Corniest Jokes


Funniest Corniest Jokes

Funny Corniest Jokes

I could tell you a joke about farming... But it would be the corniest joke you'd ever herd...

Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk

What's the corniest part of the cornfield? The corner!

What is the name of the corniest Jedi? Maize Windu

What's the corniest style of clothing ever made? A crop top

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Long Corniest Jokes

Corniest joke I know.

Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners playboy mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the playboy mansion seeing two friars outside.

Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this.

The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Badum psh

Corniest Doctor joke I’ve ever heard but it still got a chuckle out of me.

I heard this a while back while on dialysis and the doctor was impressed that I knew what a nephrologist was so he told me this gem:

“What’s the difference between a kidney doctor and a nephrologist?”


“A kidney doctor works on kidneys, a nephrologist works on kidneys but is also trying to impress a date.”

In need of your CORNIEST joke

My job does zoom meetings every day at 11, and tomorrow our ‘task’ is to come up with a corny joke. The cornier, the better. What do you got for me?

I can find jokes like this on google:
What do you call an alligator detective?

An investi-gator.

But I really wanna blow people away with how funny my (your) joke is

My vegetable garden had just released their new movie.

The movie they had just released was Broccoli horror picture show, and they spared no expense when it came to the cast. The movie stared Brussell Crowe and the Smashing Pumpkins.

The reviews of the movies just kept coming in.

"This is the corniest movies of all time." - Better Homes and Gardens.

"this movie was spectacular and rarer than the elusive Sasquash!" - Showcase Gardens.

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