It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
What do you call a sexist Masseuse?
It's an awful joke I came up with last night and couldn't stop giggling thinking about it.
I was told by a female friend that I was being sexist and should look at things from a woman's perspective more often But I can't see very much from my kitchen window
Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter.
A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"
I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses.
A comedian was getting attacked for his routine being too sexist So, he replaced the word "women" with "white, rich, republican women". The audience stopped complaining.
My favorite winter Olympic sport is women’s curling... Because it’s the one time every four years I can yell, “sweep harder” at a woman, and no one thinks it’s because I’m a sexist pig.
I am not a sexist but... female mosquitos don't belong in a workplace. They the suck the life right out of you.
You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.
Today a woman called me "the most sexist man she'd ever met" When will these dumb broads understand that "sexiest" is spelled with two E's and not one?
What did the sexist man say when his girlfriend asked for his coat? If you can't stand the cold, stay in the kitchen.
Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal.
It's International Women's Day today. I guess I should make some sort of sexist joke. I'll have to simplify it for the women.
Society is so sexist
When a guy sleeps around with many women, he's called a jock.
When a woman sleeps around with many men, she's called your Mom.
Some people play the sexist card. Some people play the racist card. Guess what my wife plays? My credit card.
Need a joke to tell my Public Speaking class this Monday.. Can be as crude as you want, but no racist or sexist jokes.
What are the simularities in between a sexist man and a slave owner Somebody is making the sandwich, and it isnt gonna be them
If I had a dollar for every time this female coworker said something sexist in the office. I wouldn't feel surprised for receiving the credit and compensation for her ideas.
I'm not sexist i swear.
Why don't wemen need a watch?
Because they already have pne on the oven.
A sexist man went to the phychologist.
Phychologist: The first thing you have to do is to accept who you are.
Man: I don't need a woman to tell me that!
Phychologist: Ok, next step.
Warning - Sexist joke: Women like strong muscular men because on a primal level those men make them feel protected....... From having to do anything on their own.
Iron Man is sexist The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.
My friends tell me that my jokes are too sexist. I tell them thats all I have. Without my sexist jokes, I am completely useless. Kind of like a woman
The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable.
I'm a female who lives alone. This sexist guy in a blue uniform thinks I can't handle myself. He comes to my house every morning, knocks on my door, and says "The male's here!"
Sexist jokes. Why did the female cross the road? I DONT KNOW BUT WHAT WAS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN! XD or how about this one: A man hits a woman with his car whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen? HAHHAAAAAH
So a racist pig, a sexist idiot, and a pot-smoking socialist run for president. I am so sorry America. There is no happy ending here.