Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same.... Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal...
A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*
He disappeared without a tres.
**edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!
What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.
I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a white man with no girlfriend? Alien vs Redditor
Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists? He's afraid of the competition.
I was about to smoke weed with a couple cute Mexican girls... I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.
I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall. He said, “ Eh. I’ll get over it.”
Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.
And disappeared without a trace.
A Mexican Magician...
...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three.
He began counting "Uno, dos..."
And he disappeared without a tres.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Trump was brought down By a virus from China , named after a Mexican beer?
The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.
A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3... He says "uno... dos..." *poof*! and disappears without a tres.
I asked my Mexican friend if he was upset about Trump's wall... He said, "Eh, I'll get over it."
The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres.
A Mexican magician was performing on stage
He tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three,
And then he vanished, and disappeared without a tres
A mexican kid tells D. Trump:
I want to be President!
Trump says: are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of tour mind? Are you retarded?
Kid says: you know what, never mind those are too many requirements.
Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor wanted for murder? The authorities are saying he had loco motives.
A Mexican magician was performing a magic trick. He counted Uno, Dos, and vanished without a Tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof! He disappeared without a tres.
What do you call a short Mexican researcher in Antarctica?
First joke I've ever come up with. My Hispanic wife laughed her butt off.
The Trump administration just announced ...
... no gatherings of 10 or more people.
Once again they found another way to separate Mexican families.
I’m never smoking weed with a Mexican anymore I asked him if he had papers and he just ran away
A Mexican magician was doing a vanishing trick.
He said he'd disappear on the count of three.
He disappeared without a tres.
If you thought Trump was going to build the wall fast before. He's going to really amp up work now that there is a virus named after Mexican beer.
IHOP is allowing all Mexican men in the U.S. legally to show ID and get 10% off. It's their new señor citizen discount.
A mexican woman walks into a car dealership and starts looking at a car. A salesman asks if she needs any help or got any questions.
Her: Cargo space?
Salesman: Car no do that. Car no fly.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. >!Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.!<
A Mexican magician said "I will disappear on the count of three"
So he counted out loud...
And then \*poof\*...he vanished without a tres.
Why are Black jokes and Mexican jokes the same? Because once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.
My Mexican friends always drink their drinks warm... it's like they're afraid of ICE or something.
Did you hear about the Mexican space program? They’re sending chickens to the moon for the first time ever, they’re calling it A-pollo 11
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3...
*Poof* He disappeared, without a tres
A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”