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Funniest Video Game Jokes

My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

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My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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A wife asks her husband to sweep the house. After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"

"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"

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Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

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Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people. Working in customer service already did that.

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There’s no way video games cause violence. If they did, school shootings would involve a LOT more tea bagging.

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My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.

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Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house

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TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.

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Girlfriend: "We're breaking up." Boyfriend: "Why?"

Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."

Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."

All Credit goes to my friend

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable

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What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft.

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I spent too much money on video games this year. My savings have gone up in Steam.

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All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

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What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft

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I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games." So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

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Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.

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My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

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[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.

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I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

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What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.

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What is Thanos' favorite video game? Half-Life.

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They say Hitler was driven to war because of his addiction to video games He was obsessed with Mein Kraft

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Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.

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If video games make children more violent... why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

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My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself

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What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider

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My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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What is Donald Trump's favorite video game? *Papers, Please*

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My parents have been yelling at me that I'm wasting my life doing nothing but playing video games. Luckily I have three lives left.

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What is Hitler's favourite video game..? Mein Kraft

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I've been playing video games since I was eight years old. I should probably go and have a shower.

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What is a Mexican's favorite video game? Borderlands

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What's a communist's favorite video game? Dont starve.

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I just got my best score on the new Indian video game "Sitar Hero 3"!!! I got five stars on "Curry on My Wayward Son"

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Video games are becoming more and more realistic... Because they're becoming more and more pay-to-win

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At first I wanted to break up with my girlfriend because she didn’t like to play video games... It wasn’t really something to Fallout 4.

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What’s a crackhead’s favorite video game? Need for Speed

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My friens told me it, am I the only one to find it funny? Its a fenchman that is being asked if he likes video games
He said Wii

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A politician sees his son's result....... he says to his son who was playing on his PC "why have you scored such marks? always engrossed in video games. From now on no pocket money for you"

his son takes out a 50$ note from his pocket and asks "is this enough?"

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How do violent video games make you want to kill people? When they're banned

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What is Godzilla's favourite video game? Rampage

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What video game did Hitler play before starting WWII? Mein Kraft

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I actually have sportsmanship in video games. If I know I am going to win I never go for the last kill.

Instead I let my opponent kill me while I twerk in their face.

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Did you hear they have made a new Oregon Trail video games based on Real Madrid FC? I played it yesterday but it keeps saying I died of the 7-3.

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Growing up people told me I'd never get a girlfriend playing video games. But my Tindering abilities wouldn't be what they are without learning to fly in Mario 3.

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I got a medal for jumping over a video game shelf..... They said I went above and beyond the Call of Duty.

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What instrument makes video games get rated M for Mature? Violins

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There’s not much video gamers and the Cartel have in common Except maybe a tool assisted speed-run

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What was the plastic surgeon's favorite video game? Altered Breast

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Why couldn't Superman play video games with Marvel characters? Because he DC-ed

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What's an abortion doctor's favorite video game? Womb Raider

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Which video game is asians favourite? For Honor

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, than why do so many video games have such terrible storylines?

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What's an infantryman's favorite video game series? Fallout.

(Sorry if this is an accidental repost...)

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What do life and the 90s video games have in common ? They just get harder and harder 'til you die.

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LPT: Remember, besides blueberries, anything blue in the wild is poisonous and not fit for consumption.... The same rule applies to video game cartridges.

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What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite video game? Rocket League

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What's a baker's favorite video game? Red Bread Ryedemption

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I talk aboyt video games too much What a stupid thing to Fallout 4

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What is the abortionist's favorite video game? Womb Raider.

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Did you know that Kenny G has a cousin who works in the video game industry? Luigi.

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What video game causes acne? Atari Breakout

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A video game player submits ten puns to the editor of their favourite videogame publication's joke contest in order to win a free console... They didn't all get published, but he did get one in ten though.

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Actually, violent video games don’t create violent children, study says Thanks to Doctor Xavier B. Juan for the results

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My least favorite video game character is Kirby. ...Because he sucks.

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I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.

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I spent too much money on video games this year. All of my savings have gone up in Steam.

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Video games ruined my life... Good thing i have two more ❤️ ❤️

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I asked a Frenchman if he plays video games He said, "Wii"

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I've been a crack addict for 10 years I just can't afford video games

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Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game? Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.

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Video games have ruined my life Thankfully, I have 10 seconds until I respawn

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What's the difference between cocaine and video games? One is a controlled substance, the other is a controlled substance in Germany and Australia.

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What do women and video games have in common? You have to beat them to get maximum enjoyment.

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Dad, annoyed with his kid who does nothing but play video games, says "You spend all day, every day, and all night, every night, doing nothing but playing video games. You are wasting your life!" The kid replies "Luckily I still have two more lives left."

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It's like we're living in a video game... "President Evil"

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What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft.

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I haven't met a single person who hasn't played video games! Maybe that's because they aren't single and have lives.

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I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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