Hilarious Video Game Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Video Game Jokes

My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

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My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home

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Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people. Working in customer service already did that.

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There’s no way video games cause violence. If they did, school shootings would involve a LOT more tea bagging.

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My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.

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Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house

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TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft.

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My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable

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I spent too much money on video games this year. My savings have gone up in Steam.

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All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

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What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft

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I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games." So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

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Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise. ... because each game is made from 90% recycled material.

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My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

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[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man.

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I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

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What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.

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What is Thanos' favorite video game? Half-Life.

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They say Hitler was driven to war because of his addiction to video games He was obsessed with Mein Kraft

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Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win.

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If video games make children more violent... why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

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My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself

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What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider

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My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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Video games are like my children. I beat them.

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I was playing video games last night and my son was sitting next to me watching and said "I wish real life was more like video games" So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC

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Hillary Clinton is getting her own video game. Left 4 Dead: Benghazi

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Why do men choose video games over women? Video games can be beaten without legal consequences.

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What video game did Hitler play before starting WWII? Mein Kraft

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My girlfriend sent me a text saying I'm addicted to video games. All I could say was "LoL, Wow"

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What is hitlers favorite video game? Meinkraft

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Growing up people told me I'd never get a girlfriend playing video games. But my Tindering abilities wouldn't be what they are without learning to fly in Mario 3.

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I actually have sportsmanship in video games. If I know I am going to win I never go for the last kill.

Instead I let my opponent kill me while I twerk in their face.

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I got a medal for jumping over a video game shelf..... They said I went above and beyond the Call of Duty.

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New Video Game Jokes

What’s a crackhead’s favorite video game? Need for Speed

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My friens told me it, am I the only one to find it funny? Its a fenchman that is being asked if he likes video games
He said Wii

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What's an extreme feminists favorite video game Hitman

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A politician sees his son's result....... he says to his son who was playing on his PC "why have you scored such marks? always engrossed in video games. From now on no pocket money for you"

his son takes out a 50$ note from his pocket and asks "is this enough?"

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How do violent video games make you want to kill people? When they're banned

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What is Godzilla's favourite video game? Rampage

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I don't want to say video games cause violence... ...but after a month of playing Pong, I beat Rafael Nadal in a best of five match and might be Venus Williams' new baby daddy.

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Did you hear they have made a new Oregon Trail video games based on Real Madrid FC? I played it yesterday but it keeps saying I died of the 7-3.

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What instrument makes video games get rated M for Mature? Violins

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There’s not much video gamers and the Cartel have in common Except maybe a tool assisted speed-run

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Did you know Shakespeare loved video game characters? His favorite was Sonnet the hedgehog

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The Rock is starring in a film adaptation of the video game *Rampage* In related news, Kevin Spacey is in the Paperboy.

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Why couldn't Superman play video games with Marvel characters? Because he DC-ed

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Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game? Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.

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