Where would you park your camel?
PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased.
So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump. So they named him Humphrey.
What do you call a frozen camel? Lost
When I was a kid a zookeeper caught me smoking a camel. I told him I'd kill a giraffe too if he didn't keep his mouth shut.
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement? A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.
What do you call a camel with a flat back? Humphrey
What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated
What do you call a Camel in a drought? A dry humper.
Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in camel toe.
What do you call a camel that hates cows?
Courtesy of my eight-year-old
Someone told me i’m not very good at telling jokes. And then i said, thats not a camel, thats my wife!
What do you call a camel that eats another camel? A camibal
What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey
What do you call a camel with three humps? Humphrey
At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump?
What do you call a camel with no hump? Humphrey.
What does a camel do on a pudding? Walks through the dessert
Whats he difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go daaaays without drinking.
Joke from my 4 yr old this morning...
her: Knock knock!
me: Who's there?
me: Camel who?
her: Silly, Camels don't say 'who' they say 'AAAHHHHHH!!!'
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a camel with only one hump? A canel
What would you call a camel that has no hump? Humphrey.
What do an Iranian Submarine and an Iranian Camel have in common? They're both full of Iranian seamen.
What did the Indian man name his camel? Humpal Singh
What do you call a dehydrated camel? A dry hump
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P
What's a Camel? A horse designed by committee.
My 7yo loved the dinosaur joke so much he wanted to share his joke:
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
A camel Goes into the coffee shop The barista, about to add the sugar asks, "one lump or two?"
What has two humps, moves slow and will spit in your eyes when angry?
My mother-in law.
You were almost right,
she has a huge camel toe!
What did the camel say to his sibling when they met for drinks? Oasis.
What Do You Call a Green Camel In a Forest? Camelflage.
When King Arthur needed to arrange transportation for his trip to the desert, where did he go? The camel lot.
What does somebody want most when they're stranded in the desert and their camel runs away? They want their camel bak.
Did you hear about the Camel who always got into a lot of emotional situations? It was a Dramadary.
What do you call it when a camel cries over spilled milk? Drama dairy
What do you call the type of camel with only one hump? Married.
Where did the camels park when they went to the Renaissance Festival? The camel lot.
Why is it impossible to rape a camel? They humpback