I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
What do you call an emo accapella group? Self harmony.
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board
I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?
And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
My bald dad commented on my hair earlier.
He said I had hair like an emo.
He wasn’t too happy when I said he had hair like a chemo.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The emo is stopped by the rope.
Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? You cut the rope
I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself.
I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.
What did the impatient emo do at the supermarket? Cut in line.
[Dark Humor] A leaf and an emo falls off a tree. Who hits the ground first? A leaf, because rope stops emo.
What do you call a emo acapella group? Self harmony
I wish grass was emo... ...then it would cut itself.
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I love playing chess with bald men in the park,
but it's hard to find 32 of them.
An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree...
they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The emo got caught by the rope.
What do you call a council of Emo's? A cutting board.
What do you call an emo a cappella group? Self Harmony
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope...
What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard? Emo grass. Cuz it cuts itself.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:(
I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself.
This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose nude for a magazine
I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
I wish my hair was like an emo kid So, it would cut itself
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
what do you call an emo acapella group?
Edit: sorry about the repost, I honestly didn't see it last week and saw it on Yik Yak
What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.
What do you call a major advancement made by an emo? Cutting edge technology.
Says the emo-candle ...
Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle:
Wanna go out with me?
How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr
I wish my grass... was emo so it could cut itself
What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their shaved heads Oh wait, that's the chemo kids
Apparently I wasn't accepted to the local emo club. ...They said I wasn't cut out for it.
What kind of coffee do Emo's drink? Depresso's
How many emo teens does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather sit in a dark corner and cry.
Emo grass is the best to have for your lawn It will cut itself
What kind of grass is the best kind of grass? Emo grass since it cuts itself
They just started a new Emo club at my school Unfortunately though, I didn't make the cut
I really love my emo grass. It cuts itself
I just bought some of that new Emo grass. It’s fantastic as it cuts itself!
Why do you always high five the emo kid? You can't leave them hanging...
Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco
I'd love to have emo hair so it would cut itself!
What's it called when you look back on your emo phase and cringe? PTxD
What is an emo girlfriend's favorite toy? A bae-blade
What do you call an emo kid that’s big on theatrics? A shoggoth
Me and you are like an emo kid and a rope... We hung out once and then it all ended.
How do emo people support themselves? With a rope
Why was the Emo kicked out of the convention? Because he was cutting in line
What do you call it when you look back on your emo phase and cringe? PTXD
What do you get when you look back at your old emo days? PTXD.
What is an emo's favourite keyboard shortcut? Ctrl-X.
What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon
How many Emo's does it take to change a light bulb?
They just sit in the dark and cry about it.
What do you call an emo kid who's in a wheelchair? An edgetable
I invited this woman back to my place. She says, "Do you have cable?"
I said, "I'm sure the rope will be plenty strong enough to hold you..."
What the difference between a cat and an emo? The cat still has 8 other lives.
What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony
I wish my lawn was emo... So it would just cut itself.
What do you call a Alaskan Emo Butcher? A cold cutter
What do you call an emo OC? A Mary Su-icide.
What do you call an emo italian person? A pizza cutter
A few weeks ago, my emo friend told me his heart was hurting. So, I told him to cut it out. Haven't seen him for a while.
I wish my lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself.
How to make Emo Cupcakes
What You'll need:
What's an emo's favorite musical instrument? The forearm violin.
I wish my lawn was emo so it could cut itself
What do you call a emo pickle? Suicidill
People think that having long hair and bangs is emo. I think its more appropriate to cut it.
What do you call an emo dating site? Me-HARMony
There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery Her first page was /Wrists
Did you hear about the emo who appealed for admission into Harvard? He didn't make the cut
Emo grass It cuts its self
Have you seen the emo girl? She went to a Forever 21 and she hasn't been scene in weeks!
why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself
What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.