My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.
After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"
"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"
Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people. Working in customer service already did that.
There’s no way video games cause violence. If they did, school shootings would involve a LOT more tea bagging.
My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house
TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend
My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable
All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.
If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day
Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.
My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.
I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
They say Hitler was driven to war because of his addiction to video games He was obsessed with Mein Kraft
My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself
My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I was playing video games last night and my son was sitting next to me watching and said "I wish real life was more like video games" So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC
What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games? I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
A politician sees his son's result.......
he says to his son who was playing on his PC "why have you scored such marks? always engrossed in video games. From now on no pocket money for you"
his son takes out a 50$ note from his pocket and asks "is this enough?"
I'm not addicted to video games I just have to play 8 hours a day to stop the shaking and another 4 to stop the nose bleed
I like video games but they're really violent
I want a video game where you take care of all the people who've been shot in other games.
"Hey man what are you playing?"
"Super Busy Hospital. It's really tough, this patient has been shot in the head 57 times"
People playing video games get so upset when it says "you can't go any further." Geez, people, it's not the end of the world.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one... It's going to be a game changer....
Wife: Honey, we need to rebuild our relationship. I think you should stop making so many video game puns. Husband: Yeah, that would upupdowndownleftrightleftright be a start.
Why did the pirate not like the old video game with a liberal-leaning political message? It was hard to port
My mom asked me how I can have fun playing video games all the time... I said, "They're actually designed that way."
Stop blaming the video games for violence. Some of you played Mortal Kombat your whole lives and never learned how to finish her.
I don't want to say video games cause violence... ...but after a month of playing Pong, I beat Rafael Nadal in a best of five match and might be Venus Williams' new baby daddy.
The day after violent video games became illegal... ...a school was flooded with lava in the world's first mass griefing.
My roommate was playing a video game last night and when he died he completely smashed his keyboard... yeah, he definitely lost Control.
There is no link between violence and video games... But there is a link between violence and lag.
If video games lead to violence Then I would have killed a lot more people than I already have
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me Then someone else told me shootings happened because of video games
A Male kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a scotch and starts talking about the good old days when nobody was on their phones, when video games were for the rich, and the ozone layer was whole. “Ok boomer”
I actually have sportsmanship in video games.
If I know I am going to win I never go for the last kill.
Instead I let my opponent kill me while I twerk in their face.
Did you hear they have made a new Oregon Trail video games based on Real Madrid FC? I played it yesterday but it keeps saying I died of the 7-3.
I'm breaking up with you
"Because all you ever talk about is video games"
But babe please, this is such a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
A friend was talking about how her husband acts like a kid and stays in the house all day playing video games due to meningitis .. I told her that’s men in general
A man turns to his French girlfriend and asks...
"honey, do you like video games?"
She says, "Wii".