Did you know that a piranha can devour a child down to the bone in less than 45 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
If you boil a funny bone It becomes a laughing stock
Did you know a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock That's humerus.
Did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today...
I went to an archaeologist’s party where we were excavating a lower leg bone. It was quite the shindig.
The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor
What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit
If you boil the funny bone, it'll become a laughing stock ..... Now that's what i call humerus
How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
How do skeletons reproduce? They bone.
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I asked my boss
I asked my new boss why she wasn't wearing any green today. She told me she didn't feel right celebrating St. Paddy's day since she didn't have an Irish bone in her body. I asked her if she wanted one.
Know anyone hiring?
What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC]
(Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)
I boiled a funny bone once... It turned into a laughing stock.
What happens if you boil a funny bone? It becomes a laughing stock
What do you call a satanic bone? A blasfemur!
What Do Women And KFC Boxes Have in Common? Once you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.
What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day Teach a dog to bone and you go to jail for animal cruelty
It's true I misunderstood what you meant by "take me to the bone zone" but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard.
Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
How much does 2,000lbs of bone weigh a skeleton
What do you call a thigh bone that takes the lords name in vein? A Blasfemur.
A boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock. It was humorous.
I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke... But I couldn't think of anything humorous.
You know what my favorite bone is? The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.
There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
My teacher said, because I was acting up in class, I have to do a book report on the largest bone in the arm. Isn't that humorous?
What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in.
I have a few bone jokes for you... ...but tibia honest, you probably won't find it all that humerus
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating? A: Bone Appetite.
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.
Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher.
What do you call a dating app for skeletons? The bone zone.
Adam never really needed that extra rib anyway... but he did need something to bone
I met a French person today and they have a weird bone fetish IDK why but they were mentioning bone jaw and bone apple teeth again and again
What part of your body makes you use your phone Your caller bone
What's the hardest kind of bone for a dog to eat?? A trombone ;D!
A bone has a feast "I'm hungry so Bon Appetit!"
My friend thinks fractures are funny. I asked him which bone he broke. He said it's humerus.
What’s the scientific name of the “Funny bone?” Humerus.
I broke my funny bone last weak... It still hasn’t healed
I just ran into that paleontologist who owed me money. Boy did I have a bone to pick with him.
What did the skeleton mafia boss say to the snitch? “I got a bone to pick with you!”
What do you call a fork made from the bone of a killer whale? Forca
What do you call an Asian skeleton? Shin Bone
Did you hear the one about the young bone specialist? He just opened his office and only needed a good break to get started.
What's the first step to befriending a feminist? A thick dog bone
Doc, my leg bone is missing!
"You must be joking!"
"No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'
Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus