My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during WW2 He was the shittiest mechanic the luftwaffe had.
My grandfather was responsible for the downing of over 30 enemy aircrafts during WW2 And still to this day, the Luftwaffe considers him the worst mechanic they've ever had.
So a French WW2 rifle came up for sale at an auction, the description read... French rifle, never used, dropped once.
What do you call a blind German man in ww2
A not see
(From my German dad)
Or would this be better in dad jokes
That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good... ...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.
Germany: Do you like chicken?
Germany: Do you like curry?
Germany: Then you won't like what I did
England: Did you make curry chicken?
Germany: No I invaded Poland
Just finished watching WW2 in colour.. Cant wait for season 3, says it's coming out in the near future.
My grandfather served in WW2 during the liberation of France
One day I asked him “ Did you ever kill anybody?”.
He goes silent, looked me deep in the eyes and said “probably, I was the cook”
My grandpa was a WW2 veteran. He destroyed four planes and killed twelve men in one day. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had.
How does the French Military advertise its surplus WW2 rifles? “Brand new, only been thrown onto the ground once.”
TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub.
French tanks in WW2 have special features They have side mirrors so they can see the Germans when escaping.
when two German agents walk into the pub in London during WW2
, and one of them said to the waiter:
\- Two martini please.
\- Nein! Zwei!
Hitler was a pretty good leader He killed a dictator that killed and tortured millions of people that then ended WW2
In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb.
"Show me your's and I'll show you mine"... She proceed's to take off her clothes... ...I proceed to show her my WW2 cr38 anti-personnel mine.
Grandpa story from WW2
A: Grandpa, tell me about WW2.
B: It was tough, SS captured us and gave us 2 choices. Rape or death.
A: What did they do to you?
B: They killed me.
My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed german planes in Ww2 still to this date holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's 2017 WW2 beach epic... "No thanks, I've done Kirk"
my grandpa, a ww2 vet, returned from the war with one arm. we still don't know who's arm this is
The true reason behind why Germany 's government aid artist in time of crisis
Because they have seen what an artist from Austria was capable of during the great recession.
P.s go read some ww2 history if u dont get it
I'm really sad right now my grandpa died in a WW2 concentration camp. Poor guy fell off the tower
My husband was playing COD WW2 when he says "Why don't these dumbasses place their mines? " I said they must be out their damn mines.
An old WW2 Joke from Germany I finally got myself a Hitler portrait. I just don't know if I should hang it or put it against the wall!
I was going to buy a new Volkswagen but my Grandpa got angry at me because of what happened to him during WW2. Apparently, during WW2 my Grandpa had a succession of highly unreliable German cars.
A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe.