Hilarious Bone Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bone Jokes

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Did you know that a piranha can devour a child down to the bone in less than 45 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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If you boil a funny bone It becomes a laughing stock

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Did you know a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock That's humerus.

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Did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

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I went to an archaeologist’s party where we were excavating a lower leg bone. It was quite the shindig.

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The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor

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What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit

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If you boil the funny bone, it'll become a laughing stock ..... Now that's what i call humerus

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How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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How do skeletons reproduce? They bone.

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What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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I asked my boss I asked my new boss why she wasn't wearing any green today. She told me she didn't feel right celebrating St. Paddy's day since she didn't have an Irish bone in her body. I asked her if she wanted one.

Know anyone hiring?

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean!

(Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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I boiled a funny bone once... It turned into a laughing stock.

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What happens if you boil a funny bone? It becomes a laughing stock

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What do you call a satanic bone? A blasfemur!

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What Do Women And KFC Boxes Have in Common? Once you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.

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What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day Teach a dog to bone and you go to jail for animal cruelty

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It's true I misunderstood what you meant by "take me to the bone zone" but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard.

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Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.

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How much does 2,000lbs of bone weigh a skeleton

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What do you call a thigh bone that takes the lords name in vein? A Blasfemur.

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A boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock. It was humorous.

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I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke... But I couldn't think of anything humorous.

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You know what my favorite bone is? The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.

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There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why is a woman like a KFC? Because once you get past the juicy breast and tender thigh, all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in...

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What's the similarity between women and KFC Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.

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A man fell out a window and broke a bone. It was humerus.

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I have a few bone jokes for you... ...but tibia honest, you probably won't find it all that humerus

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If I am terrible in bed... does that mean I'm bad to the bone?

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What did the skeleton say before they ate their meal? Bone appetite.

(7 year old told me this today).

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*A man is trying to prove his innocence in court* Defendant: "Please your honour, I don't have a single bad bone in my body"

Prosecutor: "Well according to your medical exam it appears you have osteoporosis"

Judge: "Guilty"

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Whats the funniest bone in the body? The HUMOURUS!

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I think when people talk about the "funny bone" they must mean the spine Because after my sister broke hers she never laughed again.

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New Bone Jokes

What do you get if you boil a funny bone? Laughing stock.

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I just came home from an archaeology party where we all looked for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur. It was quite the shin dig.

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What part of your body makes you use your phone Your caller bone

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What's the hardest kind of bone for a dog to eat?? A trombone ;D!

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My friend thinks fractures are funny. I asked him which bone he broke. He said it's humerus.

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What do you call a trombone that was born into the body of a trumpet? A ***TRANS***-^bone.

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Adam never really needed that extra rib anyway... but he did need something to bone

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What does a paleontologist say to start a fight? I've got a bone to pick with you.

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So this is how my day went... I woke up went to the store and bought a wooden turtle, then someone threw a hamburger at me, now I'm at home feeding my dog. So in conclusion I bought knick knack, got a patty wack, and gave my dog a bone.

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What do you call an Asian skeleton? Shin Bone

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What do skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetit!

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What’s a skeletons favorite fruit? A bone-ana

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Old mother Hubbard Old mother Hubbard

went to the cupboard

to fetch poor rover a bone

as she bent over

he took over

and gave her a bone of his own.

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How do skeletons communicate they bone each other

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Did you hear the one about the young bone specialist? He just opened his office and only needed a good break to get started.

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What do you call a member of a bike gang with osteoporosis? Bad to the bone.

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My milk expires on my birthday. Some would say, I'm bad to the bone.

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I like my women like I like my wings Bone-in

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What do you call a broken bone factory? A manufracturer

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Dogs are good replacements for a girlfriend Only problem is you have to throw them a bone rather than give them one.

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The doctor said they left my funny bone in... He didn't want you guys to suffer without my humor.

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What's the first step to befriending a feminist? A thick dog bone

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Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine.

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Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher.

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Doc, I swallowed a chicken bone. "Are you choking?"

"No I'm serious!"

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How do skeletons make a baby? They bone

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Doc, my leg bone is missing! "You must be joking!"

"No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'

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[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus.

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