Furry Jokes

What do you call a white kid who’s also a furry? An animal cracker

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What do you call a Caucasian furry? An animal cracker...

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Why did the fetishist come so quickly? He had an appointment and was in a furry.

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What's a furry's favorite file storage format? .rawr

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Funny Furry Jokes
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See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside..

Wet on the inside..

Starts with a C...

Ends with a T...

And has U & N in-between?

A coconut!

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How do you spread the Furry disease? By using pathOwOgens.

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Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.

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What has 4 legs, is green, furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be? Nos-fur-atu

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So I read on a website to "treat your furry friend once a week." So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.

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You should never divorce a furry. I don’t remember why, but I think it’s an old wife’s tail.

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What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters? Ani-Kin

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What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed? A subwoofer

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The FBI was following a furry. They were on his tail.

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Never rob a bank if you are a furry. The police will be hot in pursuit, you will be hot in fursuit.

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Why are there so many furry flat earthers? Because they don't have Occam's Razor.

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What kind of car does a furry drive? A Murrcedes.

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I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah

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Pacman must be a furry Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU

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What’s a furry‘s favorite instrument? The owo

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What do you call a furry who doesn’t bathe? A furry

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What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium

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What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far? I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What's a furry's favorite game? Trivial Fur Suit

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Furry jokes? I'd rather knot

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Im currently at a furry convention in Pittsburgh and I'm having a nice conversation with a furry. Edit: Turns out it was just a squirrel

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What do you call a furry frog? A ribbit.

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What did Beethoven say to his hairy piano playing dog, Lise? "Come here, furry Lise."

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Once, I looked out my window and saw a wolf entering a house. Soon following a woman screaming, Turns out it was a man revealing he was a furry to his wife.

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What do you call a furry when you're about to take their virginity? A guinea pig

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What's furry and filled with red lights? Hamsterdam

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I've recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle. I think it really *suits* me.

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What do you call a furry ending their life? sUwUcide

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