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Funniest Ginger Jokes

I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.

Edit: For those worried about the kid, it's ok. He was an adopted ginger, so no big deal.

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I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

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If two redheads have a child, it’s ginger-bred. Yeah I reposted this for the 6th time in six years on this sub

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My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.

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My girlfriend threw up when I told her I put ginger in our curry. She loved that cat.

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What do you call a child with redheaded parents? Ginger-bred

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?

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Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.

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What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.

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I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

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I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?

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What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap.

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The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

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Did you hear about the lady who fell in love with a ginger ale salesman? [original!] She was Schwepped off her feet

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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon.

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What was the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter? A ginger actually had 2 friends.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.

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What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred

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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate? The Carroty Kid.

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My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.

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I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me

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I’ve just watched the Harry Potter films.., It’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?!!

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I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased

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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day of school... So I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? Bricks get laid

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What do you call an Irish millionaire? A ginger bread man.

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Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked.

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a vegetable? One's brain dead and the other is good for you

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My husband is allergic to our cat, so I have to give him away :/ He's a sweet-natured ginger, comes when called, well-trained, and works in IT. 28 years old, answers to "Kevin".

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Some say that beer is soda with soul... No wonder ginger ale isn't alcoholic!

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What do Ginger Baker and 7/11 Coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.

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The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat.

> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*

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My girlfriend told me to get our ginger kid ready for school. So I beat him up and stole his lunch money.

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A redhead had her Kia stolen... ...Now the ginger has no Soul

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Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.

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I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one. Chuck Norris is the only ginger that burns the sun.

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Why was the ginger shot? because he rearranged his letters.

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Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

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A blonde, a ginger and a bald man walk into a live music bar. The doorman refuses entry to the ginger, because the band is playing soul music.

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Why do Elmo and Asian cuisine go so well together? Because he's a sesame ginger

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Did you hear about the ginger conventions? Not a soul showed up.

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What do you call a Scottish millionaire? A ginger bread man.

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What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace? Ginger Lee.

*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*

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I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today... I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.

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I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato... Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favourite spice? Ground ginger.

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Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? At least a brick gets laid.

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My Scottish friend doesn't take good care of his teeth He has ginger-vitis

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So...if a redhead goes crazy... Is it called a ginger snap?

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My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day I call him Ginger Al

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What do you call a red-haired baker? Ginger bread man

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid

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When Redheads go crazy... Is it called a ginger snap?

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What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R, and is brown? Ginger.

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I once organized a ginger convention Not a soul showed up

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It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"

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What is the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid.

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Did you hear about the red head who worked at the bakery? His friends called him the ginger bread man.

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What's the mating call of a blond? "Oh, I'm *so* drunk!"



What's the mating call of a brunette?

"Are all of the blonds gone?"



What's the mating call of a ginger?

"Next!"

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Ginger librarians are: Well read.

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I bought some shoes from a ginger Unfortunately they had no sole...

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How does a ginger get a soul? He goes down to the Kia dealership and buys the new 2017 model

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What do you call it when a redhead gets angry? Ginger snap.

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Roses are red Violets are green,
you are a ginger with no self-esteem

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Why couldn't the ginger bread man walk? Because he had crummy legs.

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl? You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps

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When a red head goes crazy... Its a ginger snap.

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Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

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