I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas...
FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.
Edit: For those worried about the kid, it's ok. He was an adopted ginger, so no big deal.
I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
If two redheads have a child, it’s ginger-bred. Yeah I reposted this for the 6th time in six years on this sub
My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.
My girlfriend threw up when I told her I put ginger in our curry. She loved that cat.
What do you call a child with redheaded parents? Ginger-bred
I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man
What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.
I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?
What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap.
The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.
Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon.
What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter? A ginger actually had 2 friends.
What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.
What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred
What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate? The Carroty Kid.
My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me
I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films..,
It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!
I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid.
What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? Bricks get laid
What do you call an Irish millionaire? A ginger bread man.
Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked.
What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man.
What's the difference between a ginger and a vegetable? One's brain dead and the other is good for you
My husband is allergic to our cat, so I have to give him away :/ He's a sweet-natured ginger, comes when called, well-trained, and works in IT. 28 years old, answers to "Kevin".
Some say that beer is soda with soul... No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!
What do Ginger Baker and 7/11 Coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.
The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...
...they really *did* love that cat.
> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*
My girlfriend told me to get our ginger kid ready for school. So I beat him up and stole his lunch money.
A redhead had her Kia stolen... ...Now the ginger has no Soul
Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.
I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.
Why was the ginger shot? because he rearranged his letters.
Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?
A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.
Why do Elmo and Asian cuisine go so well together? Because he's a sesame ginger
Did you hear about the ginger conventions? Not a soul showed up.
What do you call a Scottish millionaire? A ginger bread man.
What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace?
*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*
I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today... I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.
I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato... Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole
What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice? Ground ginger.
Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid.
My Scottish friend doesn't take good care of his teeth He has ginger-vitis
So...if a redhead goes crazy... Is it called a ginger snap?
My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day I call him Ginger Al
What do you call a red-haired baker? Ginger bread man
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid
When Redheads go crazy... Is it called a ginger snap?
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R, and is brown? Ginger.
I once organized a ginger convention Not a soul showed up
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
What is the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid.
Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery? His friends called him the ginger bread man.
What's the mating call of a blond?
"Oh, I'm *so* drunk!"
What's the mating call of a brunette?
"Are all of the blonds gone?"
What's the mating call of a ginger?
Ginger librarians are: Well read.
I bought some shoes from a ginger Unfortunately they had no sole...
How does a ginger get a soul? He goes down to the Kia dealership and buys the new 2017 model
What do you call it when a redhead gets angry? Ginger snap.
Roses are red
Violets are green,
you are a ginger with no self-esteem
Why couldn't the ginger bread man walk? Because he had crummy legs.
What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger
What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl? You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps
When a red head goes crazy... Its a ginger snap.
Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.