My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during WW2 He was the shittiest mechanic the luftwaffe had.
Why do the french have windows at the rear end of their tanks during WW2? So they can see the battlefield
My grandpa destroyed 38 planes in WW2, killed 58 Germans. Literally the worst mechanic of the Luftwaffe
My grandad killed 50 German pilots in WW2 He wasn't a very skilled mechanic.
Selling a french WW2 rifle Never fired, only dropped once.
I have a French WW2 rifle for sale Never been fired, only dropped once.
My grand father fought in WW2. Whenever I bring it up, he says he never wants to talk about it again. What a sore loser
So a French WW2 rifle came up for sale at an auction, the description read... French rifle, never used, dropped once.
Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out
Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian.
Selling French WW2 Rifle in great condition. It has never been fired only dropped once.
During WW2 my grandad downed over 35 German planes... He still holds the record as the worst mechanic in Luftwaffe history.
Post-WW2 Soviet joke
\- Who is your mother?
\- Our great Soviet state!
\- Who is your father?
\- Our dear comrade Stalin!
\- What's your dream?
\- Becoming an orphan!
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2. Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
What do you call a blind German man in ww2
A not see
(From my German dad)
Or would this be better in dad jokes
The fascist, the coward, and the yellow monkey were what the US call their enemy in WW2... ... now that is what they call their president.
My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again.
Why didn't the Soviet Union join WW2 until 1941? They were using Stalin-tactics
What do you call a German stealth WW2 submarine? A not see you boat.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good... ...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.
My grandfather served in WW2 during the liberation of France
One day I asked him “ Did you ever kill anybody?”.
He goes silent, looked me deep in the eyes and said “probably, I was the cook”
How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2? Norse code
How did Germany raise its GDP pc. during WW2? Reduce the capita
What's Long and Hard and full of seamen? The Pacific theatre of WW2!
What does an American ww2 veteran say when you ask him if he wants some tea? Sherman tanks!
My grandfather was his army battalion's mime during WW2. He doesn't like to talk about it.
Did you know that a hand sanitizer is much more effective than the allies in WW2? A hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of the germs in only 15 seconds.
My great grandfather sunk 5 U-boats in ww2 Easily the worst captain the kriegsmarine had
Japan was devastated when the US bombed them in WW2 But everything is Okay-nowa
French tanks in WW2 have special features They have side mirrors so they can see the Germans when escaping.
How do you call a german barber during ww2 Herr styler
My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed german planes in Ww2 still to this date holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
My great grandfather fell in a battle during ww2 But he stood up
My grandad accidently bit his own tongue off during WW2 He never talks about it though
What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill
What do you call a basketball playing WW2 war veteran Dunk-Kirk
Where Did Lieutenant Paul Armstrong Go During The Bomb Strikes In WW2 Everywhere.
I was going to buy a new Volkswagen but my Grandpa got angry at me because of what happened to him during WW2. Apparently, during WW2 my Grandpa had a succession of highly unreliable German cars.
How does the French Military advertise its surplus WW2 rifles? “Brand new, only been thrown onto the ground once.”
My grandpa was a WW2 veteran. He destroyed four planes and killed twelve men in one day. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had.
In WW2 Germany and Japan worked on a tank together They called it the Japanzer
What did German troops play during WW2? Nazee!