My wife asked me to prepare our 4 year old ginger son for his first day at school. So I punched him & stole his lunch money.
I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
What do you call an Irish baker?
A ginger bread man.
Just came up with this. Sorry for your eyes.
I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?
Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money
What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.
My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.
I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films..,
It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked.
My wife put up with my culinary experiments until I put ginger in the curry She loved that cat.
Whats the most unrealistic part of the Harry Potter series? That a ginger has two friends at school
(not mine) I hate the Harry Potter franchise, it's too unrealistic. I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?
Two cats, one ginger and one tabby, are having a fight while I watch. Who gets hurt? Me. Oww.
I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.
The kids cried when I told them I'd put ginger in the curry I made last night They really did love that cat!
My wife was sick to the stomach when I told her I put ginger in the curry She really loved that cat
In order to put a bit of flavour in my vegan curry I put ginger in it
The neighbours bloody loved that cat but my curry was bang on!
I accidentally dropped a full two liter bottle of ginger ale onto my bare foot. Fortunately it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the great ginger ale crisis of 1995? No? I guess it must have been schwepped under the rug..
Did you hear about the red-head who shot up the Keebler elves? It’s was all chocolate chip cookies and snickerdoodles until one ginger snap.
Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?
If you have a secret, and you said "I swear, I'll never tell a soul" ... You can rest easy... And just find you a ginger friend.
A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.
Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.
So I saw a group of youths (6 in total) starting a fight with a ginger lad He did some sort of MMA combination and knock ever one of them out, turns out he was the carroty kid.
I took my 3 month old into the baby changing room at supermarket today but there was only a ginger baby there so I kept the one i've got.
I've put massive billboards up on the side of my house one says "Henry the VIII was a Fat protestant Bigamist"
and the other says "Elizabeth the 1st was an ugly ginger virgin".
Well the wife said she always wanted to live in a Mock tudor house .
I HAVE FOUND A MASSIVE LOOPHOLE IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME
How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?
Since you know.... BW is a ginger and all :)
As a ginger I always get asked if the carpets match the drapes.. You should see their face when I tell them it's hard wood
Do you know why Harry Potter is classed as a Fantasy movies?
Because the ginger (Ron) has friends.