What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
A friend of mine, a mother of four, refused to have her children vaccinated.
Edit: mother of three...
Edit: mother of two...
Edit: mother of one...
Why are women and children always the first ones to get evacuated on a emergency situation ? So men may think on a solution in silence
A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead.
9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence.
TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead
Always remember that children can drown in as little as one inch of water so please if you are drowning children, don’t waste water.
What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity? She grounded him.
Have you ever wondered why, during a crisis, they let women and children go first? It's so the men can have some peace and quiet while they think about what to do.
Do you know why more vaccinated than unvaccinated children have autism? Because you have to be alive to be autistic
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will bully him because of his name... I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"
I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there’s no money in there.
Why are women and children evacuated first? So we can figure out a solution in peace and quiet.
I just donated 100$ to a charity for blind children But I doubt they'll ever see any of the money
I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there.
TIL that children that don't get vaccines are actually less likely to be autistic Cause they're more likely to be dead.
Today I finally took the decision to ground one of my children for the first time I hope that stops them from electrocuting themselves
Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.
Every year we spend more on coffee than we do on educating our children how do we sleep at night?
Why won’t cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples? Because kids don’t like to eat fruits and vegetables.
Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence.
I've worked with starving children in Africa, and let me tell you... They are the slowest workers I've ever seen.
Why don’t Jedi parents let their kids use the Force at the dinner table? Like any other parents, they believe children should not be Force-fed.
When I was a child, I didn't like eating sprouts.
I told my mom I wasn't hungry.
the children in Africa would be happy with sprouts!
and the moms in Africa would be happy with a child that's not hungry!
I'm a proud anti-vax mother of 4 beautiful children
Edit: 3 beautiful children
Edit: 2 children
Edit: A proud widow of a child
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I live near a special needs school. There is a sign that says, SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look on the positive side, they can't read it.
Being married with Children in this quarantine, looking at all the single people going through it alone, I'd kill to be alone right now. Probably the only way it could happen.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
You know why vaccinated children are more likely to have autism? They live past the age of three
Children in the back seats of cars create accidents Although its only natural as accidents in the back seats of cars create children
Why are women and children evacuated first during disasters? So the men can have some peace and quiet to think of a solution.
Orphanages are kind of like animal shelters for children Though, I wish my parents would stop introducing me as their "rescue."
I’ve never understood why so many rich parents buy second hand Ferraris for their spoilt children Why would you want two things that are twenty years old and don’t work?
I'm going to start a treatment center for children with epilepsy I'll call it little seizures.
I understand parents who accidentally leave children in cars. I mean who really checks their trunk everyday?
How many dead children does it take to change a light bulb? Not 7, my basement is still dark.
I went for a vasectomy the other day because I don't want to have any children I don't think it worked though, because when I got home they were still there.
With my wife, we have decided we don't want to have children. The children don't appreciate this much though.
The hardest part honestly of me being a single stay at home mom is probably the fact that I'm a 28 year old man with no children
I have 3 children and I have never, nor will I ever vaccinate them The simple act of it alone is reckless and exposes my children to so many potential dangers. I have no medical training whatsoever and would rather let their doctor do it instead.
Children in the backseat can cause accidents... but accidents in the backseat can cause children.
Vaccines are a disgusting evil to society that cause mental and physical deformities. That’s why I’m the proud anti-vaxx mother of 5 beautiful children.
Edit 1: 4 beautiful children
Edit 2: 3 beautiful children
Edit 3: 2 beautiful children
I’m a mother of 5 healthy children and they are all unvaccinated!
Edit: *4 children*
Edit: *3 children*
Why are Catholics so anti abortion? So they have a good supply of young children in their foster homes for the priests.
Roses are red
Thor is fat
God of thunder plays fortnite and roasts children on voice chat.
If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and have children, can the children be considered ice cubes?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.