"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But its a silly comparison really, its like comparing apples to oranges.
What do Apple and Donald Trump have in common? I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes.
What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
Hitler died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946...
Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.
Why did Donald Trump marry an immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American want to do.
Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.
What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Found in your cell, unresponsive.
Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
If Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on a stranded island, who would survive? The United States of America
If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea... Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox.
Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?
A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.
America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupée for it.
So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.
What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.
Why was Melania so excited when Donald Trump became president Because she can call herself the first lady instead of the third wife
What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.
Please stop calling Donald Trump an idiot. As an idiot myself, it's very offensive that people think he's one of us.
Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives? The United States of America.
How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern? They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.
Steve Jobs would've made a better president than Donald Trump But that's comparing apples to oranges
Donald Trump, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton are in a boat, and the boat sinks. Who is saved? The United States of America.
Someone threw a beer at Donald Trump during the Indianapolis NRA convention. He's fine. It was a draft so he dodged it easily.
What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
What's the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.
Experts say Donald Trump been setting an outstanding example during the Covid-19 outbreak 28 consecutive press briefings spent washing his hands
There have been countless people criticizing Donald Trump for his delayed reaction to the Novel Coronavirus Probably could have gotten things going a lot quicker with a picturebook Coronavirus
When Donald Trump dies he should be buried in a hole that is dug at 15 ft Because down deep he probly ain't such a bad guy
Congress will never impeach Donald Trump. Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
It’s said that Donald Trump was given everything on a silver platter when he was born Kind of fitting that impeachment will be the first thing he earns.
Q: Why don't Republicans want to impeach Donald Trump. A: Because they believe a baby must be carried full term.
People keep talking about how they’re going to raid Area 51 Don’t they know that Donald Trump is moving all the aliens to Mexico?
A good nickname for Donald Trump would be "Slinky" He serves no real purpose but it would make me smile to push him down some stairs.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.
What's the differnce between Donald Trump and an iPad? Trick question, you shouldn't compare apples and oranges.
The year is 2016. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both travelling in the same plane. Plane comes crashing down. Who survives? America.
Why did Donald Trump bring his wig to the cash register?
Credit: my wife made this up while we were in bed falling asleep last night.
I think if Steve Jobs was alive he would be a better president than Donald Trump But then again that’s like comparing apples to oranges
So Donald Trump was discussing domestic policy with Mike Pence
Donald Trump- *The more walls we build, the less Mexicans will come here.*
Mike Pence- *The “fewer.”*
Donald Trump- *I thought we agreed to not call me that in public yet.*
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese. Part of his plan to make America grate again.
How would Donald Trump have said "grab em by the p***y" if he was a Communist? SEIZE THE MEANS OF REPRODUCTION