Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners playboy mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the playboy mansion seeing two friars outside.
Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this.
The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Corniest Doctor joke I’ve ever heard but it still got a chuckle out of me.
I heard this a while back while on dialysis and the doctor was impressed that I knew what a nephrologist was so he told me this gem:
“What’s the difference between a kidney doctor and a nephrologist?”
“A kidney doctor works on kidneys, a nephrologist works on kidneys but is also trying to impress a date.”
In need of your CORNIEST joke
My job does zoom meetings every day at 11, and tomorrow our ‘task’ is to come up with a corny joke. The cornier, the better. What do you got for me?
I can find jokes like this on google:
What do you call an alligator detective?
But I really wanna blow people away with how funny my (your) joke is
My vegetable garden had just released their new movie.
The movie they had just released was Broccoli horror picture show, and they spared no expense when it came to the cast. The movie stared Brussell Crowe and the Smashing Pumpkins.
The reviews of the movies just kept coming in.
"This is the corniest movies of all time." - Better Homes and Gardens.
"this movie was spectacular and rarer than the elusive Sasquash!" - Showcase Gardens.