What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself.
How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you.
What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an atheist? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason.
First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a mormon I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me.
A Mormon president would face the most difficult issue any president has. Deciding who's the First Lady, who's the Second Lady, and who's the Third Lady.
Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University
I got really excited when girlfriend asked me to do some edging around her flower garden Unfortunately her Mormon summer camp experiences were different than mine.
Why did the Mormon elder get in trouble for dating twenty nine year olds? I mean, there was twenty of them....
So Obama calls Romney.... And says, I got good news and bad news. Romney says "What is it?" Obama says "Well the good news is I think it's time for a Mormon president." "That's great Barack! What's the bad news?" Obama chuckles and says "My baptism is next Sunday"
What's the difference between a Catholic wedding and a Mormon wedding? At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Mormon wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
The Mormon Prophet has banned Tomb Raider games... ...apparently they have fake Native American history in them that doesn't revolve around Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel.
What’s the difference between a Pulitzer Prize winning author and a carpenter from Salt Lake City? One is Norman Mailer and the other is a Mormon Nailer.
Woman opens the door to find a pair of Mormon missionaries on the porch...
Missionaries: Have you heard of the Prophet Joseph Smith?
Woman: Yes, that's why I'm not Mormon anymore.
Someone threw a Holy Book of Mormon at me and it missed.
That joke went over my head
(Mormons reading this, I'm making fun of the book, not of you. Please don't be offended. It's ok. You can laugh.)
The Jews have a rich history of Jewish stand up comedians, Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, Sarah Silverman, Don Rickles, Henny Youngman. Can you imagine if Henny Youngman was mormon?
Take my wives, please
What's the difference between a Mormon missionary and a Soviet Lada? You can close the door on a missionary.
What do you call it when the church of Latter Day Saints invades an area? The Mormon conquest.
A Mormon brags to his friends about spending $5,000 on each of his two wives for Christmas... "Wasn't that big of me?"
If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon
Benefits of coffee A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."