The Funniest Jokes

Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide this morning Imagine how surprised he must have been.

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*Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working

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*Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working

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*Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working

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If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

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If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

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If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

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Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools. Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Edit: Sorry.

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If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

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If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

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If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

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Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis

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Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis

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Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis

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Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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If Facebook buys Gmail, instead of 'mark as read' the feature will be called, 'Mark has read'.

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I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.

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A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.

Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

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A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.

Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

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A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.

Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.

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My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.

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My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.

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My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.

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My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.

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R Kelly is really changing the rap game He takes the art out of rap artist

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R Kelly is really changing the rap game He takes the art out of rap artist

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R Kelly is really changing the rap game He takes the art out of rap artist

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R Kelly is really changing the rap game He takes the art out of rap artist

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R Kelly is really changing the rap game He takes the art out of rap artist

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you... “School” is my answer

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As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you... “School” is my answer

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As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you... “School” is my answer

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I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number. I told her we use names here.

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I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number. I told her we use names here.

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I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number. I told her we use names here.

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I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number. I told her we use names here.

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If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM"

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A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Cop: You are the lawyer.

Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

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A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Cop: You are the lawyer.

Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

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A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Cop: You are the lawyer.

Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

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A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Cop: You are the lawyer.

Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

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A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Cop: You are the lawyer.

Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

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If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

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If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

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If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

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If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction.

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If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction.

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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

R.I.P inbox.

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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

R.I.P inbox.

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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

R.I.P inbox.

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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

R.I.P inbox.

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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

R.I.P inbox.

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My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

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My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

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My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

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My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

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My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France.

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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France.

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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France.

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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France.

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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context." Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."

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