Tinder Jokes

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Funniest Tinder Jokes

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

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My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I’m paid to travel My dates are always upset when I tell them I’m a bus driver

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This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. I told her that I am looking for matches.

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A girl I met on tinder said "don't even bother talking to me if your height starts with 5" Jokes on her, I'm 4'11

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Using Tinder when you're horny is like going food shopping when you're hungry. Both lead to unintended obesity.

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Tinder is for rookies Go to Facebook Marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorced females in your area. From there you can filter by size.

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In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

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What do serial killers and fat girls on tinder have in common? They know how to hide their bodies.

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What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks? Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common? Both give you a good chance of catching something

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A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches...

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My friends suggested I use tinder to meet some cute firemen or policemen Once it started to burn, I met so many! I even met a reporter and some lawyers!

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How do you know a girl on Tinder is real? When they ignore you.

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A girl on Tinder asked me why my cigarette isn’t lit in my picture... I told her i’m just looking for matches

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Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty.

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Some of my friends go on Tinder dates just for free food I guess you could call it food for thot.

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My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding

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As a middle aged man I love going up to pretty young women who are staring at their cellphone screens and asking Are you my tinder date?

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I met my wife on Tinder About a year *after we got married*

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I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire

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Why couldn't the incel start a fire? Just like always, had tinder but no matches

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After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality

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I’m convinced girls from Tinder are haunted. They keep ghosting me.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app? Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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I used to have this on my Tinder profile to introduce myself to guys... Im like a microwave: easy to turn on, warm on the inside and if you put a baby inside me I’ll kill it.

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my tinder date told me that I shouldn't be using a straw I quickly respond "I know, I know. It's bad for the environment."

"No," she replied, "it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti."

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My tinder profile says I'm 6 feet, 2 inches, and 195 pounds, but the girls I match with are always furious when we meet. I guess they don't realize those are three separate measurements.

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Tinder is like being on a bus. Everyone is on their phones, but no one is talking.

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i put tinder on my kindle it burst into flames

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I got my first message on Tinder! The Tinder team is quite helpful

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I found my wife, my soulmate, my best friend on tinder I guess I wasn't invited to the orgy.

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I saw my uncle on Tinder Obviously I swiped left. He's not going to be in to me now that I'm all grown up.

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Tinder is like Pokémon GO You swipe to catch monsters.

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I hate seeing people I know on Tinder My girlfriend has some explaining to do...

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Guy says to a girl on tinder “You can call me the GOAT” “Why? Cause you’re the greatest of all time?” “No, cause I’m gonna eat your bush”

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Have y'all heard about this new app that lets you see ghosts? It's called Tinder

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There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter

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What did Pingu say to a girl he met on Tinder Send noots.

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Instead of using Tinder or Bumble, go on Facebook Marketplace and search for wedding dresses for sale. You will receive a list of recently divorced women in your immediate area, for free. Plus you can filter by size.

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The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s. That explains alot about my Tinder matches.

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Why is Tinder like being on a bus? It's just a heap of people sitting around, staring at their phones but not talking to anyone.

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All the girls on tinder say I’m an 11. Because I don’t fit their requirements, and my profile picture is too good to be true.

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Your new tinder bio I only know how to play a little bit on the guitar, but I definitely know my way around a G-string

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Who was the first woman with a Tinder profile? Joan of Arc.

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I conducted a COVID-19 survey by checking in on all the tinder matches I accumulated over the years. Although my sample size may be insufficient, the results of the survey are devastating and tragic.

May they all rest in peace.

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This Corona app is like Tinder in reverse... ...first you meet, then you find out you have a match and suddenly you feel rather lonely.

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Obituaries Necrophiliac's tinder

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Saw a girl on tinder that said she worked at a elementary school Told her that that was good because i respect social distancing keeping 250 feet

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What did Dora say to help her friend break his Tinder addiction? Swiper, no swiping!

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Your Mama's SO Stupid... She tried to start a fire using the tinder app.

(I told this joke to my friend and he suggested i post it here.)

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I don’t understand girls My gf asked me to be on Social Media and should try to make friends
So putting my morals aside I made an account on tinder and made friend with benefits
And now she is very upset.

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My tinder dates profile said she was in touch with the spirit world and that she was a medium What a load of rubbish, she is easily a Large.

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Tinder is simple geometry If you have good lines you'll get good curves

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I swiped left because her Tinder profile looked scary. I was afraid I might get ghosted.

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I lost my lighter. So I installed tinder to get some matches.

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I always had a pee fetish, I met a girl on tinder with the same interest. She was pretty good looking but not a 10 My opening line was “urinate”

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What's the difference between Tinder and Ikea? One night stands last longer.

