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So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!
My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station
My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.
My mum's starsign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died... She was eaten by a massive crab
My Wife's star sign is Cancer and it's pretty ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab
My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of irony... which was ironic since we were standing at a bus stop.
My friend told me that I didn’t understand how to use irony. It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.
Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized
So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.
It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you.
When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic". So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"
My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.
The word QUEUE is ironic. It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..." "That she was killed by a giant crab."
I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted
My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.
My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab.
My friend said I don’t understand irony Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop
My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died... she was attacked by a giant crab
My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab.
Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.
My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.
It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.
Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.
My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.
My girlfriends star sign
My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died
She got beaten to death by a giant crab
My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab.
My friend told me that I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.
Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
My friend told me I don't know the meaning of irony Which was really ironic because we were at a bus station.
I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
My late grandmother's star sign was Cancer, which is ironic... She got killed by a giant crab.
My grandma's star sign was Cancer so her death was pretty ironic... She was killed by a giant crab.
The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.
My ex wife's star sign was Cancer, quite ironic considering how she died...
...Eaten by a giant crab 🦀
Note: not my joke, not sure where I heard it
Edit: Jimmy Carr / Bo Burnham
Earlier my friend was saying that I don’t understand irony Which is pretty ironic considering we were at the movies
What is the most ironic thing in everyday life? You heard this sentence with your eyes.
GameStop recently claimed that it’s actually pronounced GamesTop I think it’s ironic since their company is already rock bottom
Do you know what is the most ironic thing in the world? Iron.
My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab
My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab
It's ironic Mike Pence is the VP Trump is the one who has all the vices.
I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like working with metal... it was Ironic
You know the ironic thing about the musical Hamilton? You'd be lucky to see Hamilton live, but none of us were lucky enough to see Hamilton *live*.
James Bond is supposed to protect people, but he kills more people than he saves. That makes him an ironic bond.
One direction have gone their seperate ways, Isn’t that ironic!
At college football games, there's advertisements everywhere. Companies love presenting moments of the game. Though it was ironic seeing Planned Parenthood presenting the "Delivery of the Game."
My friend told me i didn't understand irony. I thought it was ironic really... as we were standing at a bus stop at the time.
the ironic thing about SCHOOL SHOOTINGs... America never Learns from them. I mean if there's anywhere to learn a friggin lesson it's in a school!
Steve jobs died of PC How ironic
I was going to make a joke about the letters "F" and "E"... ...but it was too **ironic**.
What do you call IronMan with an iron deficiency? An ironic situation.
What's the most ironic food? Chili
My friend told me I didn't know what irony meant Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop.
People say star signs are a load of rubbish, but it's not true. My gran was a cancer, which is ironic considering how she died.... Eaten by a giant crab.
I find it ironic that the colours red white and blue stand for freedom Until they're flashing behind you
You know what's ironic? That it is paradoxical, incongruous and sardonic that no one knows what the word means.
in the song 'ironic' from Alanis Morissette, there is no line that is ironic ... Isn't that ironic?
My grandmother was born under the sign of Cancer, which is ironic because last week she actually got killed by a giant crab.
Ironic is... Ironic is getting pregnant on a pull-out couch!
Irony So, yesterday, my friend told me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, since we were in front of the bus station.
Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!