Hilarious What Do You Call Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest What Do You Call Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.

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What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

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What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship

I'm sorry

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.

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What do you call a redditor with an opinion? Names

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What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law

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What do you call a Bee hive with no exits? Unbelievable.

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What do you call an evil Muslim? Muhahahahahahammed

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What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses

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What do you call a 60-year old whose puberty just started? A late boomer

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What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? Silicon Valley

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What do you call a french man wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillop

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What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer? A midget spinner.

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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time? A widow.

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

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What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear

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What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman.

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What do you call friends that you go out to eat with? Taste buds.

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What do you call a 3.14m long snake? A πthon.

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.

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What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.

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What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes? A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

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What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire

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What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph cause he isn't a full essay

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer.

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What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf? An unawarewolf.

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I just made this one up and it's really stupid. What do you call a resistor that can't afford rent? Ohm-less

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What do you call a really long metaphor? It's like, a metafive

PS I made this up myself and I'm really proud of it

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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

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What do you call a Japanese spice demon? Pepper-oni.

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What do you call a pizza joint run by epileptic midgets? Little Seizure's

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New What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist

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What do you call a mouse on 2 legs Friend "i dont know"
Me "mickey mouse"
Me "what do you call a duck on 2 legs"
Friend "donald duck"
Me " all ducks idiot"

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What do you call a case of premature burial? A grave mistake.

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What do you call a world's shittiest recycling center? r/Jokes

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What do you call Hulk dressed up as Captain America? Star-Spangled Banner

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What do you call a threesome in an oasis? A Mirage à trois.

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What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk? Cacao

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What do you call a bee that lives in America? a USB

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What do you call a drunk women? An uber so she can get home safe

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What do you call a knight encircled in enemies? Sir Rounded

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What do you call an army of babies? An infantry.

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What do you call a nine sided shape that won't reveal its identity? Anonogon.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A bassist.

(Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny)

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What do you call a caveman who doesn't really know where he's going? A meanderthal.

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What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? A milk shake

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear...
(From my daughter)

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What do you call it when two flowers have a child? Plant parenthood.

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What do you call an illegal immigrant vs. a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

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What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? Decaffeinated

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What do you call a skinny Muslim A muSLIM.

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What do you call flying solo in the mile high club? A Hijacking.

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What do you call a sexist Masseuse? A Massaginist!

It's an awful joke I came up with last night and couldn't stop giggling thinking about it.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? A church.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!!!!! What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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What do you call a monkey holding a fire cracker? A Baboom!

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? Church

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What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter

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What do you call an adequate manufacturing plant? A satisfactory

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What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?

Irene.

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What do you call a book club that's stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church

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What do you call a super hero completely made of ice? Justice

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What do you call an atheist business? A non-prophet organization.

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What do you call a gymnast with a low IQ? A flippin' idiot.

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What do you call a group of crows who see food? A tempted murder.

I'll see myself out now.

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What do you call a fat baby? Heavy infantry.

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What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician Sherlock Ohms

(sorry if this is repost, I thought of it in class)

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What do you call a jacket that's on fire? A blazer.

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What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom.

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What do you call a fantastic Japanese teacher? Sensei-tional

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What do you call it when a redneck comes back from the dead? Reintarnation

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What do you call a bombed schoolyard? Recess Pieces.

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What do you call an emo accapella group? Self harmony.

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What do you call a bee from America? USB

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What do you call a man having a seizure in a pile of leaves? Russell.

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What do you call a rapper whose half black and half white? 50 percent

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What do you call the new car smell in a Tesla? Elon's Musk

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of protein powder? No whey José

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother calling it, it won't come

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*A joke my son told me* - What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A Cat-Has-Trophey!

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What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands? Nuts and bolts

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What do you call an Apple update you don't see coming? An iPatch... I'm sorry...

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What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves? An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave.

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What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years? Ancient grease

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What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong

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What do you call it when a white person robs you? Capitalism.

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This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer? Ash.

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What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto.

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What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check.

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What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated

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