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Funny Ocean Jokes
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I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice. Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.

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I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean A dell must be rolling in the deep

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There are three men in a boat in the middle of the ocean with four cigarettes, no lighter or any matches. What do they do? They throw one of the cigarettes overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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Swimming in the Ocean I while back I was sitting on a beach in Mexico watching this guy in the ocean screaming "HELP SHARK, HELP!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

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I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea.

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*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!

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There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim.

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One of my dad's favorites about flying "You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."

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Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.

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Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back.

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My friend has an unhealthy obsession with ocean life I told her to sea kelp

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I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. When I woke up I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean

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Is the ocean salty because... the land doesn't wave back?

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Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.

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A friend of mine got a seashell tattoo on her thigh... If you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean

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You ever heard of the ocean located at 5.694647° S, 136.987557° W? I like to call it the specific ocean.

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Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back


(I apologize greatly if this had been posted before)

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I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine

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If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America.

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Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.


Credit: local radio

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? About halfway.

^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out...

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I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda Thank god it was only a Fanta sea

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the veal.

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Why were the Kardashians banned from the beach? Because there is already too much plastic in the ocean

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I looked at the ocean today, and thought it looked completely orange... And so then I wondered if it was reality or a Fanta sea.

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back.

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I dreamed last night I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... Then I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats? A nervous wreck...

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I met this girl with a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh Cool thing about it is, if you put your ear up to it, you can really smell the ocean

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? Half way.

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I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea.

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I had a dream last night where I was drowning in an ocean made from orange soda... It took me a while to figure out that it was a Fanta sea.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.

Sea what I did there?

I'm shore you did.

Laugh, you son of a beach!

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My 4 yo sister came to me and told this joke? Why didn’t the ocean dry up?

Because it didn’t have a towel.

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How do you cut the ocean in half? Use a sea saw

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A plane above the ocean is crashing A woman in this plane knew she was going to die so she got up and shouted "Before I die I want someone to make me feel like a woman"

A couple rows down a man got up, took off his shirt and said "Here iron this"

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I met a stripper with a sea shell tattoo’d on her inner thigh If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean

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Why does the Ocean roar? You’d roar too, if you had crabs on your bottom

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What did ocean say to another ocean? w-water you doing step-bro?

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People are always asking me 'how deep can a submarine dive'... And I always answer 'all the way to the ocean floor'.

The trick really is coming back up again.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

The shore didn’t even respond- what a beach.

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What’s the difference between the ocean and the Kardashians? There’s less plastic in the ocean.

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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda. It would be my Fanta sea

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Why is it illegal for the Kardashians to go swimming? Because throwing plastic in the ocean is a crime.

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Would the ocean be deeper... If it didn't have any sponges in it?

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Last night, I was swimming in a strange orange, bubbling ocean of sweet water. Then I woke up and it turned out to have been just a Fanta-sea.

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A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean Now they're all C foods

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and the Atlantic Ocean? The Atlantic Ocean would never give me *that* many crabs.

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What do pieces of wood in the ocean and Nintendo Switch joysticks have in common? They drift

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I had a dream last night that there was an ocean filled with soda It was a fantasea

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The CEO of Ocean Spray called up his mom to wish her a happy birthday They had a nice cranversation

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The Titanic has been resting on the ocean floor for over a hundred years. Let that sink in for a minute.

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I was out on the ocean the other day and these guys boarded my vessel and stole all of the currency I’d saved on a computer game I was playing. They were Simoleon pirates.

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Deep at the bottom of the darkest trench off the ocean lives the most feared sea monster to ever exist. The Kraken, Urbutt.

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Yo mama so fat She had to be baptized in the pacific ocean

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What's the score between the ocean and the beach? Tide

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Ocean Time What did the ocean say to the other ocean? what? nothing they just waved. oh. do you sea what I did there? no. i'm shore you did. how do you have friends? don't be such a beach.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean when they saw each other? Nothing. They didnt even wave. Oceans cant communicate smartass

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Want to know why ocean is so salty ? Because land never waves back .

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Nice joke for y'all. Guys, do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

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Last night i had a dream that i was swimming in an ocean of orange soda When i woke up i realised it was just a fanta-sea

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One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible, That will be the last straw

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two sailors were out in their boat when a hand appeared in the ocean ‘what’s that?’ asked the first sailor, ‘it looks as if someone’s drowning!’

‘nonsense,’ replied the second, ‘it was just a little wave’.

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Elon Musk just announced a new multimillion dollar electronic ocean cleanup project. He says it’s all in the name of E-fish-in-sea

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My ex is like the like the Ocean filled with plastic

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Why are ocean levels so high? sea weed.

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What do you call an ocean that sings? Billy.

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How does the ocean say hello? How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.

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Ocean walks in to a bar Bartender says "why so blue?"

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea

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How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country? None, just some tea

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What shakes on the ocean floor? A nervous wreck!

Ha ha, I’m shore that you sea what I did there.

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I like to visit the ocean for Christmas. It always brings good tidings.

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What do you call a Soda Ocean A Fanta Sea

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Can you call the ocean something else? Shore

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I had a really weird dream last night. I was floating on an ocean of orange flavoured fizzy drink, then Queen music started to play. I found myself wondering; Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea?

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How do we know the ocean is a woman? Because she wears sea cups.

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what said the ocean to the sky ? I sea !

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The other day I carried a jar of sour cream into the sea. Some guy comes up to me and asked what I was doing I said I was taking a dip in the ocean

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I just took an OCEAN test and found out I'm highly neurotic It's really affecting me.

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Why did the ocean blush? Because the seaweed

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.


Do you sea what I did there?


I'm shore you did...

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Last night I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda It turns it was just a fanta sea

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Beach Boys: If everybody had an ocean across the USA, then everybody'd be surfin’ like California. Climate change scientist: You're missing the point, Boys.

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What happens when the ocean gets pregnant? It gets a sea section.

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What does Cardi B and the ocean have in common? Both are filled with trash, and may knock men out.

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Last night I had a dream that the ocean turned orange....... but it was just a Fanta sea

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Had a weird dream last night, it was about the ocean but the water was soda It was all just a Fanta Sea

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Had a dream the ocean was orange soda. Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

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Why does the ocean roar? You'd make a lot of noise if you had crabs on your bottom too.

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What did the ocean say to the land? Nothing, it just waved. Did you SEA what i did there?

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How do you make a kitchen sink? Dump it in the ocean

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My girlfriend couldn't make it to the beach this year so she told me to say "Hi" to the ocean for her. I told her it waved.

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My dark humour doesn’t get too far Like an immigrant on the ocean

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Why is the ocean so unknown? Because it has many sea crits.

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Tinder is like the ocean Some times you catch fish some times you catch crabs

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