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So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station

My mum's starsign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died... She was eaten by a massive crab

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Trump was brought down By a virus from China , named after a Mexican beer?

My Wife's star sign is Cancer and it's pretty ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab

My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of irony... which was ironic since we were standing at a bus stop.

Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized

It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you.

It's ironic that Parasite won. Because there was no host for the Oscars.

Huh? Huh?
I'll show myself out.

I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted

My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.

My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab.

My friend said I don’t understand irony Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop

My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died... she was attacked by a giant crab

My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab.

It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke

Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

My girlfriends star sign My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died

She got beaten to death by a giant crab

Did you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? Which is ironic really. You can say the same about the Virgin Islands.

There's no canaries there either.

My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died... She got squashed by a giant crab.

The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died. He was eaten by a large crab.

Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic — that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.

My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab.

How ironic is it... to die in the living room?

My friend told me that I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.

So the Hacker group Anonymous just declared war on ISIS and Al-Queida Quite ironic that terrorists will be killed by 72 virgins.

My friend told me that I don't know what ironic means Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop

My grandfathers star sign was cancer which is ironic seeing how he died. He was eaten by a giant crab.

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

My ex-girlfriend's star sign was cancer. It is quite ironic how she died.... .... she was killed by a giant crab.

Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?

My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station.

So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer. which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab...

I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery

Did you hear anonymous declared war on ISIS? A: Kind of ironic that they’re now being attacked by 72 virgins

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What is the most ironic thing in everyday life? You heard this sentence with your eyes.

A WEALTHY SCIENTIST DATED A HOBO IT WAS AN IRONIC BOND.

It's ironic that chili is hot **and not chilly**

It’s ironic that “rain on your wedding day” is a poor example of irony. And a “free ride when you’ve already paid” isn’t any better.

here is something morbidly ironic my grandmother uh she was a cancer and she was actually killed by a giant crab

I tried to smoothing out the wrinkles in my shirt with a hot press, but just made them permanent. It was ironic

With all the bars closed, how horribly ironic is it that Joe Diffie died? We can't even prop him up beside the juke box.

My mother’s star sign was Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab.

My friend told me that I don't understand irony... Which was REALLY ironic because I was standing at the bus stop when he said it.

GameStop recently claimed that it’s actually pronounced GamesTop I think it’s ironic since their company is already rock bottom

It would be ironic if a movie about The Flat Earth Society... Wins the Golden Globe award.

My friend had cancer for her zodiac symbol, its ironic how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab.

Do you know what is the most ironic thing in the world? Iron.

A man went to the doctor for male performance problem. “Do you think the booze could be an issue?” Asks the doctor.

“Maybe not the booing so much as her slow, ironic clapping.”

It's ironic the character's name is Luke Skywalker... He never walks on any skies, but he does spend the majority of the series "hand solo."

My friends say that I don't understand irony... Which is ironic because I don't even own an iron.

What do you call an ironic idiot? An oxymoron.

that’s not a good thing I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

Where do they send the ironic Russian emperors? The Tsar Chasm

Cancer My mum's starsign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a giant crab

The other day my friend told me that I didn't understand what irony is Which was ironic because we were standing at a bus stop

A friend of mine told me this morning that I don’t seem to understand irony... Which itself was ironic since we were at a bus stop at the time.

The other day my friend told me I didn’t know what irony meant Which was ironic because we were standing at a bustop.

Earlier my friend was saying that I don’t understand irony Which is pretty ironic considering we were at the movies

It's really ironic that Steve Jobs died of PC. Pancreatic Cancer

My aunt’s star sign was cancer, so it was pretty ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab.

My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab

What’s more ironic than waking up tired? Dying in the living room.

My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab

Fun Fact: if you drop a can of Coca-Cola on your foot it will hurt. A little ironic considering it's a soft drink.

It's ironic Mike Pence is the VP Trump is the one who has all the vices.

What do you call a ironic judgmental hippopotamus? Hippo-critic.

(Lol this sucks but I just thought of it)

The ironic thing about the James Gunn situation I am seeing a lot of conservatives being anti Gunn

The ironic thing about teachers is that they tell us to follow our dreams... but will get mad when we fall asleep in their class.

What is the most ironic name for a fat man? Jim

What’s the most ironic organization name in the country? Autism *Speaks*

It's kinda ironic that 12 kid football team got trapped by water Judging by the World Cup, I thought every team knew how to dive

I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like working with metal... it was Ironic

[OC] What’s the most ironic amusement park ride? The ferrous wheel.

What’s the most ironic thing about being a little person? It’s hard to fit in.

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Long Ironic Jokes

I was bullied...

When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.

My girlfriend often accuses me of telling sexist, condescending jokes that target women.

I've explained to her those jokes are actually ironic jabs at the current state of post-modern feminism, designed to highlight societal double standards across genders.

So she needn't worry her pretty little head about it.

It’s ironic that China doesn’t want us calling it “Chinese Coronavirus”.

They lay claim to just about about everything else even vaguely related to them: Tibet, Taiwan, Hong Kong, every tiny island for about 5,000 miles in any direction...

Its not a profession.

Two people meet at a bar and start talking about work.
The first person says 'so mate, what do you do for a living?'
The second, aroggently puffs out his chest and full of pride says with a smirk 'I sir happen to be an artist'
To which the first person reply's 'hey that's ironic I'm unemployed as well!'

Do you know why the chicken crossed the road?

I thought not. It's not a story the Cities would tell you. It's a Farmers legend. The Chicken was a Dark Lord of the Farm land, so powerful and so wise he could use the cluck to influence the midifarmians to create eggs... The Chicken had such a knowledge of the cluck that he could even keep the ones he cared about from The Road. The Farm Land is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his eggs, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Chicks everything he knew, then his Chicks killed him by using the cluck to force him to walk onto the road whilst he was asleep. It's ironic he could save others from The Road, but not himself. And that is why The Chicken crossed The Road.

A man walks into a bar

His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later a arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about love life. He says, "its kind of ironic bond".

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, the wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be... unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

A middle aged man walls into a bar

His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later an arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about his love life. He says, "we have kind of an ironic bond but I think we have chemistry".

A man walks into a bar

His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later an arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about his love life. He says, "its kind of an ironic bond".

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