Goofy Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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Whenever my boss asks, "Having fun yet?" I say, "Are you kidding, this is my Disneyland!"

because my boss is a rat, my co-workers are goofy and this is a Mickey Mouse operation.

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Funny Goofy Jokes
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What did Goofy say when he got shot in the nuts by a soccer ball? F’yuck

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What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with his hands and makes goofy noises, and the other one can't hear.

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You probably think that Goofy is a nice guy, and he really is. But just don't mess with his friends or he will hyuck you up.

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If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be? Gawrsh Brooks

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I auditioned for the role of Mickey Mouse but I didn't get the part. The director said I was too Goofy

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what do you call a goofy yak that's allergic to gluten? celiac silly yak

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What did Goofy proclaim when his girlfriend was in bed with another man That's fine, I'm a Ca-Hyuck!

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Why does Goofy like oysters? He likes to a shuck a shuck!

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