My wife asked me to prepare our 4 year old ginger son for his first day at school. So I punched him & stole his lunch money.
I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
What do you call an Irish baker?
A ginger bread man.
Just came up with this. Sorry for your eyes.
My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.
My girlfriend threw up when I told her I put ginger in our curry. She loved that cat.
I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man
What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.
They had a Ginger Lives Matter protest today There was not a soul.
I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?
What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap.
Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet
What do you call an Irish baker? A ginger bread man
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money
What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter? A ginger actually had 2 friends.
What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.
My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night I guess she liked that cat
What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred
What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate? The Carroty Kid.
My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.
I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films..,
It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!
I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased
What do you call a redhead who works at a bakery? A ginger bread man!
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
What do you call an Irish millionaire? A ginger bread man.
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid.
What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream.
What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House
Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer, he wasn't happy about it.
Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked.
What happened to the stressed out redhead? He ginger snapped
My wife put up with my culinary experiments until I put ginger in the curry She loved that cat.
Whats the most unrealistic part of the Harry Potter series? That a ginger has two friends at school
What do you call an unidentified ginger bread man? John Dough
What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man.
What do you call it when you make a redhead go insane. A ginger snap
As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.
I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day I stole it off a fat ginger kid
Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts.... turns out he was the Carroty kid.
How do ginger people make friends? I’m being serious, it’s getting kinda lonely here.
Gilligan eats the last package of cookies on the island. Ginger snaps.
(not mine) I hate the Harry Potter franchise, it's too unrealistic. I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?
Two cats, one ginger and one tabby, are having a fight while I watch. Who gets hurt? Me. Oww.
What do you call a sick redhead? A Ginger Ale
I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.
The kids cried when I told them I'd put ginger in the curry I made last night They really did love that cat!
My wife was sick to the stomach when I told her I put ginger in the curry She really loved that cat
How do you get redheads drunk? Just pour them ginger ale.
What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick? The brick can get laid
Harry potter is so unbelievable. I mean a ginger kid, with two mates.
In order to put a bit of flavour in my vegan curry I put ginger in it
The neighbours bloody loved that cat but my curry was bang on!
I accidentally dropped a full two liter bottle of ginger ale onto my bare foot. Fortunately it was a soft drink.
What do you call a family of red heads? Ginger bred
Why was the ginger shot? because he rearranged his letters.
What do you call a ginger redneck with clinical depression? Billie Irish
What happens when a red-head acquires the Infinity Gauntlet? A ginger snaps.
Did you hear about the great ginger ale crisis of 1995? No? I guess it must have been schwepped under the rug..
Did you hear about the red-head who shot up the Keebler elves? It’s was all chocolate chip cookies and snickerdoodles until one ginger snap.
I know a redheaded baker. I call him... ...the ginger bread man.
Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?
If you have a secret, and you said "I swear, I'll never tell a soul" ... You can rest easy... And just find you a ginger friend.
A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.
Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.
What do you call a ginger head that gets their revenge? Red Head Redemption
So I saw a group of youths (6 in total) starting a fight with a ginger lad He did some sort of MMA combination and knock ever one of them out, turns out he was the carroty kid.
what is ginger ale on train-tracks? ginger-rail
I took my 3 month old into the baby changing room at supermarket today but there was only a ginger baby there so I kept the one i've got.
I've put massive billboards up on the side of my house one says "Henry the VIII was a Fat protestant Bigamist"
and the other says "Elizabeth the 1st was an ugly ginger virgin".
Well the wife said she always wanted to live in a Mock tudor house .
What do you call a disease that only ginger people get? Gingervitis
I HAVE FOUND A MASSIVE LOOPHOLE IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME
How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?
Since you know.... BW is a ginger and all :)
Goodbye Ginger Bread Man, long live the Ginger Inbred Boy
As a ginger I always get asked if the carpets match the drapes.. You should see their face when I tell them it's hard wood
Why do Elmo and Asian cuisine go so well together? Because he's a sesame ginger
Did you hear about the ginger conventions? Not a soul showed up.
Do you know why Harry Potter is classed as a Fantasy movies?
Because the ginger (Ron) has friends.
What do you call a strand of ginger hair that leads you on? A red hair-ing
What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid.
Ginger kid: mom, I love you!
Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.
What do you call a Scottish millionaire? A ginger bread man.
Harry Potter is a fiction No ginger kid can have 2 real friend !
Why can’t a ginger mary someone Because he’s got no soul mate
I thought Ginger ale was supposed to be good for your stomach But I drank like 5 litres and still vomited everywhere.
What do you call a fat ginger kid with glasses? Anything, not like he'll run after you
I committed a crime while costumed like a Ginger to distract the cops It was a real Red Hairing
What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace?
*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least the brick gets laid.
What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house? A cookie cutter
Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop? For a sole
Got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands today Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on
Whata the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid.
What do you call a blind redhead? Ginger braille.
How do you make a Royal Ginger Snap With a little brown sugar
National Ginger Convention Thousands showed up but not a soul was to be found.
Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick get laid.
I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's. I call it the Stormy Daniel's.
Me, asking a ginger: “Do you read?” The ginger responds, “Why, yes I do!” Me: “Have you read Pubes?”
I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today... I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.
What’s the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter? A ginger with two friends