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statistics of birth control effectiveness Condoms = 99%

birth control pills =99%

My tinder profile = 100%

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Found a girl on tinder a few days ago, her profile picture was taken in front of the first Starbucks. I asked what it was like to complete her pilgrimage to white girl Mecca.

She still hasn’t responded.

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A woman’s bio on tinder says she has 4 dogs... ...if she matched with me it would be 5.

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My best friend got a gf recently. When he first told me, he mentioned that she had nice “assets”, and gave me a knowing look. Then he showed me her Tinder profile.

She’s a stockbroker.

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Tinder Date: "Oh wow, you’re way better looking than in your profile pic." Dorian Gray: "Yeah, I get that a lot actually."

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yo mamma so ugly.... I swiped right on her on Tinder and matched

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Yo Daddy so dumb.... He downloaded Tinder to buy firewood

And Grindr for the woodchipper

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New dating app for plus sized people Chicken Tinder

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Why is a sketchy Tinder date like a fire? They both start with a match and end with a burning sensation

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Tinder has a new catch phrase. Meet,skeet & delete

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On Tinder I’m looking for special ed teachers So they know how to deal with me

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You know Tinder right? Well have you heard of the new app for people trying to find trees? It's called Timber.

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I’ve tried to search something on google for years It keeps saying “Error. No matches”

Then I realised I wasn’t on google

I was on Tinder

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Someone I matched with on Tinder asked why I have an unlit cigarette as my pfp I told her I was looking for matches

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I'm sick of guys lying about their height on tinder So I stole one of those "must be this tall" height markers from an amusement park and sat it next to my front door just to be sure

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Tinder is wonderful I've always wanted a photo database of all the girls in my city who would never go out with me

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I met an amazing girl on Tinder Her name is Catherine Fisher

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Tinder told me there are 50000 hot american singles in my area This vacation in Iran's gonna duck

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It's great to see so many girls on Tinder with no bio I guess they're all against profiling

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What do you call a tinder premium subscription? Fuel for thot

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Cookies My tinder profile always has an unlit cigaret in it since i'm always searching for matches.

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A tram driver was scrolling through tinder when her train crashed Guess she was too into D-*Railing*

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Old insults Back when I was on the playground , early 60s
If I called someone a butt- licker, there’s gonna be a fight, that’s a nasty insult for a fifth grader...Nowadays, isn’t that a box you check on your Tinder ....

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How can you tell people on Tinder have no friends? Every profile pic is a selfie.

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Tinder is like the ocean Some times you catch fish some times you catch crabs

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My tinder date called herself "AnalBabe86" But all she did was complain my tie wasn't on straight and I held my fork funny.

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"My date hasn't arrived yet, but I would like to buy her a bag of popcorn," I told the cinema assistant. "Small, medium or large?" he asked.

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"Large," I replied. "If her picture on Tinder is anything to go by."

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So I met this girl on Tinder We get to texting and seems that both me and her are making many spelling errors. I guess you could say she’s exactly my type.

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Created a profile on Tinder when I was in California and in my bio had California >< Florida on it. Got a match who said she right swiped because she wanted a parcel delivered from California to Florida . Apparently I have been Fedex zoned .

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I don't want to say that my Alabama cousins are inbred... ... but they've given up Tinder for 23andMe.

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What the difference between a pizza and a tinder hookup? You slice up the pizza before you enjoy it, not after.

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If Chickens had a dating app... it would be called Chicken Tinder

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I met with a girl on Tinder that said she was Anti-Vaxx I told her it was amazing, I too am Pro abortion at any time.

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What’s the difference between tinder and grinder? On Grinder they don’t beat around the bush.

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When I found out my Tinder date was missing a foot, I nearly threw up. I'm lack-toes intolerant.

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Tinder is used for starting a fire But its pointless if you don't have a match

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Tinder is used to make a fire But you first need to find a match

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What do you call Tinder for ghosts? Tinder

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Tinder can learn a lot from Uber... It's much easier to find a ride on Uber

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My Tinder Inbox got flooded with messages from pretty girls after I changed my Profile Pic Who knew uploading Ted Bundy's Picture as a joke would attract so many girls!

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Dora would hate Tinder ...lots of swiping.

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My experience on Tinder has been so bad.. that now I am on Grindr

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Her tinder bio said she’s very creative and imaginative. So I didn’t text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.

I wonder how far our relationship has gone.

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As I’ve been super single for the past couple years, I decided to download Tinder and other similar apps. So far, I’ve set up all my profiles and have put my best pictures on them. I guess you could say that I’m up to date.

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