Hilarious Emo Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Emo Jokes

I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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What do you call an emo accapella group? Self harmony.

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What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board

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I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

(Emo Philips)

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My bald dad commented on my hair earlier. He said I had hair like an emo.

He wasn’t too happy when I said he had hair like a chemo.

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A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside.

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What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus

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An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The leaf.

The emo is stopped by the rope.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.

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How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? You cut the rope

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I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself.

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I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.

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What did the impatient emo do at the supermarket? Cut in line.

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[Dark Humor] A leaf and an emo falls off a tree. Who hits the ground first? A leaf, because rope stops emo.

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What do you call a emo acapella group? Self harmony

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I wish grass was emo... ...then it would cut itself.

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I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.

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I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them.

-Emo Phillips

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An emo and a leaf were sitting at the top of a tree... they both fall off at the same time? Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf.
The emo got caught by the rope.

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What do you call a council of Emo's? A cutting board.

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What do you call an emo a cappella group? Self Harmony

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope...

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What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard? Emo grass. Cuz it cuts itself.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:(

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I wish my grass was more emo. Then it would cut itself.

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This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose nude for a magazine I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!

-Emo Philips

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I wish my hair was like an emo kid So, it would cut itself

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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what do you call an emo acapella group? Self Harmony

Edit: sorry about the repost, I honestly didn't see it last week and saw it on Yik Yak

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What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.

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What do you call a major advancement made by an emo? Cutting edge technology.

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Says the emo-candle ... Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle:
Wanna go out with me?

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How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr

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I wish my grass... was emo so it could cut itself

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What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology

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I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their shaved heads Oh wait, that's the chemo kids

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Apparently I wasn't accepted to the local emo club. ...They said I wasn't cut out for it.

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What kind of coffee do Emo's drink? Depresso's

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How many emo teens does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather sit in a dark corner and cry.

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New Emo Jokes

Emo grass is the best to have for your lawn It will cut itself

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What kind of grass is the best kind of grass? Emo grass since it cuts itself

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They just started a new Emo club at my school Unfortunately though, I didn't make the cut

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I really love my emo grass. It cuts itself

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I just bought some of that new Emo grass. It’s fantastic as it cuts itself!

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Why do you always high five the emo kid? You can't leave them hanging...

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Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco

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I'd love to have emo hair so it would cut itself!

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What's it called when you look back on your emo phase and cringe? PTxD

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What is an emo girlfriend's favorite toy? A bae-blade

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What do you call an emo kid that’s big on theatrics? A shoggoth

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Me and you are like an emo kid and a rope... We hung out once and then it all ended.

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How do emo people support themselves? With a rope

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Why was the Emo kicked out of the convention? Because he was cutting in line

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What do you call it when you look back on your emo phase and cringe? PTXD

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What do you get when you look back at your old emo days? PTXD.

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What is an emo's favourite keyboard shortcut? Ctrl-X.

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What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon

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How many Emo's does it take to change a light bulb? None.

They just sit in the dark and cry about it.

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What do you call an emo kid who's in a wheelchair? An edgetable

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I invited this woman back to my place. She says, "Do you have cable?" I said, "I'm sure the rope will be plenty strong enough to hold you..."

-Emo Phillips

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What the difference between a cat and an emo? The cat still has 8 other lives.

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What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony

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I wish my lawn was emo... So it would just cut itself.

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What do you call a Alaskan Emo Butcher? A cold cutter

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What do you call an emo OC? A Mary Su-icide.

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What do you call an emo italian person? A pizza cutter

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A few weeks ago, my emo friend told me his heart was hurting. So, I told him to cut it out. Haven't seen him for a while.

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I wish my lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself.

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How to make Emo Cupcakes What You'll need:

Cupcake Tray

An oven

Milk

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Sugar

We're

Going

Down

Swingin'

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What's an emo's favorite musical instrument? The forearm violin.

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I wish my lawn was emo so it could cut itself

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What do you call a emo pickle? Suicidill

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People think that having long hair and bangs is emo. I think its more appropriate to cut it.

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What do you call an emo dating site? Me-HARMony

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There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery Her first page was /Wrists

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Did you hear about the emo who appealed for admission into Harvard? He didn't make the cut

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Emo grass It cuts its self

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Have you seen the emo girl? She went to a Forever 21 and she hasn't been scene in weeks!

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why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself

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What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.

Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.

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