My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.
After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"
"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"
Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people. Working in customer service already did that.
There’s no way video games cause violence. If they did, school shootings would involve a LOT more tea bagging.
My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house
TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend
My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable
All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day
Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.
I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
They say Hitler was driven to war because of his addiction to video games He was obsessed with Mein Kraft
I think video games like Call of Duty set a terrible example for children. There's no lag when you shoot someone in real life.
My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself
My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Car rides and plane rides are just like video game loading screens if you think about it. Most of the time they both take way too long.
The cops who are currently covering up their badge numbers are probably very bad at video games They have no account-ability!!
Video game costume designs piss me off
Like, the dudes: their costumes are practical and protective, and then the girls are practically naked.
It’s kind of homophobic.
Why is great to have garbage men as my video game teammates? They are used to carrying trash.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I played too many video games. What a stupid thing to fallout 4.
Old school video games are very difficult and unforgiving Like their ads say: "You won't last five minutes playing this"
If you play video games with your kids,
And you kill your kid in game. Is it considered spawn killing?
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The breakdown of what to do in all seasons
Summer:too hot to go outside so you stay in playing video games
Winter:too cold to go outside so you stay in playing video games
Autumn:too much pollen outside so you stay in playing video games
Everyone needs to forget China's negligence and address the real cause of covid 19 Violent video games
Did you ever hear about the video game Hitler made while in prison?
He called meincraft.
Lame, I know.
If someone's done this one, let me know and I'll take it down.
If video games really cause violent behavior... ...I can't wait to see what happens with people post-pandemic.
Gamer Girlz Damn girl, are you good at video games? Because you just switched me to hard mode.
A politician sees his son's result.......
he says to his son who was playing on his PC "why have you scored such marks? always engrossed in video games. From now on no pocket money for you"
his son takes out a 50$ note from his pocket and asks "is this enough?"
I'm not addicted to video games I just have to play 8 hours a day to stop the shaking and another 4 to stop the nose bleed
I like video games but they're really violent
I want a video game where you take care of all the people who've been shot in other games.
"Hey man what are you playing?"
"Super Busy Hospital. It's really tough, this patient has been shot in the head 57 times"
People playing video games get so upset when it says "you can't go any further." Geez, people, it's not the end of the world.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one... It's going to be a game changer....
Wife: Honey, we need to rebuild our relationship. I think you should stop making so many video game puns. Husband: Yeah, that would upupdowndownleftrightleftright be a start.
Why did the pirate not like the old video game with a liberal-leaning political message? It was hard to port
My mom asked me how I can have fun playing video games all the time... I said, "They're actually designed that way."