Ginger Jokes

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Funniest Ginger Jokes

I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.

Edit: For those worried about the kid, it's ok. He was an adopted ginger, so no big deal.

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I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

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Funny Ginger Jokes
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If two redheads have a child, it’s ginger-bred. Yeah I reposted this for the 6th time in six years on this sub

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My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.

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My girlfriend threw up when I told her I put ginger in our curry. She loved that cat.

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What do you call a child with redheaded parents? Ginger-bred

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?

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Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

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What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.

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I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

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I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?

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What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap.

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The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

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Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet

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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon.

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What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter? A ginger actually had 2 friends.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

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What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred

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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate? The Carroty Kid.

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My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.

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I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me

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I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films.., It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!

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I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased

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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? Bricks get laid

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What do you call an Irish millionaire? A ginger bread man.

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What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man.

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What happened to the stressed out redhead? He ginger snapped

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Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.

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Did you hear about the ginger conventions? Not a soul showed up.

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Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery? His friends called him the ginger bread man.

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It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

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When a red head goes crazy... Its a ginger snap.

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New Ginger Jokes

What do you call a redhead who works at a bakery? A ginger bread man!

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What do you call it when you make a redhead go insane. A ginger snap

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I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.

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Why was the ginger shot? because he rearranged his letters.

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If you have a secret, and you said "I swear, I'll never tell a soul" ... You can rest easy... And just find you a ginger friend.

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Why do Elmo and Asian cuisine go so well together? Because he's a sesame ginger

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What do you call a Scottish millionaire? A ginger bread man.

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What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace? Ginger Lee.

*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*

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What do you call a blind redhead? Ginger braille.

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I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today... I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.

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What do you call a red-haired baker? Ginger bread man

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger

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As i kid i used to enjoy dipping ginger nuts into a steaming hot cup of tea Of course you cant get away with that now a days that's called bullying.

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Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps

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Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came.

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