My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said "Her brother has a mustache."
What do you call a mustache soaked in urine? A pistachio.
You compliment someone for their mustache and suddenly She's not your friend anymore.
I just don't get some people. I mean, you compliment on their mustache out of sheer politeness... ...and all of a sudden she hates your guts.
Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache... suddenly she's not your friend anymore?
I made a genuine compliment about a co-workers mustache I don't know why she made such a big deal about it to HR.
People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks.
How are lesbians and walruses different? One has a mustache and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus.
I just complimented someone’s mustache and suddenly I’m not friends with her anymore. :(
At first I wasn’t sure if I liked the mustache But it’s growing on me.
Accidentally told a joke at work today
Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.
Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"
booskado247: "It's growing on me."
Accidental Comedian strikes again!
I shaved my mustache after having kept it for a few years I hated the way I looked at first, but it's growing on me.
Conpliment someone on their mustache .... And suddenly she won't talk to you.
I complimented someone for their amazing mustache. I don't understand why she threw a fit though.
How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account.
Having an Asian wife is like having a mustache... Everyone assumes that you molest children.
I was walking down the street, and some guy came up to me and shaved off my mustache! He stole it from right under my nose!
When is the only right time to slap an ugly woman? When her mustache is on fire.
An Eskimo goes to the mechanic the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal." and the Eskimo says "No, that's just frost on my mustache."
Nice mustache! ...oh. I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore..
I hate when you compliment on their mustache... ..and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Women are like the police Once they've settled on a partner they eat a lot of donuts and then grow a mustache
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, And then suddenly she's not your friend anymore...
I haven't shaved my mustache since the lockdown begun... And it's kind of growing on me.
My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, "Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, And suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
I hated the way I looked after I shaved my mustache... But then it started growing on me.
There’s a knock at the door
The butler goes and answers the door
“Sir, there’s a man at the door with a mustache.”
“I’m not interested, tell him I’ve already got one!”
What's the difference between a walrus and a feminist? One has got a mustache and smells like fish. The other one is a fu**ing walrus.
Playing long con with mustache
I'm growing a mustache for November. Whenever I'm asked about it, I say how much I hate it. When I get asked why I still have it in a few weeks, I'm going to say "it's growing on me."
Maybe this was more /r/dadjokes.
I wasn't so sure about having a mustache... ...but it's growing on me.
My wife said my mustache brought out my personality.
I replied, “Yeah, it’s growing on me”
(Thought of this one right before sleep, I’ll check on it in the morning)
We should all make a joke togeather And start wearing Adolf's legendary mustache
In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, I chopped off my mustache to reduce the amount I’m subconsciously touching my face. I decided better shave than sorry.