An emo and an apple fall out of a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, the emo is stopped by the rope.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The emo is stopped by the rope.
[Dark Humor] A leaf and an emo falls off a tree. Who hits the ground first? A leaf, because rope stops emo.
An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree...
they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The emo got caught by the rope.
An emo girl and a leaf fall out of a tree
Who hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the rope catches the emo
what do you call an emo acapella group?
Edit: sorry about the repost, I honestly didn't see it last week and saw it on Yik Yak
I was walking past a construction site and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo...
...in morse code.
[Credit goes to Emo Phillips]
I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their shaved heads Oh wait, that's the chemo kids
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
I went to the bakery and asked for Emo Cake...
Baker: Emo cake? Whats that?
Me: It's cake that cuts itself...
An emo and a fruit both fall from a tree. Who reaches the ground first? The fruit, because the rope stopped the emo.
How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb? You don't, you just let them sit and cry in the dark.
Quarantine is feeling more and more like highschool in the 00's We’re all day dreaming about how to get out of the house, no one has any standards around booz consumption, and emo culture is at an all time high.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I shouted, 'Get off me, you two!'
- Emo Philips
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree what falls first? The leaf because the emo was stopped by the rope
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, the rope stopped the emo
A Emo and a leaf fall off a tree witch one hits the ground 1st? The leaf, A rope stops the Emo
Did you hear about the girl who wasn't accepted into the emo club? She couldn't make the cut.
When I was in School this emo girl was caught jacking off her boyfriend. Whether it be in the lunchroom, the classroom, the bathroom, etc. She always was jacking him off. Last I heard the girl got expelled and the guy got off.
Zack Snyder's DCEU movies resemble emo teens a little bit too much.
Dark, devoid of fun, sometimes cringy and cuts everywhere.
Sometimes they even cut something very important.
I asked a emo girl out yesterday but got turned down. She's probably just waiting for her prince harming.
Emo Friend Is Bad At Shaving
My emo friend is really bad at shaving.
Whenever he shaves, it always cuts his skin.
I don't know why he shaves his wrists though.
Help! I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was convert my normal rap playlist into an emo rap playlist. Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep.
Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.
Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, weirdo.
(Shout out to Emo Philips)