Ironic Jokes

So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station

My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.

My mum's starsign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died... She was eaten by a massive crab

My Wife's star sign is Cancer and it's pretty ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab

My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of irony... which was ironic since we were standing at a bus stop.

My friend told me that I didn’t understand how to use irony. It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.

Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized

So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.

It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you.

When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic". So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"

My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.

The word QUEUE is ironic. It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..." "That she was killed by a giant crab."

I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted

My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.

My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab.

My friend said I don’t understand irony Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop

My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died... she was attacked by a giant crab

My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab.

Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.

My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.

It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke

My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

My girlfriends star sign My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died

She got beaten to death by a giant crab

My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab.

My friend told me that I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.

My friend told me I don't understand irony. Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.

My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station.

Earlier my friend was saying that I don’t understand irony Which is pretty ironic considering we were at the movies

My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab

It's ironic Mike Pence is the VP Trump is the one who has all the vices.

My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab

James Bond is supposed to protect people, but he kills more people than he saves. That makes him an ironic bond.

I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like working with metal... it was Ironic