I just don't get some people. I mean, you compliment on their mustache out of sheer politeness... ...and all of a sudden she hates your guts.
I made a genuine compliment about a co-workers mustache I don't know why she made such a big deal about it to HR.
How are lesbians and walruses different? One has a mustache and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus.
People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks.
I shaved my mustache after having kept it for a few years I hated the way I looked at first, but it's growing on me.
How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account.
Women are like the police Once they've settled on a partner they eat a lot of donuts and then grow a mustache
What's the difference between a walrus and a feminist? One has got a mustache and smells like fish. The other one is a fu**ing walrus.
My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, "Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."
Playing long con with mustache
I'm growing a mustache for November. Whenever I'm asked about it, I say how much I hate it. When I get asked why I still have it in a few weeks, I'm going to say "it's growing on me."
Maybe this was more /r/dadjokes.
My wife said my mustache brought out my personality.
I replied, “Yeah, it’s growing on me”
(Thought of this one right before sleep, I’ll check on it in the morning)
When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache ..and suddenly she is not your friend anymore! :(
Deadpool interviewing superman after that mustache cover up in Justice League
"Hey, blue spandex, excuse me but I moustache ask you a question or should I shave it for later?"
Credit : YouTube comment by Zyle Williams.
I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time
Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee? ...he was totally drinking it before it was cool.
Christopher Plummer got an Oscar Nomination for a performance he did entirely in reshoots. Henry Cavill's mustache was robbed.