How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol? Invite two of them.
How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all the beer at your party? Invite a second Mormon.
How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? Invite two of them!!
Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? Because 36 is just too many.
How do you keep a mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite 2 mormons
Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 35? 36 would be just too many.
Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet.
I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed.
What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness and a Mormon? I have no idea but I can’t get him off my porch
What do you call an alcoholic Mormon? An oxymormon
Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride.
When you go on a fishing trip with a Mormon, how do you keep him from drinking all of your beer? You invite another Mormon.
What do you call a man who has 5 dishwashers? A Mormon.
What do you call a Mormon climber? A Ladder Day Saint.
Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position.
How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you.
What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day.
How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons.
Have you heard about the Mormon drag queen? She is Polly Glamorous
How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? You invite two of them.
What’s the opposite of a Mormon? An oxymormon.
What do you call a rational scientific Mormon? An Oxymormon
Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 38? Because 39 is just too many.
What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an atheist? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason.
First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a mormon I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me.
Where can you find a mormon horse? Salt Lick City.
Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University
What do you call a Mormon gynecologist? A Box Elder.
What has more minivans than a dealership? A Mormon church parking lot....
Why can't you take a Mormon speed dating? He'll start pushing all the tables together.
What did the Frat boy say when the Mormon handed him a piece of paper? Bro sure.
Woman opens the door to find a pair of Mormon missionaries on the porch...
Missionaries: Have you heard of the Prophet Joseph Smith?
Woman: Yes, that's why I'm not Mormon anymore.
The Mormon Prophet has banned Tomb Raider games... ...apparently they have fake Native American history in them that doesn't revolve around Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel.
Did you hear about the new movement in the Mormon church? #MeThree
What's a Mormon's favorite treat? Ding Dongs
I couldn't be a Mormon even if I wanted to. My parents weren't related at all.
What's the difference between a moron and a Mormon? One of them *gets it.*