Emo Jokes

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Funniest Emo Jokes

I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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What do you call an emo accapella group? Self harmony.

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What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board

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I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

(Emo Philips)

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My bald dad commented on my hair earlier. He said I had hair like an emo.

He wasn’t too happy when I said he had hair like a chemo.

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A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside.

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What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus

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An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The leaf.

The emo is stopped by the rope.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.

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How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? You cut the rope

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I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself.

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I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.

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What did the impatient emo do at the supermarket? Cut in line.

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[Dark Humor] A leaf and an emo falls off a tree. Who hits the ground first? A leaf, because rope stops emo.

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What do you call a emo acapella group? Self harmony

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I wish grass was emo... ...then it would cut itself.

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I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.

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I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them.

-Emo Phillips

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An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree... they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf.
The emo got caught by the rope.

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What do you call a council of Emo's? A cutting board.

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What do you call an emo a cappella group? Self Harmony

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope...

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What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard? Emo grass. Cuz it cuts itself.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:(

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I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself.

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This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose nude for a magazine I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!

-Emo Philips

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I wish my hair was like an emo kid So, it would cut itself

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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what do you call an emo acapella group? Self Harmony

Edit: sorry about the repost, I honestly didn't see it last week and saw it on Yik Yak

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What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.

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I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their shaved heads Oh wait, that's the chemo kids

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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line.

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Apparently I wasn't accepted to the local emo club. ...They said I wasn't cut out for it.

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How many emo teens does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather sit in a dark corner and cry.

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A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What kind of grass is the best kind of grass? Emo grass since it cuts itself

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I just bought some of that new Emo grass. It’s fantastic as it cuts itself!

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What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon

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Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco

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New Emo Jokes

An emo and a fruit both fall from a tree. Who reaches the ground first? The fruit, because the rope stopped the emo.

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What did the emo kid want for christmas? A shaving kit.

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Emo grass is the best to have for your lawn It will cut itself

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They just started a new Emo club at my school Unfortunately though, I didn't make the cut

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I really love my emo grass. It cuts itself

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Why did the emo have two rulers and a razor blade? So he could measure twice and cut once.

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What does aa emo Henny Youngman say? Take my life... please.

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There was once an emo kid who gave nonstop wedgies. We called him a Wedgelord.

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I'd love to have emo hair so it would cut itself!

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I invited this woman back to my place. She says, "Do you have cable?" I said, "I'm sure the rope will be plenty strong enough to hold you..."

-Emo Phillips

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions? An emo-g 🙇

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