Hilarious What Do You Call Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest What Do You Call Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor

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A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken.

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What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

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What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship

I'm sorry

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.

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What do you call a redditor with an opinion? Names

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What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law

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What do you call a Bee hive with no exits? Unbelievable.

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What do you call an evil Muslim? Muhahahahahahammed

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What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses

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What do you call a 60-year old whose puberty just started? A late boomer

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What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? Silicon Valley

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What do you call a french man wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillop

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What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer? A midget spinner.

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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time? A widow.

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon

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What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear

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What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman.

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What do you call friends that you go out to eat with? Taste buds.

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What do you call a 3.14m long snake? A πthon.

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.

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What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.

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What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes? A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of protein powder? No whey José

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What do you call a cow that has abortion? Decaffeinated

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo.

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If someone who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 is bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only 1? American.

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What do you call it when you die and come back as a redneck? Reintarnation

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What do you call a midget psychic that escapes prison? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness.

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What do you call and epileptic in a lettuce field? A seizure salad

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New What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call a blind girl with a vacuum? A Roomba

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What do you call a snake that builds houses? A boa constructer

Don’t bully me I know it’s bad

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What do you call a white kid who’s also a furry? An animal cracker

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What do you call a helpful hoe? Thotful

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What do you call a fat person with a crystal ball? Four-chin teller

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What do you call a tree living in Russia? Dimitree

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What do you call it when an immigrant walks into a Catholic Church? Alien vs Predator (this is my son’s joke)

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What do you call an apathetic socialist state? The "So be it" Union.

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What do you call a cowboy comedian? A punslinger.

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What do you call it when you put a baby in a freezer? **Chilled abuse**

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What do you call a paraplegic who does karate? Partial Arts.

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What do you call an educated woman in a third world country? Intellectual property

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What do you call a second-hand prostitute? An after-thot.

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What do you call the world's most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy

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What do you call an Iraqi father carrying all the groceries? Baghdad.

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what do you call a chameleon who cant change his colours anymore? Areptile dysfunction

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What do you call a book that wants to be a play? A transcript.

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What do you call a gaming console that used to be yours? An ex box

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What do you call Matt Damon when he haunts a carpet store? Mat Demon

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What do you call a Siamese spy? A double agent.

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what do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson Johnny Bitcoin

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What do you call a waffle that you dropped on the beach? San Diego

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What do you call an insect that used to drive people around for money? Exuberant

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What do you call someone who has never seen the Matrix? A Neo not-see.

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What do you call a 27 year old woman in Mississippi? Grandma

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What do you call a 50 year old that sleeps with 9 year olds? A prophet.

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What do you call a ward full of coma patients A vegetable garden.

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A blonde dies her hair brown... what do you call it? Artificial intelligence

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes from prison? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a war between india and the UK? The empire strikes back.

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What do you call a kid with one eye and a pirate's leg? Names

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What do you call an Illegal immigrant fistfighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

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What do you call a fat Irish werewolf? O'beast

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What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know.

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What do you call a nun that is going for a walk? A roamin catholic

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What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names.

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What do you call 2 homeless people hitting each other with cardboard ? Pillow fight

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What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!

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If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**

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What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense.

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What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a fraud in a Candle factory? A Scandle.

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What do you call the birth of a retarded child? A special delivery.

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense.

I'll show myself out...

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a fungi extremist? spore-radical.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer? An attornity.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors? A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call an alcoholic Mormon? An oxymormon

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What do you call clothes for a car? A tire.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms? A mute.

Sorry if repost.

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What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.

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What do you call a stock market crash in Japan? The "My Yen" Apocalypse

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What do you call a blonde who colors her hair another color? Artificial Intelligence

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What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac.

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What do you call a laser-equipped skunk? Pepé Le Pew Pew Pew!

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What do you call a cowardly, depressed communist that recycles? A green yellow red with the blues.

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What do you call 20 dead babies in a maternity ward? Spawn camping.

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What do you call a medical student who graduates last in his class? Doctor

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