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Funniest Snowman Jokes
My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?" I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.
Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming.
What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming
What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store? Picking his nose
What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack? The abdominable snowman
Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town.
What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs
Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
It takes too long to hollow out her head.
(I got this one from my uncle)
I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.
Why was the snowman smiling? ...he saw a snowblower coming up the street.
One snowman says to the other snowman, "do you smell carrots?"
I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snowblower was coming.
Do you know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head!
What's the difference between snowman and snowWoman? ...Snowballs.
It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you.
Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He heard a snowblower coming.
Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking? Every time he went out he got plowed.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
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Snowballs :)
What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti.
What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve? Brrrrrritos
What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Does it smell like carrots to you?
Why can't you trust a snowman? Because they're all a bunch of flakes
Why was the snowman freaking out? He was having a meltdown.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen? Snowballs
Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted? He was a snowbody.
Why was the snowman excited? He heard the snowblower was coming!
How do you tell the difference between a snowman & snowoman? Snowballs
What kind of escorts does a snowman hire? Frostitutes
Whats the difference between snowman and snowwomen? Snowballs.
What did the snowman want for Christmas? A snowblower.
What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow? Peeter
Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen.