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My wife asked me to prepare our 4 year old ginger son for his first day at school. So I punched him & stole his lunch money.

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I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

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What do you call an Irish baker? A ginger bread man.

Just came up with this. Sorry for your eyes.

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My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.

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My girlfriend threw up when I told her I put ginger in our curry. She loved that cat.

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?

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Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

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What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.

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They had a Ginger Lives Matter protest today There was not a soul.

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I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

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I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?

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What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap.

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Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet

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What do you call an Irish baker? A ginger bread man

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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money

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What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter? A ginger actually had 2 friends.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

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My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night I guess she liked that cat

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What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred

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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate? The Carroty Kid.

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My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.

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I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films.., It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!

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I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased

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What do you call a redhead who works at a bakery? A ginger bread man!

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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

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What do you call an Irish millionaire? A ginger bread man.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream.

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What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House

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Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer, he wasn't happy about it.

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Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked.

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What happened to the stressed out redhead? He ginger snapped

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My wife put up with my culinary experiments until I put ginger in the curry She loved that cat.

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Whats the most unrealistic part of the Harry Potter series? That a ginger has two friends at school

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What do you call an unidentified ginger bread man? John Dough

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man.

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What do you call it when you make a redhead go insane. A ginger snap

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As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon.

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I got one of those anti-bullying bracelets the other day I stole it off a fat ginger kid

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Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts.... turns out he was the Carroty kid.

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How do ginger people make friends? I’m being serious, it’s getting kinda lonely here.

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Gilligan eats the last package of cookies on the island. Ginger snaps.

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(not mine) I hate the Harry Potter franchise, it's too unrealistic. I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?

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Two cats, one ginger and one tabby, are having a fight while I watch. Who gets hurt? Me. Oww.

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What do you call a sick redhead? A Ginger Ale

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I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.

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The kids cried when I told them I'd put ginger in the curry I made last night They really did love that cat!

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My wife was sick to the stomach when I told her I put ginger in the curry She really loved that cat

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How do you get redheads drunk? Just pour them ginger ale.

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What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick? The brick can get laid

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Harry potter is so unbelievable. I mean a ginger kid, with two mates.

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In order to put a bit of flavour in my vegan curry I put ginger in it .

The neighbours bloody loved that cat but my curry was bang on!

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I accidentally dropped a full two liter bottle of ginger ale onto my bare foot. Fortunately it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a family of red heads? Ginger bred

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Why was the ginger shot? because he rearranged his letters.

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What do you call a ginger redneck with clinical depression? Billie Irish

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What happens when a red-head acquires the Infinity Gauntlet? A ginger snaps.

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Did you hear about the great ginger ale crisis of 1995? No? I guess it must have been schwepped under the rug..

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Did you hear about the red-head who shot up the Keebler elves? It’s was all chocolate chip cookies and snickerdoodles until one ginger snap.

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I know a redheaded baker. I call him... ...the ginger bread man.

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Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

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If you have a secret, and you said "I swear, I'll never tell a soul" ... You can rest easy... And just find you a ginger friend.

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.

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What do you call a ginger head that gets their revenge? Red Head Redemption

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So I saw a group of youths (6 in total) starting a fight with a ginger lad He did some sort of MMA combination and knock ever one of them out, turns out he was the carroty kid.

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what is ginger ale on train-tracks? ginger-rail

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I took my 3 month old into the baby changing room at supermarket today but there was only a ginger baby there so I kept the one i've got.

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I've put massive billboards up on the side of my house one says "Henry the VIII was a Fat protestant Bigamist" and the other says "Elizabeth the 1st was an ugly ginger virgin".

Well the wife said she always wanted to live in a Mock tudor house .

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What do you call a disease that only ginger people get? Gingervitis

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I HAVE FOUND A MASSIVE LOOPHOLE IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?

Since you know.... BW is a ginger and all :)

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Goodbye Ginger Bread Man, long live the Ginger Inbred Boy

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As a ginger I always get asked if the carpets match the drapes.. You should see their face when I tell them it's hard wood

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Why do Elmo and Asian cuisine go so well together? Because he's a sesame ginger

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Did you hear about the ginger conventions? Not a soul showed up.

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Harry Potter Do you know why Harry Potter is classed as a Fantasy movies?


Because the ginger (Ron) has friends.

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What do you call a strand of ginger hair that leads you on? A red hair-ing

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What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid.

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Ginger kid Ginger kid: mom, I love you!
Mother: eee... let's just stay friends.

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What do you call a Scottish millionaire? A ginger bread man.

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Harry Potter is a fiction No ginger kid can have 2 real friend !

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Why can’t a ginger mary someone Because he’s got no soul mate

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I thought Ginger ale was supposed to be good for your stomach But I drank like 5 litres and still vomited everywhere.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid with glasses? Anything, not like he'll run after you

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I committed a crime while costumed like a Ginger to distract the cops It was a real Red Hairing

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What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace? Ginger Lee.

*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least the brick gets laid.

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What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house? A cookie cutter

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Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop? For a sole

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Got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands today Nicked it off a fat ginger kid with glasses on

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Whata the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid.

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What do you call a blind redhead? Ginger braille.

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How do you make a Royal Ginger Snap With a little brown sugar

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National Ginger Convention Thousands showed up but not a soul was to be found.

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Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick get laid.

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I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's. I call it the Stormy Daniel's.

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Me, asking a ginger: “Do you read?” The ginger responds, “Why, yes I do!” Me: “Have you read Pubes?”

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I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

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I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today... I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.

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What’s the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter? A ginger with two friends

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