Hilarious What Do You Call Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest What Do You Call Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.

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What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

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What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship

I'm sorry

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.

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What do you call a redditor with an opinion? Names

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What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law

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What do you call a Bee hive with no exits? Unbelievable.

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What do you call an evil Muslim? Muhahahahahahammed

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What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses

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What do you call a 60-year old whose puberty just started? A late boomer

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What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? Silicon Valley

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What do you call a french man wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillop

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What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer? A midget spinner.

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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time? A widow.

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

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What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear

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What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman.

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What do you call friends that you go out to eat with? Taste buds.

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What do you call a 3.14m long snake? A πthon.

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.

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What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.

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What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes? A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

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What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose.

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What do you call an amputee trying to do karate? Partial Arts.

Edit: It's been pointed out that the grammatical construction of this joke could have been better. How about: "What is it called when an amputee does karate? Partial Arts.

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!

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What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? Mortgage freeman.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want

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This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer? Ash.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf.

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What do you call a bra in Germany? A Stoppemfromfloppen

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New What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call a plant that changed genders? A transplant

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What do you call a Swedish baby with no heartbeat? Still Bjorn.

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What do you call Einstein getting a hand job? A stroke of genius.

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What do you call a former stripper turned mathematician? The thot that counts.

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What do you call a Kid that stands up to his Bullies? An ambulance

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What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East? Low rents of Arabia.

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What do you call an Australian guy who is a vegan? Vegemate.

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What do you call it when a shark is sassy? Sharkasm

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What do you call a barber that only works on bald people? An air stylist.

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What do you call it when a robot has a one night stand? Nut and bolt

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What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam Hamster Dam

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What do you call the an ant in a colony who is responsible for establishing incoming trade deals with other ant colonies? Import-ant

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What do you call a communist with a rifle? A Marxman

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What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organization

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What do you call Matt Damon when he haunts a carpet store? Mat Demon

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What do you call a 300 year old joke? Congress

PS: One day till cake day :D 11m 30d

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What do you call a Russian that is procrastinating You call him Stalin

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What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride? A salt rifle.

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What do you call a tangled rope in space? Astro-knot.

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A group of fish is a school. A group of birds is a flock. A group of wolves is a pack. What do you call a group of Trump supporters? A klan

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What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions? An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.

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What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man

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What do you call and epileptic in a lettuce field? A seizure salad

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What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organisation.

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What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job? Outstanding in his field.

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A blonde dies her hair brown... what do you call it? Artificial intelligence

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes from prison? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a kid with one eye and a pirate's leg? Names

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What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute

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What do you call a hooker laying down? Whorizontal.

Thanks, I'll show myself out.

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What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie? Professor +

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What do you call 2 homeless people hitting each other with cardboard ? Pillow fight

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What do you call a Swedish spy film? The Bjorn Identity.

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What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!

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What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient.

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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence

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What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics.

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What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator

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what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman

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What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat

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What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day? A barber

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What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senõr citizen

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What do you call it when you die and come back as a redneck? Reintarnation

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What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord.

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what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo

^im sorry

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What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*.

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What do you call clothes for a car? A tire.

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet!

heh.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms? A mute.

Sorry if repost.

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What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto.

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What do you call a blonde who colors her hair another color? Artificial Intelligence

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roam'n catholic

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? "el' if I know."

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What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe? Roberto

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what do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet

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