Video Game Jokes

My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people. Working in customer service already did that.

There’s no way video games cause violence. If they did, school shootings would involve a LOT more tea bagging.

My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.

Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house

TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft.

My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable

I spent too much money on video games this year. My savings have gone up in Steam.

All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games." So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.

My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.

I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.

What is Thanos' favorite video game? Half-Life.

They say Hitler was driven to war because of his addiction to video games He was obsessed with Mein Kraft

Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.

If video games make children more violent... why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself

What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider

My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I was playing video games last night and my son was sitting next to me watching and said "I wish real life was more like video games" So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC

I am creating a video game about a bear and bird that hire a prostitute and then don't pay her. I'm calling it "Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts"

What video game did Hitler play before starting WWII? Mein Kraft

Growing up people told me I'd never get a girlfriend playing video games. But my Tindering abilities wouldn't be what they are without learning to fly in Mario 3.

My girlfriend said she's breaking up with me. When I asked why, she said it was because I talked about video games too much.

She wasn't amused when I informed her it was a dumb thing to Fallout 4.

At first I wanted to break up with my girlfriend because she didn’t like to play video games... It wasn’t really something to Fallout 4.

I actually have sportsmanship in video games. If I know I am going to win I never go for the last kill.

Instead I let my opponent kill me while I twerk in their face.

I got a medal for jumping over a video game shelf..... They said I went above and beyond the Call of Duty.

Why couldn't Superman play video games with Marvel characters? Because he DC-ed

There’s not much video gamers and the Cartel have in common Except maybe a tool assisted speed-run