Hilarious What Do You Call Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest What Do You Call Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.

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What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

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What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship

I'm sorry

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.

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What do you call a redditor with an opinion? Names

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What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law

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What do you call a Bee hive with no exits? Unbelievable.

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What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi.

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What do you call an evil Muslim? Muhahahahahahammed

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What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses

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It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes. What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

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What do you call a 60-year old whose puberty just started? A late boomer

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What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? Silicon Valley

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What do you call a french man wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillop

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What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer? A midget spinner.

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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time? A widow.

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What do you call the argument between two vegans? A plant-based beef.

P.S. [This is my first joke, pls don't judge too harshly]

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What do you call a fight between an immigrant an a priest? Alien vs. predator.

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

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What do you call two female lovers spying on the government? Lesbionage

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What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman.

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What do you call friends that you go out to eat with? Taste buds.

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What do you call a 3.14m long snake? A πthon.

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.

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What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.

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What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes? A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

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What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire

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What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? A widow

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What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence

*edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*

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What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church

Edit: Thanks for Frontpage I will read thru all this when I get home and yeah I'm not an Atheist I'm a Christian

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New What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call a naked bear? A bare

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What do you call a Mexican space chicken? Apollo.

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If someone who speaks three languages is called trilingual and someone who speaks two languages is called bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language? American

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What do you call someone who steals viagra? A hardened criminal.

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Dad Joke What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

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What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime Mates

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What do you call it when two giraffes run into each other? A giraffic jam

My 5 year old told me this joke and he thought it was the most hilarious thing ever lol

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What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people? A hellocopter

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What do you call a Rick Astley song that makes it to the front page? A rick r/all

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What do you call a rude cactus? A prick

I’m deeply sorry

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What do you call a beehive that has no exits? Un-bee-leavable

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What do you call a C₆H₁₂O₆ molecule that can use its right and left hands equally well? Ambidextrose

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If you speak three languages you are trilingual. If you speak two languages you are bilingual. But what do you call someone who speaks one language? American

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What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you call smart person in America? A tourist.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? A Church.

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A Joke from my little cousin What do you call a bunch of monkeys all mixed up?

An Orangatangle!

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What do you call an alien with three balls? An extrateressticle

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What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.

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What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf? A un-aware wolf

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What do you call 5 fish cut in half? Tuna half.

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What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south? a bi-polar bear.

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What do you call an emo accapello group? Self Harmony

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What do you call a kid who is born in a whorehouse? A brothel sprout

(I’ll let myself out)

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What do you call an incel in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.

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what do you call a poor part of a town in Italy the spaghetto

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What do you call Hispanic men that are over 65 years old? Señor citizens.

I’ll see myself out thanks

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What do you call an Irish baker? A ginger bread man.

Just came up with this. Sorry for your eyes.

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What do you call a Werewolf YouTuber? Lycansubscribe

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What do you call intelligent people in America? Tourists.

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What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind? A maybe

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches his student? PDF file.

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What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.

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What do you call a group of unvaccinated children? A Plagueround

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What do you call a beat-up Batman? A Bruised Wayne.

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What do you call a catholic boy that can run faster than the priest? A virgin

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What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe

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What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain

My daughter's joke.

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What do you call a Japanese chihuahua? Konichihuahua

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What do you call handicapped kids doing karate? partial-arts

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein? No whey Jose.

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What do you call a group of programmers? An argument.

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What do you call a fake koi fish? A dekoi

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What do you call a principal that used to be a prostitute? The Head Master

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What do you call currency in space? Starbucks.

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What do you call a bug that pays the bills? A Paying Mantis

*My 10 year old daughter ran down the hallway to tell me this. She said she made it up.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Steve. Just because he's irrelephant doesn't mean we don't use his name.

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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A rabbyte.

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What do you call a female rapper? 38 Cent

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What do you call it when a redneck dies and is reborn? Reintarnation

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What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.

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What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from jail? A small medium at large

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What do you call a dog floating in water? A good buoy

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What do you call a 3.14 inch long snake? A π-thon

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What do you call a shoe that is made from bananas? A slipper

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What do you call an online lawyer E-legal

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What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pastor? Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a Mexican standoff with only 2 people? A Juan on Juan

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What do you call it when a hillbilly dies and comes back as something else? Reintarnation

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What do you call a mermaid who's a prostitute? H-2-Hoe

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What do you call a boy cat sleeping on a bed? Himalayan.

*Be gentle. First post on here.

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