Tinder Jokes


Funniest Tinder Jokes

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

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A girl I met on tinder said "don't even bother talking to me if your height starts with 5" Jokes on her, I'm 4'11

Edit: the quotes are signaling that she's speaking, it doesn't mean 5 inches

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I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder.

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If you thought eBay was bad, don't even try Tinder... Everytime I log in it says 'No Matches Available'

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Tinder is for rookies Go to Facebook Marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorced females in your area. From there you can filter by size.

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In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

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Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.

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Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

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What do serial killers and fat girls on tinder have in common? They know how to hide their bodies.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something

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What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks? Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.

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A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches...

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My friends suggested I use tinder to meet some cute firemen or policemen Once it started to burn, I met so many! I even met a reporter and some lawyers!

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I saw my sister on Tinder. Can’t believe she’s cheating on me.

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How do you know a girl on Tinder is real? When they ignore you.

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Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder? Asking for a friend.

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A girl on Tinder asked me why my cigarette isn’t lit in my picture... I told her i’m just looking for matches

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Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty.

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Some of my friends go on Tinder dates just for free food I guess you could call it food for thot.

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My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding

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As a middle aged man I love going up to pretty young women who are staring at their cellphone screens and asking Are you my tinder date?

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I met my wife on Tinder About a year *after we got married*

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I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire

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Why couldn't the incel start a fire? Just like always, had tinder but no matches

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After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality

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I’m convinced girls from Tinder are haunted. They keep ghosting me.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app? Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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I used to have this on my Tinder profile to introduce myself to guys... Im like a microwave: easy to turn on, warm on the inside and if you put a baby inside me I’ll kill it.

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my tinder date told me that I shouldn't be using a straw I quickly respond "I know, I know. It's bad for the environment."

"No," she replied, "it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti."

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I found my wife, my soulmate, my best friend on tinder I guess I wasn't invited to the orgy.

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There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter

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I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder

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What did Donald Trump say when he matched King Jong Un on tinder? Send Nukes

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Tinder can learn a lot from Uber... It's much easier to find a ride on Uber

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What the difference between a pizza and a tinder hookup? You slice up the pizza before you enjoy it, not after.

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Why can't Mario get a tinder date? His profile picture was him killing a turtle.

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My girlfriend Dora found out I installed Tinder. She said, "Swiper no swiping!"

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I asked my marine-biologist friend when is Whale Watching season? He said ," Year round if you sign up for Tinder"

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I started using tinder, then got a couple matches but... I started a forest fire

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New Tinder Jokes

Tinder told me there are 50000 hot american singles in my area This vacation in Iran's gonna duck

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If the Vatican had it's own Tinder... It would be called Kinder

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How can you tell people on Tinder have no friends? Every profile pic is a selfie.

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Tinder is used to make a fire But you first need to find a match

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As I’ve been super single for the past couple years, I decided to download Tinder and other similar apps. So far, I’ve set up all my profiles and have put my best pictures on them. I guess you could say that I’m up to date.

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Why cab you match a Muslim girls on Tinder? Because they have no rights.

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I'm very sensitive so I always go after the hardcore dominatrixes when trying to get laid on Tinder Being rejected hurts less

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I’ve started a drinking game... I’ve started a drinking game where every time I match on Tinder, I take a shot.

I’ve been sober for a year.

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I found my wife on Tinder. Has she been cheating as long as I have?

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Looking through my Tinder inbox for something interesting and not boring... It's like trying to find a needle in a hey-stack.

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Me:"I only match with Black chicks on Tinder" Friend:"Well do you have it set to night mode?"

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Why do firemen only use bumble to date? Tinder matches feel too much like work.

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My luck on Tinder is so bad Even the bots swipe left on me.

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Do the majority of girls on Tinder have dandruff? Because most of them are huge flakes.

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Tinder is so used they should change their name to "Binder" Cause I've "been there"

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What do you call a dating app for domesticated fowl? Chicken Tinder

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This one Tinder bot kept hitting on me. So I told her that I wasn't a computer person.

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I've been told to take 'hung like a horse' off my tinder profile Apparently My Little Pony doesn't count

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My little brother is upset I didn't take him whale watching this season. I told him if you really want to go Whale Watching ,sign up for Tinder. ; It's year-round there

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What do you call a scared online date? Chicken Tinder...

Ill see myself out

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So what do you call a Jewish dating site? Tinder.

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Ÿøû know how I know that there is a widespread obesity epidemic in America? My tinder matches.

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My doctor told me to stop eating transfats Man, I'm going to miss Tinder.

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After being on tinder for a year I finally got swiped right~! But I swiped left because the profile said, "Must love dogs" and I was actually looking for a woman.

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Why does Trump hate Tinder? because it's all fake nudes

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Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :(

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Met a girl from Tinder tonight. She asked me if I have any problems with alcohol. Confidently, I replied "Nah, whiskey and I are like best friends!"

Dunno why she left in such a hurry...

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I met up with a bear I met on Tinder. When I got there I think she showed me she meant to swipe left judging by the scar on my face.

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The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you.

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