See You Next Tuesday
What's furry on the outside..
Wet on the inside..
Starts with a C...
Ends with a T...
And has U & N in-between?
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.
So I read on a website to "treat your furry friend once a week." So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.
I got fired from my job at the toy factory
I was sewing two furry balls on tickle-me-elmo
When the boss asked why, I told him he'd emailed me telling me to do it.
"Please give the Elmo's two test tickles before shipping"
Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry. Edit: Turns out it was just a squirrel
Once, I looked out my window and saw a wolf entering a house. Soon following a woman screaming, Turns out it was a man revealing he was a furry to his wife.
What is written on the furry Declaration of Independence. Life, liberty, and the fur suit of happiness.
“Going down the rabbit hole” is an expression meaning to enter into a strange or complicated situation, And also to a person exploring their new furry kink.
What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
What do you get when you ask a furry to build a computer? LenOWO, with WinRAWR pre-installed.
Did you hear about the Furry Convention in King’s Landing this year? It drag-on, and on, and on.
My girlfriend woke me up early this morning because she needed help finding her other furry boot. Ugg...
What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)