Did you know that a piranha can devour a child down to the bone in less than 45 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Did you know a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Did you know that a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today...
I wish my wife looked at me the way my dog does. You know, waist-high with a bone in her mouth.
What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Did you know that a piranha can eat a child done to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today
I asked my boss
I asked my new boss why she wasn't wearing any green today. She told me she didn't feel right celebrating St. Paddy's day since she didn't have an Irish bone in her body. I asked her if she wanted one.
Know anyone hiring?
What Do Women And KFC Boxes Have in Common? Once you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.
What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day Teach a dog to bone and you go to jail for animal cruelty
Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
It's true I misunderstood what you meant by "take me to the bone zone" but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
You know what my favorite bone is? The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.
What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
The price of smartphones are getting way too ridiculous If I fall and hear something crack, I'm hoping it's a bone
How is a woman like Kentucky Fried Chicken? When you are finished with the breast and the thigh, you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Best amputation jokes? Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run "I'd give my left arm" and "Single-handedly" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes.
My friend brought his wife into the pub and he asked me if i thought she was beautiful.
I said 'She's lovely, a great match for you. Got cracking legs matey'
he said: 'Thanks, that's her brittle bone syndrome'
Why is a woman like a KFC? Because once you get past the juicy breast and tender thigh, all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in...
What's the similarity between women and KFC Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.
My teacher said, because I was acting up in class, I have to do a book report on the largest bone in the arm. Isn't that humorous?
What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in.
I have a few bone jokes for you... ...but tibia honest, you probably won't find it all that humerus
What's the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his.
As told by my son. The student has become the dad joke master.
While eating porkchops out back.
Me: Hey, you want a bone to chew on?
Son: Gnaw bro.
What did the skeleton say after meeting his arch nemesis? “I’ve got a bone to pick with you!”
What do women and KFC have in common? After your done with the breast and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Did you know that a piranha can devour a child to the bone in 45 seconds? In other words, I lost my job at the aquarium the other day
After a while of being annoyed by a kid with leukemia, I turned to him and said, “What is it kid? Do you have a bone to pick?”
Ever heard of the orthopedic surgeon who got arrested for voyeurism? He just wanted to see his patient's bone
I had a hip replacement, but the hospital won't let me keep the bone as a souvenir. They've got joint custody.
It's true when Trump insists he "Doesn't have a Racist Bone in his body" It's just his heart, brain and tongue
Skeleton jokes I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
A man goes to the doctor and says "My arm hurts when I move it like this!" The doctor tells him, "You have bone cancer."
I met a French person today and they have a weird bone fetish IDK why but they were mentioning bone jaw and bone apple teeth again and again
First day on the job..
Patient: how bad is it?
Me: *forgetting the word for spine* you broke your bone rope.
I had a bone to pick with my friend... I picked his femur, although it was a close call between that and the tibia.
Why did the successful comedian lose his job after a car accident? It caused amputation of both his arms and lost his funny bone
I just ran into that paleontologist who owed me money. Boy did I have a bone to pick with him.
Recently my friend broke a bone in his wrist...
He was in the car with his dad and his friends dad, and his dad brought up he broke his radius, and the other dad proceded to say
At least he didn’t break his diameter.