So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!
My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station
My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.
My mum's starsign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died... She was eaten by a massive crab
My Wife's star sign is Cancer and it's pretty ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab
My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of irony... which was ironic since we were standing at a bus stop.
My friend told me that I didn’t understand how to use irony. It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.
Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized
So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.
It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you.
When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic". So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"
My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.
The word QUEUE is ironic. It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..." "That she was killed by a giant crab."
I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted
My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.
My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab.
My friend said I don’t understand irony Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop
My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died... she was attacked by a giant crab
My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab.
Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.
My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.
It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.
Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.
My girlfriends star sign
My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died
She got beaten to death by a giant crab
My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab.
My friend told me that I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.
My grandfathers star sign was cancer which is ironic seeing how he died. He was eaten by a giant crab.
My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station.
A friend of mine told me this morning that I don’t seem to understand irony... Which itself was ironic since we were at a bus stop at the time.
My aunt’s star sign was cancer, so it was pretty ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab.
Earlier my friend was saying that I don’t understand irony Which is pretty ironic considering we were at the movies
My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab
It's kinda ironic that 12 kid football team got trapped by water Judging by the World Cup, I thought every team knew how to dive
It's ironic Mike Pence is the VP Trump is the one who has all the vices.
What is the most ironic thing in everyday life? You heard this sentence with your eyes.
A WEALTHY SCIENTIST DATED A HOBO IT WAS AN IRONIC BOND.
GameStop recently claimed that it’s actually pronounced GamesTop I think it’s ironic since their company is already rock bottom
Do you know what is the most ironic thing in the world? Iron.
My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab
What’s the most ironic organization name in the country? Autism *Speaks*
I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like working with metal... it was Ironic
James Bond is supposed to protect people, but he kills more people than he saves. That makes him an ironic bond.
At college football games, there's advertisements everywhere. Companies love presenting moments of the game. Though it was ironic seeing Planned Parenthood presenting the "Delivery of the Game."
What's a cruelly ironic name for a man with spectrophobia? Amir.
People say star signs are a load of rubbish, but it's not true. My gran was a cancer, which is ironic considering how she died.... Eaten by a giant crab.
What's the most ironic movie of the nineteen eighties? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off