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3 guys are on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
I'm sorry
I built a 1:1000000 model of a German submarine. It’s a pretty good µ-boat.
There are 3 men on a boat and 4 cigarettes, they don't have a lighter, how do they smoke? they toss one cigarette over board to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
[Dad Jokes] 3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
I made a 1:1000 000 scale model german submarine it's a pretty good μ-boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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This got a lot more upvotes than i expected.
3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with …so they throw one cigarette off the boat to make the boat a cigarette lighter
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
Told my wife that I’m really getting into Beyonce. She said ‘whatever floats your boat’. I said ‘no, that’s buoyancy’.
There are 3 men in a boat and 4 cigarettes, however they don't own a lighter. How do they smoke? They throw one cigarette over board in order to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
I took my finger out of her hole, and in seconds she was going down on me. I thought to myself, Man. I am really gonna miss this boat.
TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
Two men are on a boat. They have three cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub.
Three men brought four cigarettes onto a boat, but then realized they had no lighters or matches. What do they do? Throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
If your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head It's capsized.
Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized
why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat.
What do you call a boat full of penises and potatoes? A dictatorship
I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat.
3 men were on a boat..
And all they had were 4 cigarettes.
Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard.
Now the boat was a cigarette lighter.
Before surgery, my anaesthetist offered me a couple of different options.
He could either knock me out with gas, or he could do it with a large wooden boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub.
2 men are on a boat sharing a pack of cigarettes when they realise they have no lighter
How do they light up?
They toss a cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with either gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation
There are three men in a boat in the middle of the ocean with four cigarettes, no lighter or any matches. What do they do? They throw one of the cigarettes overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub.
3 men were in a boat with 4 cigarettes,but there was no way to light them.What did they do? Threw one cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Why do scuba divers fall backward off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
What kind of boat do vampires like? Blood vessels
If you ever need to fit 2 of every animal on a boat... I Noah guy.
Do you know why scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat.
Why do scuba divers go backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they would fall into the boat
Four men are in a boat Four men are in a boat trying to smoke some cigarettes, but they don't have a lighter. One man throws a cigarette over board and now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter.
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river...
As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded with: Don’t quack!