I failed my math exam because I couldn’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals IM LIVID
In limerick's a neat way to write...
In limerick's a neat way to write.
One can enjoy it most all day and night.
It's easy and fun,
a few lines and you're done.
I hope I can learn how to write one some day.
As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison. I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
A Joke from Hong Kong
Recently the Hong Kong Government has announced that all police will have to travel in groups of three:
One cop knows how to read,
The second knows how to write
And the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
OLD ROMANIAN JOKE ABOUT COMMIES
Why do policemen(considered idiots) walk in groups of 3?
One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the other one oversees the intellectuals.
How to write a paper at Moscow University:
1) Putin it off
2) Stalin it
3) And then Russian to finish it.
Why do cops always walk in groups of 3? One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the third is protecting the two scientists.
the school system is really flawed I mean, if I have 562 chocolate bars and eat half, I'm not going to need to know how many chocolate bars are left, I'm gonna need to know how to write a will & testament.
"Ooh they've got a class on how to write jokes!" "Don't take that. I dropped it after the lesson on set- ups. The professor is so old..."