So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump. So they named him Humphrey.
I used to think my girlfriend referred to me as a camel because I drank a lot of water... Turns out it was because she could never get more than two humps out of me.
My 7 year old told me this joke. I hadn't heard it before - What does a camel use to hide itself? Camelflage
You know that a camel with two humps..
is a bactrian camel. A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey
At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump?
Whats he difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go daaaays without drinking.
Joke from my 4 yr old this morning...
her: Knock knock!
me: Who's there?
me: Camel who?
her: Silly, Camels don't say 'who' they say 'AAAHHHHHH!!!'
What do an Iranian Submarine and an Iranian Camel have in common? They're both full of Iranian seamen.
A camel Goes into the coffee shop The barista, about to add the sugar asks, "one lump or two?"
Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.
What has two humps, moves slow and will spit in your eyes when angry?
My mother-in law.
You were almost right,
she has a huge camel toe!
What do you get when you cross a camel with a polar bear? A fireside rug you can have a good hump on.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
What do you call a camel that's still a virgin?
Why are giraffes real but unicorns aren't? What's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck?
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is. Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
Have you heard about the troupe of actors who supported themselves by making and selling camel milk cheese? The called themselves the Drama Dairy.
My relationship was getting kind of stale... so my friend recommended I spice things up in the bedroom. When I asked how he recommended I do this, he lent me his Camel Sutra book. He said it was for humping.
A camel walks into a bar.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Camel: Just a tea, Hold the water.
Bartender: Seriously? What kind?
Camel: Chamomille, of course.
Did you hear about the Camel who always got into a lot of emotional situations? It was a Dramadary.
What do you call a camel with three humps
My 6 year old daughter caught us off guard with this one tonight lol
What does somebody want most when they're stranded in the desert and their camel runs away? They want their camel bak.
When King Arthur needed to arrange transportation for his trip to the desert, where did he go? The camel lot.