What do you call a furry who doesn’t bathe? A furry
What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed? A subwoofer
So I read on a website to "treat your furry friend once a week." So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.
What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters? Ani-Kin
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Pacman must be a furry Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU
Why are there so many furry flat earthers? Because they don't have Occam's Razor.
I got fired from my job at the toy factory
I was sewing two furry balls on tickle-me-elmo
When the boss asked why, I told him he'd emailed me telling me to do it.
"Please give the Elmo's two test tickles before shipping"
What kind of car does a furry drive? A Murrcedes.
Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry. Edit: Turns out it was just a squirrel
Who’s the happiest person at a furry convention? Whoever has the flamethrower!
Once, I looked out my window and saw a wolf entering a house. Soon following a woman screaming, Turns out it was a man revealing he was a furry to his wife.
What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium
What is written on the furry Declaration of Independence. Life, liberty, and the fur suit of happiness.
Furry jokes? I'd rather knot
What's weird, hairy, and on fire? A furry
Why did the furry cross the road Cause his dic was in the chicken
“Going down the rabbit hole” is an expression meaning to enter into a strange or complicated situation, And also to a person exploring their new furry kink.
What do a anime fan and a furry have in common? They both like dragon balls
What did Beethoven say to his hairy piano playing dog, Lise? "Come here, furry Lise."
What do you call a furry frog? A ribbit.
What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer? LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.
What do you call a furry that got laid off and laid at the same time. A furloughed fur load.
What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger
What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream? A McFlurry.
A furry walked into a bar And said OwO
What do you call a furry when you're about to take their virginity? A guinea pig
I've recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle. I think it really *suits* me.
Did you hear about the Furry Convention in King’s Landing this year? It drag-on, and on, and on.
What's furry and filled with red lights? Hamsterdam
What do you call a furry ending their life? sUwUcide
What type of car does a pirate furry drive? A Fur-ARR-y.
My girlfriend woke me up early this morning because she needed help finding her other furry boot. Ugg...
What does a furry thats had a stroke look like Uwu
What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)