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Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.
What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
I'm sorry
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.
What do you call a redditor with an opinion? Names
What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law
What do you call a Bee hive with no exits? Unbelievable.
What do you call an evil Muslim? Muhahahahahahammed
What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses
What do you call a 60-year old whose puberty just started? A late boomer
What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? Silicon Valley
What do you call a french man wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillop
What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran
What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer? A midget spinner.
What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time? A widow.
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon
What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear
What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman.
What do you call friends that you go out to eat with? Taste buds.
What do you call a 3.14m long snake? A πthon.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts.
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.
What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?
A re-seeding airline!
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This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD
What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale.
What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose.
What do you call an amputee trying to do karate?
Partial Arts.
Edit: It's been pointed out that the grammatical construction of this joke could have been better. How about: "What is it called when an amputee does karate? Partial Arts.
What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!
What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong
What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? Mortgage freeman.
What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want
This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer? Ash.
What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf.
What do you call a bra in Germany? A Stoppemfromfloppen
What do you call a plant that changed genders? A transplant
What do you call a Swedish baby with no heartbeat? Still Bjorn.
What do you call Einstein getting a hand job? A stroke of genius.
What do you call a former stripper turned mathematician? The thot that counts.
What do you call a Kid that stands up to his Bullies? An ambulance
What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East? Low rents of Arabia.
What do you call an Australian guy who is a vegan? Vegemate.
What do you call it when a shark is sassy? Sharkasm
What do you call a barber that only works on bald people? An air stylist.
What do you call it when a robot has a one night stand? Nut and bolt
What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam Hamster Dam
What do you call the an ant in a colony who is responsible for establishing incoming trade deals with other ant colonies? Import-ant
What do you call a communist with a rifle? A Marxman
What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organization
What do you call Matt Damon when he haunts a carpet store? Mat Demon
What do you call a 300 year old joke?
Congress
PS: One day till cake day :D 11m 30d
What do you call a Russian that is procrastinating You call him Stalin
What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride? A salt rifle.
What do you call a tangled rope in space? Astro-knot.
A group of fish is a school. A group of birds is a flock. A group of wolves is a pack. What do you call a group of Trump supporters? A klan
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions? An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
What do you call a red-haired baker? The ginger bread man
What do you call and epileptic in a lettuce field? A seizure salad
What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organisation.
What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job? Outstanding in his field.
A blonde dies her hair brown... what do you call it? Artificial intelligence
What do you call a psychic midget that escapes from prison? A small medium at large.
What do you call a kid with one eye and a pirate's leg? Names
What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute
What do you call a hooker laying down?
Whorizontal.
Thanks, I'll show myself out.
What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'
What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach.
What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie? Professor +
What do you call 2 homeless people hitting each other with cardboard ? Pillow fight
What do you call a Swedish spy film? The Bjorn Identity.
What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!
What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient.
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton.
What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence
What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics.
What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole
What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman
What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat
What do you call a midget who makes inappropriate jokes in the workplace? A little unprofessional
What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day? A barber
What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senõr citizen
What do you call it when you die and come back as a redneck? Reintarnation
What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord.
what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat?
quatro cinqo
^im sorry
What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*.
What do you call clothes for a car? A tire.
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?
A liquor cabinet!
heh.
What do you call an Italian man without arms?
A mute.
Sorry if repost.
What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto.
What do you call a blonde who colors her hair another color? Artificial Intelligence
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roam'n catholic
What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? "el' if I know."
What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe? Roberto
what do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet