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I failed my math exam because I couldn’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals IM LIVID

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I'm *LIVID*

In limerick's a neat way to write... In limerick's a neat way to write.


One can enjoy it most all day and night.


It's easy and fun,


a few lines and you're done.


I hope I can learn how to write one some day.

As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison. I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID

A Joke from Hong Kong Recently the Hong Kong Government has announced that all police will have to travel in groups of three:

One cop knows how to read,

The second knows how to write

And the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Funny How To Write Jokes

How to write for Buzzfeed: 1) Go to Reddit

2) CTRL+C

3) CTRL+V

OLD ROMANIAN JOKE ABOUT COMMIES Why do policemen(considered idiots) walk in groups of 3?
One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the other one oversees the intellectuals.

How to write a paper at Moscow University: 1) Putin it off

2) Stalin it

3) And then Russian to finish it.

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals. I M LI VI D

I forgot how to write "1, 1000, 51 5 1 500" in Roman numerals. I M LIVID!

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I am LIVID.

Why do cops always walk in groups of 3? One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the third is protecting the two scientists.

Welcome to my 10 part Ted talk on how to write a good joke. This is pun-in-ten-teds.

the school system is really flawed I mean, if I have 562 chocolate bars and eat half, I'm not going to need to know how many chocolate bars are left, I'm gonna need to know how to write a will & testament.

"Ooh they've got a class on how to write jokes!" "Don't take that. I dropped it after the lesson on set- ups. The professor is so old..."

I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID.

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For anyone who gets confused about proper grammar and style in writing

I offer from the Internet, the following tip sheet, "How to Write Good":

- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
- Contractions aren't necessary
- The passive voice is to be avoided.
- Prepositions are not the words to end sentences with.
- Be more or less specific.
- Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
- One-word sentences? Eliminate.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

A boy comes home from school

A boy comes home from school and his mother asks him what he has done at school today. I have learned how to write, the boy says. Very well! His mother replies. What did you write? I don’t know, I haven’t learned how to read yet!

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