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Funniest Donald Trump Jokes
"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for He said 'Genius'
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But its a silly comparison really, its like comparing apples to oranges.
What do Apple and Donald Trump have in common? I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? You tell him Barack Obama installed it.
Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes.
What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence.
If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though.
Donald Trump was asked what the J stood for in Donald J Trump He said "Genius"
Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
Hitler died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946...
Coincidence? No.
Mystery? Maybe.
Hotel? Trivago.
Donald Trump just turned 73 which makes him the first President whose age surpassed his IQ.
Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.
So Donald Trump walks into a bar... and lowers it
Why did Donald Trump take Xanax For Hispanic attacks
Why can't Donald Trump be hung for treason? Fake Noose
Why did Donald Trump marry an immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American want to do.
Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an "alternative romantic."
Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.
What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Found in your cell, unresponsive.
Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
If Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on a stranded island, who would survive? The United States of America
If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea... Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupée for it.
Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it...
What did Donald Trump say after his attempt to hang himself failed? "Fake Noose!"
So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate... America says, "What is this, a joke?"
A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought.
If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?
What did Donald Trump say to his wife Melania in the voting booth? Don't copy Michelle on this one.
Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming? Nuclear winter
Donald Trump Simulator was just released! It's the prequel to the Fallout series.
If I had a dollar for every racist thing Donald Trump has said... He'd be cutting my taxes.