Real Estate Jokes

Funny Real Estate Jokes
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What does a british real estate agent care most about? His proper tea

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Women are always impressed when I tell them I work in real estate. And to think, my friends almost talked me out of becoming a grave digger!

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I’m moving to California to become a real estate agent... I heard the market is on fire!!!

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What do you call a detective in the real estate business? Sherlock Homes

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Donald Trump is an amazing real estate investor. His New York properties are so hot right now!

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What's important to remember when buying real estate in Japan? Look Asian, look Asian, look Asian.

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Real estate is affordable .... that's the joke

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Can you make me some good real estate jokes? I have some clients in real estate that I'll be seeing soon. Can you give me a list of jokes I could use on them? Something like, "What did one home for sale say to the other?"

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The price of real estate in my neighbourhood has become so expensive only cats can afford it. You need 9 lives to pay it off.

Ps - should this be in /showerthoughts?

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I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea.

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You can tell Donald Trump is a real estate developer Because he constantly digs himself into giant holes

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Excuse me, are you a booming real estate property? because I'm about to pump my liquid assets into you

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What do you call a detective who is also a real estate agent? Sherlock Homes

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Real estate available on Guantanamo Bay! Don't worry about rent - Boarding is free!

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Honestly, im glad Trump became president, crime dropped his first day on the job. Real estate fraud worldwide dropped within 24 hours

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What does an amateur Mexican real estate agent say to his clients.? Hey look, homes

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Why did the Real Estate Agent fail to sell the house next to a horse stable? Because his clients were worried about the neigh-bors.

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You can't trust real estate developers. They're always busy with plots and schemes.

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A real estate investor was surprised to see all of his houses had been broken into. After all, he is the world’s best theft detective. If there’s one thing he does best , it’s that he Sherlocks Holmes

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real estate joke what kind of house does chuck norris own?

>! a roundhouse !<

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I want to be a horticulturalist and a real estate agent. That way I can be both a grower and a shower.

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You know what they say about location in real estate? Not much but they say it three times.

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I want to get my real estate license and never ever ever tell anyone... That way I can be a secret agent.

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I just got a great deal on some real estate in California. It was a fire sale!

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How do you make a small fortune in real estate? Give Donald Trump a large fortune.

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As someone who invested in real estate last year.. I appreciate depreciation.

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Why do members of the LGBTQ community invest in commercial real estate as opposed to residential? Because commercial real estate is non binary

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They say NYC real estate prices are going back to where they we re 10 years ago because of Corona. They're already so low, my Mexican neighbor just lost 6 roommates.

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A man wants to buy a old house, but is unsure whether he should He says to the real estate agent "My friend said that people have died here many times... is this true?"

The real estate agent replies "no. people here only die once. not many times."

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Did you hear the one about the real estate agent who caters to repressed homosexuals? They specialize in finding homes with lots of closet space.

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Why did the real estate agent buy a skateboard? So they could flip it.

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There are so many Amazon packages in the air during any given time that... ...airspace is Prime real estate.

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