What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.
A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*
He disappeared without a tres.
**edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!
Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same.... Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal...
Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks.
How does a Mexican cut a pizza? With *little* *caesars*
What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.
I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication It's for Hispanic attacks
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph cause he isn't a full essay
Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?
For hispanic attacks
Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo
Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists? He's afraid of the competition.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”
Why did the Mexican man take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks
I was about to smoke weed with a couple cute Mexican girls... I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.
Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives.
I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall. He said, “ Eh. I’ll get over it.”
Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.
And disappeared without a trace.
A Mexican Magician...
...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three.
He began counting "Uno, dos..."
And he disappeared without a tres.
What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose.
Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans
I’ve been saying “mucho” to all of my Mexican friends. It means a lot to them.
The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.
A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3... He says "uno... dos..." *poof*! and disappears without a tres.
I asked my Mexican friend if he was upset about Trump's wall... He said, "Eh, I'll get over it."
Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives.
The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres.
What are Mexican proteins made of? Amigo-acids
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator
A Mexican magician was performing on stage
He tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three,
And then he vanished, and disappeared without a tres
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of protein powder? No whey José
An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder.. Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".
I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club. I shot a hole in Juan.
Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe? Roberto
Did you hear about the insane Mexican train saboteur?
They say he had some real loco-motives.
(I know, it's pure genius, and totally original.)
My Mexican friends always drink their drinks warm... it's like they're afraid of ICE or something.
What you call a fight between a Mexican and a Priest? Alien vs Predator
Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards.
Heard this joke in middle school 25 years ago- What did the Mexican gangster say when two houses fell on top of him? "Get off me homes"
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear in the count of three.....
*Poof* He disappeared without a tres.
What does a Mexican say when you try to give them soybeans? No edamames, guey.
I’m sick of all these Mexican and black jokes Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.
Why wouldn’t you call a short Mexican a paragraph Because it’s not a full essay
At the end of a Mexican magician's act he tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of 3. He exclaimed, "Uno... dos..." and he was gone. He disappeared without a tres.
(Offensive) A black person and a mexican are in a car, who is driving? The police
What's worse than yelling FIRE in a mexican neighborhood? ICE
A Mexican serial killer killed dos people He never even left a tres
what do u call a Mexican gardener Jose
What song does Trump play while going to a Mexican family's house? Ice Ice, Baby.
What do you call a minimum 3 page assignment for homework given to you by your mexican teacher? Essay
Why did the Mexican gangster fail school? Because he wouldn’t turn in his ese.
My two Mexican friends decided to see who's the best at basketball They played Juan on Juan
What did the Mexican fireman call his sons? Jose and Hose B.
How do you get out of a Mexican jail? Taco Bail
What do you call two mexican clones playing basketball? Juan on Juan
I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry So I ordered it ta-co
Who do Mexican people who love weed marry?? They Marry Juana
After work I tried to smoke with my Mexican coworker After I asked if he had papers he ran
My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso She's kinda of artsy fartsy.
Why did the Mexican get fired from the firestation? He couldn't tell the difference between Jose and Hose 'B'.
Why does the Mexican Air Force stress out Donald Trump? Bc he can’t stand the sound of twenty Juan pilots.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his three children? Hose A, Hose B, and Hose C
What's the best deal you can get in the Mexican slave trade? Buy Juan, get Juan free!
I recently bought the cutest little soup holding device with a certain Mexican explorer on it. It was a Dora bowl.
You know, I agree with Trump about refugees... ...we can't just let all of these Syrians come into America and take all of our Mexican people's jobs!
Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
Black people and Mexican people are so similar... Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
What does Trump do to a Mexican Bathroom? He deports-a-potty!
Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall. He hates the Mexicans because of what they did to him and his men at the Alamo.
What does a mexican say to his son when he wants him ti get married? Marihuana
There was a mexican and a black person in a car. Who is driving? A cop.
What did the Mexican say after his house fell on him? Get off me homes.
A Mexican and a Black woman are in a car together, who's driving?
Neither, they live there.
EDIT: Toyota Corolla
What did the Mexican name his 2 sons "Jose and Hose B"
When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday
What is a Mexican with a rubber toe called Roberto
What do you call a street on the Mexican border? Wall Street
Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks...
Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar. Anyway here's wonderwall.
What do you call a little Mexican child? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
In Colorado you're American
In Juarez you're a Mexican.
In the bathroom European.
Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food? It has a wall around it.
Why don't Mexican seagulls like Trump? Because, they're illeagulls.
I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line.
What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Señor Manager
What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess? A Taco Belle.
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Texan walk into a bar. I wish I had friends to go to the bar with.
What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesús.
Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior.
Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican?
Because they take all the green cards.
(friend at work told me this gem)
A mexican boy in english class...
A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
To which he replied, "writing an esé"
What did the Mexican use to cut his pizza? little caesars
A mexican magician says to the audience he will dissapear on the count if 3
He disappeared without a tres
What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business...........
What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday
Do you know why I stopped playing Uno with my Mexican friends? They steal all the green cards.
What did the mexican say to the Highlander? There can only be Juan.