Ginger Jokes

I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.

Edit: For those worried about the kid, it's ok. He was an adopted ginger, so no big deal.

I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

If two redheads have a child, it’s ginger-bred. Yeah I reposted this for the 6th time in six years on this sub

My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.

My girlfriend threw up when I told her I put ginger in our curry. She loved that cat.

What do you call a child with redheaded parents? Ginger-bred

I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?

Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap.

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon.

What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter? A ginger actually had 2 friends.

What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred

What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate? The Carroty Kid.

My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me

I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films.., It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!

I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? Bricks get laid

What do you call an Irish millionaire? A ginger bread man.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man.

Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.

Did you hear about the ginger conventions? Not a soul showed up.

Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery? His friends called him the ginger bread man.

A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

When a red head goes crazy... Its a ginger snap.

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps

What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace? Ginger Lee.

*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*