Gujarati needs plastic surgery
One gujarati 'fell down the stairs' and broke his face. Doctors said he needed to get plastic surgery. So he goes to plastic surgeon.
"How much?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at his face and says "2 million"
"Oh no, that is too high. I have mouths to feed, sisters and mother depend on me."
Doctor reconsiders... say "Okay, for your families sake, lets say 1.75 million".
"What? You call that a reduction? Make it 1.25 million"
"I dont know why I am even doing this... but okay 1.5 million" Says the doctor.
"1.5 million for everything?" asks the gujarati.
"Yep all in." says the doctor.
"Okay then. Now tell me, how much will you go down if *i* bring the plastic?"