Hilarious Ironic Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Ironic Jokes

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So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

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So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

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My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station

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My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.

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My mum's starsign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died... She was eaten by a massive crab

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My Wife's star sign is Cancer and it's pretty ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab

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My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of irony... which was ironic since we were standing at a bus stop.

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My friend told me that I didn’t understand how to use irony. It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.

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Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized

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So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.

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It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you.

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When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic". So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"

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My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.

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The word QUEUE is ironic. It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..." "That she was killed by a giant crab."

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I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted

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My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.

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My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab.

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My friend said I don’t understand irony Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop

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My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died... she was attacked by a giant crab

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My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab.

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Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.

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My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.

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It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke

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My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.

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Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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My girlfriends star sign My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died

She got beaten to death by a giant crab

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My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab.

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My friend told me that I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.

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Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.

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My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station.

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I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery

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My late grandmother's star sign was Cancer, which is ironic... She got killed by a giant crab.

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My grandma's star sign was Cancer so her death was pretty ironic... She was killed by a giant crab.

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The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.

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My ex wife's star sign was Cancer, quite ironic considering how she died... ...Eaten by a giant crab 🦀

Note: not my joke, not sure where I heard it

Edit: Jimmy Carr / Bo Burnham

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Earlier my friend was saying that I don’t understand irony Which is pretty ironic considering we were at the movies

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New Ironic Jokes

What is the most ironic thing in everyday life? You heard this sentence with your eyes.

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GameStop recently claimed that it’s actually pronounced GamesTop I think it’s ironic since their company is already rock bottom

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Do you know what is the most ironic thing in the world? Iron.

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My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab

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My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab

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It's ironic Mike Pence is the VP Trump is the one who has all the vices.

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I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like working with metal... it was Ironic

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You know the ironic thing about the musical Hamilton? You'd be lucky to see Hamilton live, but none of us were lucky enough to see Hamilton *live*.

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James Bond is supposed to protect people, but he kills more people than he saves. That makes him an ironic bond.

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the ironic thing about SCHOOL SHOOTINGs... America never Learns from them. I mean if there's anywhere to learn a friggin lesson it's in a school!

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Steve jobs died of PC How ironic

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I was going to make a joke about the letters "F" and "E"... ...but it was too **ironic**.

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What do you call IronMan with an iron deficiency? An ironic situation.

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What's the most ironic food? Chili

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My friend told me I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.

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People say star signs are a load of rubbish, but it's not true. My gran was a cancer, which is ironic considering how she died.... Eaten by a giant crab.

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I find it ironic that the colours red white and blue stand for freedom Until they're flashing behind you

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You know what's ironic? That it is paradoxical, incongruous and sardonic that no one knows what the word means.

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in the song 'ironic' from Alanis Morissette, there is no line that is ironic ... Isn't that ironic?

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My grandmother was born under the sign of Cancer, which is ironic because last week she actually got killed by a giant crab.

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Ironic is... Ironic is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch!

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Irony So, yesterday, my friend told me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, since we were in front of the bus station.

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Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!

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