How To Write Jokes

I failed my math exam because I couldn’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals IM LIVID

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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID

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I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I'm *LIVID*

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In limerick's a neat way to write... In limerick's a neat way to write.


One can enjoy it most all day and night.


It's easy and fun,


a few lines and you're done.


I hope I can learn how to write one some day.

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As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison. I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".

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A Joke from Hong Kong Recently the Hong Kong Government has announced that all police will have to travel in groups of three:

One cop knows how to read,

The second knows how to write

And the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Funny How To Write Jokes
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How to write for Buzzfeed: 1) Go to Reddit

2) CTRL+C

3) CTRL+V

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How to write a paper at Moscow University: 1) Putin it off

2) Stalin it

3) And then Russian to finish it.

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OLD ROMANIAN JOKE ABOUT COMMIES Why do policemen(considered idiots) walk in groups of 3?
One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the other one oversees the intellectuals.

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I forgot how to write "1, 1000, 51 5 1 500" in Roman numerals. I M LIVID!

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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals. I M LI VI D

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I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I am LIVID.

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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID

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It seems I cannot remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in roman numerals. IM LIVID

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A boy comes home from school A boy comes home from school and his mother asks him what he has done at school today. I have learned how to write, the boy says. Very well! His mother replies. What did you write? I don’t know, I haven’t learned how to read yet!

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Welcome to my 10 part Ted talk on how to write a good joke. This is pun-in-ten-teds.

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How to write a Buzzfeed article: r/askreddit

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"Ooh they've got a class on how to write jokes!" "Don't take that. I dropped it after the lesson on set- ups. The professor is so old..."

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the school system is really flawed I mean, if I have 562 chocolate bars and eat half, I'm not going to need to know how many chocolate bars are left, I'm gonna need to know how to write a will & testament.

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I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID.

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I started taking an online course on how to write jokes. I quit right after we learned how to set up jokes. The professor was so old.

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Roses are red I forgot how to write poems

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I forgot how to write concise statements It's a real pithy

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