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Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.
My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?" I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.
Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming.
What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming
What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store? Picking his nose
What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack? The abdominable snowman
Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town.
What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs
Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
It takes too long to hollow out her head.
(I got this one from my uncle)
I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.
Why was the snowman smiling? ...he saw a snowblower coming up the street.
One snowman says to the other snowman, "do you smell carrots?"
I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snowblower was coming.
Do you know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head!
What's the difference between snowman and snowWoman? ...Snowballs.
It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you.
Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He heard a snowblower coming.
Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking? Every time he went out he got plowed.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
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Snowballs :)
What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti.
What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve? Brrrrrritos
What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Does it smell like carrots to you?
Why can't you trust a snowman? Because they're all a bunch of flakes
Why was the snowman freaking out? He was having a meltdown.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen? Snowballs
Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted? He was a snowbody.
Why was the snowman excited? He heard the snowblower was coming!
How do you tell the difference between a snowman & snowoman? Snowballs
What kind of escorts does a snowman hire? Frostitutes
Whats the difference between snowman and snowwomen? Snowballs.
What did the snowman want for Christmas? A snowblower.
What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow? Peeter
Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Sno'varies.
What does a snowman with a mental illness have? Icebergers
One snowman looks at another snowman and says... “You know what? I do smell carrots.”
Heard this from a waiter at dinner tonight.
Hey baby, my name is Olaf...like the snowman. Mind if I melt inside you?
Five star restaurant I am laughing out loud right now hahaj
What happened to the man that got bitten by a snowman? He got frostbite.
What did the snowman said to the other snowman? It smells like carrots.
What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman
My 8 year old cousin asked me if I wanted to hear a joke
Amanda: "I want to tell you a joke. Okay:
A snowman wants to go on vacation.
He wants to go to Chile because he thinks it will be chilly--BUT--he actually lands in a bowl of chilli.
Then he dies."
What do you call a Yeti that enjoys crunchs? The Abdominal Snowman
What do you call a body building winter snow creature? an abdominal snowman
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman? Can you smell Carrots?
Why is the snowman happy? Because he knows the snow blower is coming
Why was the snowman so upset? Because somebody had stolen his nose and the police didn't carrot all!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomam? Snowballs
What did the Christmas tree say to the snowman? Christmas trees don't talk.
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