I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
What do you call an emo accapella group? Self harmony.
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board
I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?
And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
My bald dad commented on my hair earlier.
He said I had hair like an emo.
He wasn’t too happy when I said he had hair like a chemo.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The emo is stopped by the rope.
Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? You cut the rope
I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself.
I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.
What did the impatient emo do at the supermarket? Cut in line.
[Dark Humor] A leaf and an emo falls off a tree. Who hits the ground first? A leaf, because rope stops emo.
What do you call a emo acapella group? Self harmony
I wish grass was emo... ...then it would cut itself.
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I love playing chess with bald men in the park,
but it's hard to find 32 of them.
An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree...
they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The emo got caught by the rope.
What do you call a council of Emo's? A cutting board.
What do you call an emo a cappella group? Self Harmony
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope...
What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard? Emo grass. Cuz it cuts itself.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:(
I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself.
This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose nude for a magazine
I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
I wish my hair was like an emo kid So, it would cut itself
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
what do you call an emo acapella group?
Edit: sorry about the repost, I honestly didn't see it last week and saw it on Yik Yak
What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.
Says the emo-candle ...
Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle:
Wanna go out with me?
What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their shaved heads Oh wait, that's the chemo kids
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line.
How many emo teens does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather sit in a dark corner and cry.
What kind of grass is the best kind of grass? Emo grass since it cuts itself
Did you hear about the new "emo" grass? People love it because it cuts itself.
I just bought some of that new Emo grass. It’s fantastic as it cuts itself!
What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon
Emo grass is the best to have for your lawn It will cut itself
They just started a new Emo club at my school Unfortunately though, I didn't make the cut
I really love my emo grass. It cuts itself
Why did the emo have two rulers and a razor blade? So he could measure twice and cut once.
What does aa emo Henny Youngman say? Take my life... please.
Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco
There was once an emo kid who gave nonstop wedgies. We called him a Wedgelord.
I'd love to have emo hair so it would cut itself!
What's the best joke you ever heard? For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.