I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.
I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice. Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.
There are three men in a boat in the middle of the ocean with four cigarettes, no lighter or any matches. What do they do? They throw one of the cigarettes overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Swimming in the Ocean I while back I was sitting on a beach in Mexico watching this guy in the ocean screaming "HELP SHARK, HELP!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal... ...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.
One of my dad's favorites about flying "You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."
I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. When I woke up I realized it was just a Fanta sea.
My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean
A friend of mine got a seashell tattoo on her thigh... If you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean
You ever heard of the ocean located at 5.694647° S, 136.987557° W? I like to call it the specific ocean.
Why is the ocean salty?
Because the land never waves back
(I apologize greatly if this had been posted before)
If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic?
^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the veal.
Why were the Kardashians banned from the beach? Because there is already too much plastic in the ocean
I looked at the ocean today, and thought it looked completely orange... And so then I wondered if it was reality or a Fanta sea.
I dreamed last night I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... Then I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea.
I met this girl with a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh Cool thing about it is, if you put your ear up to it, you can really smell the ocean
I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea.
I had a dream last night where I was drowning in an ocean made from orange soda... It took me a while to figure out that it was a Fanta sea.
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved.
Sea what I did there?
I'm shore you did.
Laugh, you son of a beach!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
The shore didn’t even respond- what a beach.
What’s the difference between the ocean and the Kardashians? There’s less plastic in the ocean.
Why is it illegal for the Kardashians to go swimming? Because throwing plastic in the ocean is a crime.
Last night, I was swimming in a strange orange, bubbling ocean of sweet water. Then I woke up and it turned out to have been just a Fanta-sea.
What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and the Atlantic Ocean? The Atlantic Ocean would never give me *that* many crabs.
The CEO of Ocean Spray called up his mom to wish her a happy birthday They had a nice cranversation
The Titanic has been resting on the ocean floor for over a hundred years. Let that sink in for a minute.
I was out on the ocean the other day and these guys boarded my vessel and stole all of the currency I’d saved on a computer game I was playing. They were Simoleon pirates.
Deep at the bottom of the darkest trench off the ocean lives the most feared sea monster to ever exist. The Kraken, Urbutt.
Ocean Time What did the ocean say to the other ocean? what? nothing they just waved. oh. do you sea what I did there? no. i'm shore you did. how do you have friends? don't be such a beach.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean when they saw each other? Nothing. They didnt even wave. Oceans cant communicate smartass
Nice joke for y'all. Guys, do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
Last night i had a dream that i was swimming in an ocean of orange soda When i woke up i realised it was just a fanta-sea
two sailors were out in their boat when a hand appeared in the ocean
‘what’s that?’ asked the first sailor, ‘it looks as if someone’s drowning!’
‘nonsense,’ replied the second, ‘it was just a little wave’.
Elon Musk just announced a new multimillion dollar electronic ocean cleanup project. He says it’s all in the name of E-fish-in-sea
What shakes on the ocean floor?
A nervous wreck!
Ha ha, I’m shore that you sea what I did there.
I had a really weird dream last night. I was floating on an ocean of orange flavoured fizzy drink, then Queen music started to play. I found myself wondering; Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea?