Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.
What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes.
What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
What do you call the argument between two vegans?
A plant-based beef.
P.S. [This is my first joke, pls don't judge too harshly]
What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?
A re-seeding airline!
This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?
*edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*
What do you call a C₆H₁₂O₆ molecule that can use its right and left hands equally well? Ambidextrose
If you speak three languages you are trilingual. If you speak two languages you are bilingual. But what do you call someone who speaks one language? American
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
A Joke from my little cousin
What do you call a bunch of monkeys all mixed up?
What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south? a bi-polar bear.
What do you call Hispanic men that are over 65 years old?
I’ll see myself out thanks
What do you call an Irish baker?
A ginger bread man.
Just came up with this. Sorry for your eyes.
What do you call a bug that pays the bills?
A Paying Mantis
*My 10 year old daughter ran down the hallway to tell me this. She said she made it up.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Steve. Just because he's irrelephant doesn't mean we don't use his name.